I was cutting the grass

[duragezic]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: Quintox
I just hope he doesn't come through the toilet one day, I read that they can do that.

Oh, yes, that's exactly what they do, it's common knowledge.

And now that it knows what your pee smells like (I saw the pics, you pee'd yourself, don't deny it) this sneaky and acrobatic snake will lie in wait in your toilet until that foul day you unthinkingly unzip and then, WHAMMO! Snake bite on your weiner.

It's venom won't kill you, but it will leave you with a permanent boner, which is highly inconvenient at tea parties and when you're trying to change in the men's locker room.

Ricky: Fuck! A snake just bit my cock! I'm probably gonna die.
Trever: Well if it's poisonous, you're gonna want to get someone to suck the poison out of it right away. That's what they always do, they suck the poison out, it's the most important thing you want to do.
Ricky: ... What are you saying Trever?
Trever: Can I have a piece bread Ray?

Ray: What you think you're the only one who's had his cock bitten by a snake?
Ricky: Only one I know of.
Ray: Could happen to anyone.

:laugh:

 

[MedicBob]

Originally posted by: Fern

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor

Originally posted by: Fern

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor

Originally posted by: crazySOB297

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Do we even have any snakes in America that can kill you? Stop being such a pansy.

Rattlesnake, Cottonmouth Moccasin, Copperhead and Coral Snake

The only one of those that is deadly is the coral snake, so unless he was mowing his kelp garden he'd suffer some nausea and maybe muscle cramps.

Bwuhahaha.

Where are you getting your info from

Yes, the 1st three can kill you.

The coral snake is a land based snake (not a sea snake swimming near coral) and gets it's name from it's skin pattern with pretty colored rings (red touch yellow kill a fellow). The king snake (which will kill and eat poisonous snakes) is similarly colored but with a slightly differnt pattern (red touch blach, he's a good jack).

Fern

"Nationwide, there are only six deaths per year out of 8,000 venomous bites."

http://med.stanford.edu/news_r.../2006/june/snakes.html

So that's a .075% chance of dying from a rattlesnake bite. You have a greater chance of dying from a bee sting.

They're all capable of deadly bites. It's just that we have anti-venom available.

Even so, that is no guarantee.

The coral snake, while it has deadly venom does not have fangs to inject the poison. It is usually only a threat to children (pretty colors, they pick it up), it must bite on and chew it's way through an area of soft skin (like between the fingers).

Fern

BTW the Coral Snake does have fangs. They are in the rear of their mouth and are fixed vs. hinged. They do have to make "purchase" points to inject and usually would need a softer area such as between the toes, fingers. Children are most at risk, I agree.


Oh, was the snake pissing on your lawn too?

 

[BoomerD]

Based on the OP, there was a small non-venomous snake in the yard.
The OP nearly killed himself trying to get away from it.
Probably scared the snake worse than it scared the OP...

Is the OP a gurl?