I take 20-25 minute for before, during and after shower.

[StageLeft]

If it's taking you 60-75 minutes to do all that stuff THAT is what makes you a fairy. I could do it in 20, easy. or less.

 

[Leper Messiah]

Originally posted by: CPA
How can you guys shower at night and not in the morning. My hair is a friggen disaster in the morning. I have to shower just for the hair.

I don't have a large ammount of hair, for this precise reason. Hell, I haven't combed my hair since christmas.

 

[dragonballgtz]

1. Wake up
2. Get water to the perfect temp
3. Get naked. Ohh Yeah
4. Wash body
5. Rinse body
6. Repeat steps 4 & 5
7. Wash hair
8. Repeat step 7
9. Dry myself off
10. Put on deodorant
11. Brush teeth
12. Get dressed.

The shower part takes me about 20-25 min.
Brush teeth and get dressed is another 15-20 min.
Total time about 35-45 min.

 

[Leper Messiah]

Originally posted by: maximus maximus
Get up
Brush teeth
Poop
Take bath
Breakfast
Drive
Work
Lunch
Work
Drive
Workout
Cook
Dinner
Sleep

Repeat

where's either fapping or screwing!?!

 

[AdamSnow]

I was about to ask you if your a woman...

 

[chrisms]

1. Shave
2. Wash hair
3. Wash face
4. Masturbate
5. Wash other areas
6. Dry off

All in all takes me about 1-2 minutes

 

[ribbon13]

Originally posted by: Wadded Beef

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: cavemanmoron

Originally posted by: Wadded Beef
get nekkid
get in shower
shampoo
poop
get out of shower
dry
dress
10 minutes

Ooops,
i think you better edit.........

We made it hard for him by quoting it. :evil:

that's not a typo.

I almost passed out from laughing.. seriously... i'm lightheaded. OMGWTF?

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: chrisms
1. Shave
2. Wash hair
3. Wash face
4. Masturbate
5. Wash other areas
6. Dry off

All in all takes me about 1-2 minutes

so with that facts listed, can I assume

1. 5 seconds
2. 20 seconds
3. 5 seconds
4. 3 seconds
5. 12 seconds
6. 15 seconds

Does that seem about right?

 

[Uppsala9496]

1. wake up
2. put in contacts
3. brush teeth
4. go to pool to swim for an hour.
5. get home and shower
6. shave if I am in the mood.
7. dress.

Once I am home from the pool, I am in and out of the house in under 20 minutes.

 

[troglodytis]

Originally posted by: tec699

Originally posted by: CPA
Another man card revocation. What the hell is going on today!

I'm all man! Sh*t I'll take on 4 dudes in a fight!

definitely fairy

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: tec699

Originally posted by: TheNinja
when do you whack it?

I don't engage in such behavior!!!

How rude! :|

LIAR!

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: tec699

Originally posted by: CPA
Another man card revocation. What the hell is going on today!

I'm all man! Sh*t I'll take on 4 dudes in a fight!

Wow... misread that... I thought you'd say that you'd take on 3 guys in a night.

 

[ribbon13]

Originally posted by: tec699
My routine:

before shower:

cut out any ingrown hair in my nose, ear
shave
floss

during shower:

shampoo (then rinse)
conditioner (leave in and use pic to even out conditioner in hair)
lather soap all over body (wipe hard spots)
wash soap off body (wash face 2 times)
wash conditioner out of hair

out of shower:

brush teeth
gurgle w/ listerine
use lubiderm lotion on body (but not face)
use astrignant cleaner on face
use facial cream
GET DRESSED
hair gel

I don't do this EVERYDAY but I'm trying to take better care of myself so I might go this route 5 times out of a week.

Am I a fairy or a guy who likes to take care of himself?

After all that work

 

[chrisms]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: chrisms
1. Shave
2. Wash hair
3. Wash face
4. Masturbate
5. Wash other areas
6. Dry off

All in all takes me about 1-2 minutes

so with that facts listed, can I assume

1. 5 seconds
2. 20 seconds
3. 5 seconds
4. 3 seconds
5. 12 seconds
6. 15 seconds

Does that seem about right?

3 seconds.. if only I could last that long..

 

[Proletariat]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
pics to see if all this is worth the time

Yea dude. I don't understand why ugly people even bother getting all cleaned up and sh!t.

 

[skace]

I do less but it takes me an hour.

I get up, fall asleep in the shower, get out of the shower, get dressed, fall back asleep, wake up late, shave/brush, and go to work .

 

[Tremulant]

Wake up
Choose what I'm going to wear (which is dificult sometimes, because I can't see very well in the morning.. even with the light on.. case in point, I'm wearing dark navy blue socks and black slacks)
Pee (poop is necessary)
Get in shower (wash body, shampoo + conditioner)
Dry off & get dressed
Eat breakfast & put on socks+shoes
Brush teeth and gel hair (and comb with hands)
Leave.

Takes me about 30 minutes.

I get in the shower around 6:15, I'm out the door by 6:45-6:50 (depending on what I have for breakfast).

 

[dbk]

wake up
crap
shampoo hair
wash body
dry off
shave
brush teeth
deodorant
face lotion
end

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: maximus maximus
Get up
Brush teeth
Poop
Take bath
Breakfast
Drive
Work
Lunch
Work
Drive
Workout
Cook
Dinner
Masturbate
Sleep

Repeat

Filled in missing parts.

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

1. Wake up.
2. Wander through house nekkid and scratching various body parts.
3. Let shower warm up while doing toilet patrol.
4. Stumble into shower.
5. Wash hair (no conditioner).
6. Wash bod (usually use Irish Spring).
7. Dry off.
8. Apply deoderant (Speedstick)
9. Dress.
10. Brush teeth.
11. Rinse with Listerine (30 seconds).
12. Attach all accessories (Cell phone, key fob, baseball cap, belt with knife, wallet, loose change).
13. Get kids ready.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: tec699
My routine:

before shower:

cut out any ingrown hair in my nose, ear
shave
floss

during shower:

shampoo (then rinse)
conditioner (leave in and use pic to even out conditioner in hair)
lather soap all over body (wipe hard spots)
wash soap off body (wash face 2 times)
wash conditioner out of hair

out of shower:

brush teeth
gurgle w/ listerine
use lubiderm lotion on body (but not face)
use astrignant cleaner on face
use facial cream
GET DRESSED
hair gel

I don't do this EVERYDAY but I'm trying to take better care of myself so I might go this route 5 times out of a week.

Am I a fairy or a guy who likes to take care of himself?

I'd have to vote "fairy".

Same here.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: tec699
use astrignant cleaner on face
use facial cream

You misspelled "astroglide".

And I think you're supposed to get the facial beforehand. Your order is all fvcked up.

 

[Kelemvor]

Here's my schedule.

Wake Up
Get in shower
Pee
Shampoo Hair
Rinse
Conditioner in Hair
Wash Body
Rinse Body and Hair
Get out
Get Dressed
Brush Teeth
Off to work.

 

[imported_Phil]

4S's for me.

Sh!t
Shower
Shave
Shampoo

Not necessarily in that order.

 

[JulesMaximus]

You sir, are a fairy.