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i want to go to north korea

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Modelworks said:
After watching the frontline documentary I think I will pass. Doctor goes there and helps several hundred people see again by doing eye surgeries. The first thing the locals do when the bandages are removed is rush to the portrait of the leader on the wall and bow down and thank him for the surgery and how great it is to see his image again. The doctor doesn't even get a nod.

Be sure to check out the local library too, all the books are written by the dear leader.


They put a park bench under glass because the leader sat on it.
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I highly recommend this show -- it is available on Netflix. To add to what you said, it was amazing how it seemed that each patient tried to outdo the previous patient with their praise of the Dear Leader and the Great Leader. I remember one old man outdid them all and praised them and said just give him a gun and he would shoot Americans.
 
Bwian, if you go, be sure to visit their version of Disneyland, especially their Epcot, or Entertainment Palace Composed of Tears, which features the world's biggest and best bamboo roller coaster, which they simply call Capitalism.

You leverage your worldly assets to ride. They help you aboard with an inviting but invisible hand. Everyone gets to ride, but only the top 2% seem to really enjoy it.

But the ride itself, oh my!

It consists of a breathtaking series of nearly uncontrollable ups and downs which the creators themselves insist they couldn't possibly have foreseen, and ends abruptly in a great depression located right next to a bear market, which should give you paws.
 
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Perknose said:
Bwian, if you go, be sure to visit their version of Disneyland, especially their Epcot, or Entertainment Palace Composed of Tears, which features the world's biggest and best bamboo roller coaster, which they simply call Capitalism.

You leverage your worldly assets to ride. They help you aboard with an inviting but invisible hand. Everyone gets to ride, but only the top 2% seem to really enjoy it.

But the ride itself, oh my!

It consists of a breathtaking series of nearly uncontrollable ups and downs which the creators themselves insist they couldn't possibly have foreseen, and ends abruptly in a great depression located right next to a bear market, which should give you paws.
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You spend all day crafting your posts like a new rocking chair don't you?
 
Perknose said:
Bwian, if you go, be sure to visit their version of Disneyland, especially their Epcot, or Entertainment Palace Composed of Tears, which features the world's biggest and best bamboo roller coaster, which they simply call Capitalism.

You leverage your worldly assets to ride. They help you aboard with an inviting but invisible hand. Everyone gets to ride, but only the top 2% seem to really enjoy it.

But the ride itself, oh my!

It consists of a breathtaking series of nearly uncontrollable ups and downs which the creators themselves insist they couldn't possibly have foreseen, and ends abruptly in a great depression located right next to a bear market, which should give you paws.
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thank you perknose, i dont know if i get all that you are saying but what i do get i like
 
JimmiG said:
Of course they look happy. They're getting paid to look happy, because they're actors. There are some "selected ones" that get to do that. The other several million live in absolute poverty.
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but look at the comments, everyone also seems to like it there too. i think im going to try to get a visa, how do i sign up, is that the same as a credit card?
 
Organized by the state owned Korea International Travel Company, Tourism in North Korea is highly controlled by the government, and as such it is not a frequently visited destination — roughly 1,500 Western tourists visit North Korea each year, along with thousands of Asians. Tourists must go on guided tours and must have their tour guides with them at all times. Photography is strictly controlled, as is interaction with the local population. Cgtt Voyages, Chugai Travel, Korea Konsult, Korean Friendship Association, Koryo Tours and New Korea Tours are specialised in visits to the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (also known as North Korea).
 
Perknose said:
Bwian, if you go, be sure to visit their version of Disneyland, especially their Epcot, or Entertainment Palace Composed of Tears, which features the world's biggest and best bamboo roller coaster, which they simply call Capitalism.

You leverage your worldly assets to ride. They help you aboard with an inviting but invisible hand. Everyone gets to ride, but only the top 2% seem to really enjoy it.

But the ride itself, oh my!

It consists of a breathtaking series of nearly uncontrollable ups and downs which the creators themselves insist they couldn't possibly have foreseen, and ends abruptly in a great depression located right next to a bear market, which should give you paws.
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jesus fucking christ

not sure if im suppsoed to kill myself or laugh
 
Malak said:
The north is starving and one man couldn't control all the kimchi in the south.
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NK is such a mystery.. is there any definitive proof that normal population is starving and living is absolute worst of conditions? This is no sarcasm.. I just want to get hold of some independent reports.
 
Brian...all the stories about the Democratic Republic of North Korea are just lies spread by the capitalist pigs in an attempt to discredit the rule of the Dear Leader and his family. The western countries refuse to admit that the country is prosperous and the people are happy.
I think you should go visit. Maybe write a pome honoring the Dear Leader and read it in a very public place.
Be sure to use many of these words and phrases:

http://www.youswear.com/index.asp?language=Korean

Unlike western societies, the North Koreans appreciate a good cussing out...
 
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