I was owned by a 5 year old at Target today...

[AznMaverick]

dood, i was laughing after reading the title...hahahahaaha

 

[Zorba]

11/10

Last time I got hit in the balls it was by my 3 year-old 2nd cousin. I was playing with a rudder ball on a bungy cord he had, and he pulls it all the way back, lets go of it and it went straight into my balls. One of the more painful rackings I've gotten in my life. My girlfriend laughed her a$$ off (although she always thought it was funny to "accidently" hit me in the balls), so did my mom, and my Uncle and Aunt. But my little cousin's mom got on to him, which made me feel bad since it was an accident.

 

[Mday]

so, did you file a lawsuit against target and the mother of the child?

 

[robh23]

Originally posted by: Spoooon
Dude, a little kid put that hurt on you? Pretty weak man.

The last time I got hit in the nads big time was by another guy's knee when I was 13 or 14. That's a pain I'll never forget.

Me too, it came out of the blue as someone falsely said i had said something about this guy, so i wasnt expecting it at all.

Arent you suing the parents?

 

[Qacer]

Funny story, one nut!

 

[Nitemare]

I wonder if Little Goku's mom would be laughing if you were to grab her boy afterwards and spank the crap out of him with a belt from the accessories department.

 

[kuk]

Right on Target.

 

[Ausm]

LMFAO BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Sysadmin

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Originally posted by: Pex

The hit was so clean and precise that only the Ancient Shaolin Masters would be able to duplicate.

ROFL

 

[NetGuySC]

I think that is the best written story ever on Anandtech.

 

[Azraele]

Lol. I bet that sucked, but you told the story well.

 

[The Sauce]

Originally posted by: boyRacer
you shouldve kicked the kid in the nuts too.

Seriously...that would have turned into a match of ro-sham-bo for me...if I didn't outright kill the little fusker.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: Excelsior

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: KLin
LMAO perfect 10/10 on that story

Mad props, great story telling.

Hell yes. Awesome storytelling.

 

[simms]

LMAO. Definetely one of the best I read.

 

[falconx80]

dude, have you ever considered writing a novel?
you can become the next Stephen King.

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

Originally posted by: falconx80
dude, have you ever considered writing a novel?
you can become the next Stephen King.

You know, I am a huge horror fan. Im just not patient enough to write a full novel. Besides, my spelling is atroshuss!

Glad so many people got a kick out of my story.

 

[Beller0ph1]

Hahahah...sucks to be hit there, but great story nonetheless. Sorta makes my own knees week recalling some other times I was hit there.

 

[Maleficus]

DUDE, awesome story.

sorry about ur balls

 

[shimsham]

kick his a$$, seabass

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: HelloDeli

Originally posted by: falconx80
dude, have you ever considered writing a novel?
you can become the next Stephen King.

You know, I am a huge horror fan. Im just not patient enough to write a full novel. Besides, my spelling is atroshuss!

Glad so many people got a kick out of my story.

Great writing. I LOL'd a couple of times. You really are a great writer.

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Hahaha, you got beat in the pecker. Lol!

 

[SunnyD]

ANCIENT SHAOLIN MONKS!!!!!

 

[alkemyst]

This is a job for that big 'Slingblade' looking kid in the XBox section staring for hours at some game he doesn't have the cash to buy.

Simply mentioning should say some harm fall upon some little brat in the DVD section, you'd make sure he left Target with the wanted game.

That really sucks for you man....at least your wife didn't run and grab a digital vid cam to record the event

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[Ketteringo]

Ouch, I feel for you


Very funny story though!!!

 

[AnandtechViolator]

owned!