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I was just shat upon...

SunnyD

SunnyD

Belgian Waffler
Changing my daughter's diaper, only to find that she has diaherria.

As in... currently has...

So much for lunch. :disgust:
 
Originally posted by: thirtythree
how old is she?
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18 months.

And no, it didn't get in my mouth. Just all over my hands. Kindof like squeezing a mustard bottle before shaking it.
 
Your not used to the poop yet?

After awhile you get used to it all.......diarrhea, projectile vomit, blood, boogers


I can eat a meal now while dealing with any of the above😀😀
 
Originally posted by: Ogg
Your not used to the poop yet?

After awhile you get used to it all.......diarrhea, projectile vomit, blood, boogers


I can eat a meal now while dealing with any of the above😀😀
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I hope I never eat a meal at your table. 😕
 
Well, my 4 month old likes to try and give me a golden shower sometimes when I am changing his diaper....you do get used to that stuff....🙂
 
Originally posted by: Jmman
Well, my 4 month old likes to try and give me a golden shower sometimes when I am changing his diaper....you do get used to that stuff....🙂
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When my oldest (now 10) was about 18 months, I was preparing a bath for him. I turned on the water in the tub and the water started coming out of the shower head. At the exact moment the water came out of the shower head, I felt something warm on my leg. I thought it was a misdirected stream of water from the showerhead. It ended up being my son, peeing on my leg. 😱
 
Originally posted by: SunnyD
Changing my daughter's diaper, only to find that she has diaherria.

As in... currently has...

So much for lunch. :disgust:
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Reason 145,679 why I will never have a child. My GF can argue all she wants, I'm drinking flat upon flat of Mountain Dew in preparation.
 


The joy of parenthood.

It's only poop, washed off easily 🙂

My daughter vomited on me while I held her above my head and was looking up at her. Yes it was all over one side of my face and ran down my shirt, yes I tasted vomit but I laughed, it was extremely funny actually and wish i had a pic of it to show her later in life. 🙂

 
20 posts later and still no pics?l

i got nailed by a bird once in 7th grade. right shoulder of my raincoat. good thing it was raining. take that bird!
 
Originally posted by: NetGuySC
The joy of parenthood.

It's only poop, washed off easily 🙂

My daughter vomited on me while I held her above my head and was looking up at her. Yes it was all over one side of my face and ran down my shirt, yes I tasted vomit but I laughed, it was extremely funny actually and wish i had a pic of it to show her later in life. 🙂
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You tasted vomit... yeah that is pretty funny! 😀
 
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