I was just shat upon...

[SunnyD]

Changing my daughter's diaper, only to find that she has diaherria.

As in... currently has...

So much for lunch. :disgust:

 

[waylman]

delicious

 

[thirtythree]

how old is she?

 

[Yzzim]

Originally posted by: SunnyD

So much for lunch. :disgust:

what was your mouth open? Did you swallow?

It's only poop.

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: thirtythree
how old is she?

18 months.

And no, it didn't get in my mouth. Just all over my hands. Kindof like squeezing a mustard bottle before shaking it.

 

[ThePresence]

I have this image in my head now...

 

[thawolfman]

Ergh...yum? :blargh;

 

[Ogg]

Your not used to the poop yet?

After awhile you get used to it all.......diarrhea, projectile vomit, blood, boogers


I can eat a meal now while dealing with any of the above

 

[MithShrike]

I remember this kid in seventh grade got shat upon by a sea gull. It was funny. He cried.

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: thirtythree
how old is she?

18 months.

And no, it didn't get in my mouth. Just all over my hands. Kindof like squeezing a mustard bottle before shaking it.

oh, neat.

pics?

 

[Ausm]

Oh I thought you were talking about your boss

Sysadmin

 

[Balt]

Originally posted by: Ogg
Your not used to the poop yet?

After awhile you get used to it all.......diarrhea, projectile vomit, blood, boogers


I can eat a meal now while dealing with any of the above

I hope I never eat a meal at your table.

 

[Xionide]

Originally posted by: thirtythree

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: thirtythree
how old is she?

18 months.

And no, it didn't get in my mouth. Just all over my hands. Kindof like squeezing a mustard bottle before shaking it.

oh, neat.

pics?

you sick mother fvcker

 

[Jmman]

Well, my 4 month old likes to try and give me a golden shower sometimes when I am changing his diaper....you do get used to that stuff....

 

[CraigRT]

sick... wow... i am going to barf!

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: Jmman
Well, my 4 month old likes to try and give me a golden shower sometimes when I am changing his diaper....you do get used to that stuff....

When my oldest (now 10) was about 18 months, I was preparing a bath for him. I turned on the water in the tub and the water started coming out of the shower head. At the exact moment the water came out of the shower head, I felt something warm on my leg. I thought it was a misdirected stream of water from the showerhead. It ended up being my son, peeing on my leg.

 

[zimu]

yummy, thanks for sharing.

pics?

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: SunnyD
Changing my daughter's diaper, only to find that she has diaherria.

As in... currently has...

So much for lunch. :disgust:

Reason 145,679 why I will never have a child. My GF can argue all she wants, I'm drinking flat upon flat of Mountain Dew in preparation.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Mith
I remember this kid in seventh grade got shat upon by a sea gull. It was funny. He cried.

 

[NetGuySC]

The joy of parenthood.

It's only poop, washed off easily

My daughter vomited on me while I held her above my head and was looking up at her. Yes it was all over one side of my face and ran down my shirt, yes I tasted vomit but I laughed, it was extremely funny actually and wish i had a pic of it to show her later in life.

 

[deejayshakur]

20 posts later and still no pics?l

i got nailed by a bird once in 7th grade. right shoulder of my raincoat. good thing it was raining. take that bird!

 

[Dufman]

<nelson> HA HA </nelson>

 

[bootymac]

Originally posted by: NetGuySC
The joy of parenthood.

It's only poop, washed off easily

My daughter vomited on me while I held her above my head and was looking up at her. Yes it was all over one side of my face and ran down my shirt, yes I tasted vomit but I laughed, it was extremely funny actually and wish i had a pic of it to show her later in life.

You tasted vomit... yeah that is pretty funny!

 

[Brutuskend]

PI...

Uhh never mind.

 

[kyparrish]

this actually sounds like a good form of birth control