I take 20-25 minute for before, during and after shower.

[tec699]

My routine:

before shower:

cut out any ingrown hair in my nose, ear
shave
floss

during shower:

shampoo (then rinse)
conditioner (leave in and use pic to even out conditioner in hair)
lather soap all over body (wipe hard spots)
wash soap off body (wash face 2 times)
wash conditioner out of hair

out of shower:

brush teeth
gurgle w/ listerine
use lubiderm lotion on body (but not face)
use astrignant cleaner on face
use facial cream
GET DRESSED
hair gel

I don't do this EVERYDAY but I'm trying to take better care of myself so I might go this route 5 times out of a week.

Am I a fairy or a guy who likes to take care of himself?

 

[Ramma2]

Here's mine.

Pee
Shower
Shampoo, once
Wash body, once
Deodorant
Shave
Brush Teeth

Done.

Takes me 8-10 mins on a normal day.

 

[Baked]

Turn over your man card, your routine's way too metro.

 

[Delleet]

Looks normal other than the conditioner and lotion.

 

[FoBoT]

borderline fairy, don't get anymore carried away than that

*EDIT*

i missed "facial cream" , you wear makeup? :Q definitely "fairy"

 

[tec699]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
borderline fairy, don't get anymore carried away than that

yes sir. I don't wanna be a fairy sir.

 

[TheNinja]

when do you whack it?

 

[tec699]

Originally posted by: TheNinja
when do you whack it?

I don't engage in such behavior!!!

How rude! :|

 

[aircooled]

Originally posted by: TheNinja
when do you whack it?

exactly. that gotta be part of the 25 minutes. Hell you got enough lotion and stuff going on over there anyway, might as well use it properly ...

 

[MetalMat]

You should take lessons from jerry seinfeld, and take notes in the gym shower cause you are pretty slow. Heck, if worse comes to worse just stay in the shower and install a disposal.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: tec699
My routine:

before shower:

cut out any ingrown hair in my nose, ear
shave
floss

during shower:

shampoo (then rinse)
conditioner (leave in and use pic to even out conditioner in hair)
lather soap all over body (wipe hard spots)
wash soap off body (wash face 2 times)
wash conditioner out of hair

out of shower:

brush teeth
gurgle w/ listerine
use lubiderm lotion on body (but not face)
use astrignant cleaner on face
use facial cream
GET DRESSED
hair gel

I don't do this EVERYDAY but I'm trying to take better care of myself so I might go this route 5 times out of a week.

Am I a fairy or a guy who likes to take care of himself?

Dude, TMI. :Q

 

[Abe Froman]

Originally posted by: tec699
My routine:

before shower:

cut out any ingrown hair in my nose, ear
shave
floss

during shower:

shampoo (then rinse)
conditioner (leave in and use pic to even out conditioner in hair)
lather soap all over body (wipe hard spots)
wash soap off body (wash face 2 times)
wash conditioner out of hair

out of shower:

brush teeth
gurgle w/ listerine
use lubiderm lotion on body (but not face)
use astrignant cleaner on face
use facial cream
GET DRESSED
hair gel

I don't do this EVERYDAY but I'm trying to take better care of myself so I might go this route 5 times out of a week.

Am I a fairy or a guy who likes to take care of himself?

Translation

Wake up...
Crap...
Whack...
Get dressed and go to work

 

[tec699]

what does TMI mean?

And hard spots means the ears.

 

[MX2]

Wow, threads have really gone downhill lately

 

[aircooled]

Originally posted by: tec699
what does TMI mean?

And hard spots means the ears.

TMI = Too much information
and Hard spots does NOT mean ears

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: tec699
what does TMI mean?

And hard spots means the ears.

hard spots --- boner
TMI --- To Much Information

 

[Anubis]

get up

poop ( if needed)

shower
pee in shower
wash body with soap
use 2 in 1 shampoo
out of shower

dry off
get dressed

brush teeth


takes less then 20 min

 

[MrYAK]

Originally posted by: tec699

Originally posted by: TheNinja
when do you whack it?

I don't engage in such behavior!!!

How rude! :|

what, are you sayingyou never have?! i'm married and even then i enjoy a whack every now and then.

never whacking is suck

 

[MrDingleDangle]

you shave before you shower????

i gotta shave during or after a shower...so much easier on the skin

 

[mobobuff]

1. Start water.
2. Get naked.
3. Step in.
4. Get wet.
5. Shampoo.
6. Washcloth + soap + a nice lather + body.
7. Rinse shampoo out.
8. Rinse body.
10. Dry.
11. Shave (if needed).

About 10-15 minutes.

 

[tec699]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: tec699
what does TMI mean?

And hard spots means the ears.

hard spots --- boner
TMI --- To Much Information

 

You take an hour and 15 min for cleaning yourself everyday?
Way too long.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: tec699

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: tec699
what does TMI mean?

And hard spots means the ears.

hard spots --- boner
TMI --- To Much Information

Yeah sure. :laugh:

 

[tec699]

Originally posted by: SampSon
You take an hour and 15 min for cleaning yourself everyday?
Way too long.

No I only shower about once a day. Not 4 times a day.

 

[RaiderJ]

I think you're a little overboard on the face (washing 2x & cream), and do you really need a pic to even out conditioner? (take this with a grain of salt as I'm balding). Other than that not too bad. Nothing wrong with taking a little pride in your appearance. However, depending on your clothes, you might be attracting the wrong gender (whichever that one is for you).