I was owned by a 5 year old at Target today...

[HomeBrewerDude]

change your name to HelloBalli

 

[Alchemist99]

good story, you obviously know how to write well, professional?

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: Whisper

Originally posted by: Sketcher

Originally posted by: Pex
hit him square in the nuts. he was on the ground with blue balls for 10 minutes.

Two different kinds of pain from two entirely different causes there buddy.

So very true.

And yes, scrotal trauma is about the worst pain imaginable. How something so awful can also be so very, very funny is one of life's greatest mysteries.

my new sig.

 

[OulOat]

You should become an author if you aren't already

 

[johnjbruin]

you've got some nice story telling skillz
it sucks you got owned but reading that cracked me up. thanks for the laugh.

 

[ZeroEffect]

great story

the worst thing about getting racked... is knowing that in
this lifetime... it's going to happen again!

i'm planning on stearing clear of karate kids!

...when i was a kid playing soccer, i tried to chest a corner kick
in front of the goal, and well... i misjudged and crotched it
instead! Know what it's like to have 20 guys laughing their
arses off at your misery.... along with various Soccer Mom's and Dads?

 

[Indolent]

I wouldn't mind a wife laughing.... but the kids mother? that seems odd...

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Originally posted by: MastaTam
I don't understand why people aren't more upset by what happened. Granted that it's only a 5-year-old kid, but the fact that that kid's mom laughed alongside HelloDeli's wife really pisses me off. She is clearly accountable for what happened, yet all she does is laugh hysterically? That really pisses me off. And another thing that pisses me off is the wife's reaction. If I were married, and someone caused extreme pain to my wife, I know that I wouldn't be laughing until well after the situation occured, not while she was writhing in agony.

I agree with you. If the guy getting kicked in the nuts wants to laugh about it, well that is his right! If his wife wants to laugh about it, not really so good, but if it's OK with him, then who am I to argue? But the mom of the hyperactive judomeister? Heck no, she should have been really mortified (I would have been) that her unsupervised kidlet brough such pain to this man. What kind of jackass would laugh about their kid doing that to anyone?

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

Originally posted by: classy
I always hoped you would get it. LOL Just wish I could have seen it. But that ain't right about the ole lady not cutting you some slack.

The kid was white, obviously a hate crime.

I kid, I kid!

 

[imported_Mike]

Awsome story, but what gives with the kid's mom. Her daughter asked you if you were alright...mom didn't even care?

 

[tk149]

Great story LOL

You're just lucky that kid wasn't a Super Saiyan.

 

[bootymac]

lol, awesome story!

 

[fooshkee]

haha nice story... damn kids though...

why were you buying cd-rs from target though man... way overpriced

 

[Sid59]

best story of 2004 yet

 

[moks78]

Originally posted by: Marauder911
I hope you got some from your wife so that you could test your machinery after that incident.

...gonna test the machinery to see if damage have been done temporarily or permanently...hope your machine is A-Ok and better than the last time.

 

[Slacker]

Justifiable Homicide?

At the very least that kid would have gone home with a whole new vocabulary...
Mother *%$@%! the little $@*&%#@* busted my #*^% NUTS! Sonofa%*$@ Co<|< su<|<%#* @ ^#% $*#*@% #$*^@ #*^$%*@ #$(@&^%@

Which I bet the mom wouldnt find funny at all!

 

[DaWhim]

Originally posted by: Excelsior

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: KLin
LMAO perfect 10/10 on that story

Mad props, great story telling.

Hell yes. Awesome storytelling.

10/10 from me too. have anyone been laughing for 5 mins? I am gonna read it again and have some more laughs.

 

[DaWhim]

great story, no asshat asks for cliffnotes too! :Q

 

[PowerEngineer]

Originally posted by: KLin
LMAO perfect 10/10 on that story

 

[xeno2060]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!:Q

ka-me-ha-me-ha!!

 

[RedPickle]

Originally posted by: Marauder911
I hope you got some from your wife so that you could test your machinery after that incident.

 

[Lager]

Maybe you had a freak accident that allows you to perform Peter North standard? Like John Travolta in Phenomenon.

 

[spanky]

ouch. get a lawyer and sue target. for what? i dunno... i am sure the lawyer will think of something.

 

[db]

May have been funny, but the kid's mother deserves everything she's gonna get in the future for not even trying to act concerned.
On second thought, you coulda quietly offered his sister $20 to make him cry -- woulda been worth it.

 

[Eli]

OMFG!! LMAO!

Sorry to laugh at your misfortune.... lol