I was just shat upon...

[kyparrish]

dp

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: Mith
I remember this kid in seventh grade got shat upon by a sea gull. It was funny. He cried.

that's cause it got in my eyes! and then people were laughing at me!

 

[Excelsior]

Yep...reaffirms my decision to not have kids. Thanks.

 

[brxndxn]

Originally posted by: NetGuySC
The joy of parenthood.

It's only poop, washed off easily

My daughter vomited on me while I held her above my head and was looking up at her. Yes it was all over one side of my face and ran down my shirt, yes I tasted vomit but I laughed, it was extremely funny actually and wish i had a pic of it to show her later in life.

You're hardcore, dude.

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: deejayshakur
20 posts later and still no pics?l

i got nailed by a bird once in 7th grade. right shoulder of my raincoat. good thing it was raining. take that bird!

You honestly think I was gonna touch my camera with poop all over my hands? I don't.

Any my wife got puked on in the face/mouth when my son was an infant. That was gross.

 

[DurocShark]

Bah. I get that all the time from my 9 month old.

 

[Pacfanweb]

I have a 16 month old girl, I can relate.

Somehow though, things like that just don't bother me as much as I thought they would before we had her. Not that big a deal, really.

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: thirtythree
how old is she?

18 months.

And no, it didn't get in my mouth. Just all over my hands. Kindof like squeezing a mustard bottle before shaking it.

ack!!!! dude i have 3 kids and even after reading that my stomach turned upside down and my mouth started to water like it does just before you puke.