I take 20-25 minute for before, during and after shower.

[MetalMat]

You dont shave? Thats what takes up most of my time every morning.

 

Originally posted by: tec699

Originally posted by: SampSon
You take an hour and 15 min for cleaning yourself everyday?
Way too long.

No I only shower about once a day. Not 4 times a day.

Oh, I thought it was 25 mins for each section, before, during and after.
Still borderline metro.

You don't need to pic in the conditioner to your hair, that's overkill.
Wash the face once, more than that is drying it out. Same with the astringent.

 

[Baked]

1) Get up
2) Brush teeth, wash face
3) Out the door w/ (breakfast of choice)

Total time = 5 minutes

 

[roguerower]

1. Blast my way outa bed with C4.
2. Stumble into head
3. Piss
4. Shower: Soap, rinse, shampoo, rinse-7 min. tops
5. Dress
6. Breakfast

And thats on a slow day. Done in 20 minutes

 

[tec699]

Originally posted by: Baked
1) Get up
2) Brush teeth, wash face
3) Out the door w/ (breakfast of choice)

Total time = 5 minutes

You don't shower?

 

[AntisociaL]

I usually get the toothbrush ready and hop in the shower and let the water wake me up while I brush,shave in there most of the time also,less mess. Heck I would probably go ahead and crap if the drain was bigger shat,shower and shave at the same time!
Okay maybe thats taking it a little too far.

 

[roguerower]

Originally posted by: AntisociaL
I usually get the toothbrush ready and hop in the shower and let the water wake me up while I brush,shave in there most of the time also,less mess. Heck I would probably go ahead and crap if the drain was bigger shat,shower and shave at the same time!
Okay maybe thats taking it a little too far.

That would take some serious skill

 

[tec699]

Originally posted by: AntisociaL
I usually get the toothbrush ready and hop in the shower and let the water wake me up while I brush,shave in there most of the time also,less mess. Heck I would probably go ahead and crap if the drain was bigger shat,shower and shave at the same time!
Okay maybe thats taking it a little too far.

lol. you should try it some day!

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: tec699
My routine:

before shower:

cut out any ingrown hair in my nose, ear
shave
floss

during shower:

shampoo (then rinse)
conditioner (leave in and use pic to even out conditioner in hair)
lather soap all over body (wipe hard spots)
wash soap off body (wash face 2 times)
wash conditioner out of hair

out of shower:

brush teeth
gurgle w/ listerine
use lubiderm lotion on body (but not face)
use astrignant cleaner on face
use facial cream
GET DRESSED
hair gel

I don't do this EVERYDAY but I'm trying to take better care of myself so I might go this route 5 times out of a week.

Am I a fairy or a guy who likes to take care of himself?

I'd have to vote "fairy".

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: tec699

Originally posted by: Baked
1) Get up
2) Brush teeth, wash face
3) Out the door w/ (breakfast of choice)

Total time = 5 minutes

You don't shower?

$400 water and sewage fee here in the city.

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

35 minutes to get ready, including 10-15 minutes on ATOT in the morning.

 

[kyparrish]

 

[CaBoOse999]

Originally posted by: Anubis
get up

poop ( if needed)

shower
pee in shower
wash body with soap
use 2 in 1 shampoo
out of shower

dry off
get dressed

brush teeth


takes less then 20 min

To lazy for the toilet?

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: CaBoOse999

Originally posted by: Anubis
get up

poop ( if needed)

shower
pee in shower
wash body with soap
use 2 in 1 shampoo
out of shower

dry off
get dressed

brush teeth


takes less then 20 min

To lazy for the toilet?

saves water & time

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: CaBoOse999

Originally posted by: Anubis
get up

poop ( if needed)

shower
pee in shower
wash body with soap
use 2 in 1 shampoo
out of shower

dry off
get dressed

brush teeth


takes less then 20 min

To lazy for the toilet?

I don't get people who pee in the shower. What's up with that?

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: CaBoOse999

Originally posted by: Anubis
get up

poop ( if needed)

shower
pee in shower
wash body with soap
use 2 in 1 shampoo
out of shower

dry off
get dressed

brush teeth


takes less then 20 min

To lazy for the toilet?

I don't get people who pee in the shower. What's up with that?

Whats wrong with it? The water washes it down and its all goin to the same place anyways

 

[gsaldivar]

Originally posted by: tec699
Am I a fairy or a guy who likes to take care of himself?

You're borderline... at the least, I'd say flaming metro. :beer:

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: tec699

Originally posted by: TheNinja
when do you whack it?

I don't engage in such behavior!!!

How rude! :|

Man you take way too long in the Bathroom.........

Are you on TV as a broadcaster??

WAY too long,
whats with the conditioner?You have an extra dry scalp?
I use a dandruff shampoo about once every 2 weeks.

I don't shave every day,LOL I am not on TV.

Originally posted by: tec699
My routine:

before shower:

cut out any ingrown hair in my nose, ear
shave
floss

during shower:

shampoo (then rinse)
conditioner (leave in and use pic to even out conditioner in hair)
lather soap all over body (wipe hard spots)
wash soap off body (wash face 2 times)
wash conditioner out of hair

out of shower:

brush teeth
gurgle w/ listerine
use lubiderm lotion on body (but not face)
use astrignant cleaner on face
use facial cream
GET DRESSED
hair gel

I don't do this EVERYDAY but I'm trying to take better care of myself so I might go this route 5 times out of a week.

Am I a fairy or a guy who likes to take care of himself?

Wow sounds like what a 17 year old girl does in the AM..........

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: sheik124

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: CaBoOse999

Originally posted by: Anubis
get up

poop ( if needed)

shower
pee in shower
wash body with soap
use 2 in 1 shampoo
out of shower

dry off
get dressed

brush teeth


takes less then 20 min

To lazy for the toilet?

I don't get people who pee in the shower. What's up with that?

Whats wrong with it? The water washes it down and its all goin to the same place anyways

Do other people use your shower? If not then it's fine, though a little weird.

Your toilet is made of porcelain, an even less obsorbent material than what your shower floor is made out of. And with a toilet, water is also washing the urine down the drain. But do you put your feet in your toilet? Would you take a bath in a toilet?

 

[CPA]

Another man card revocation. What the hell is going on today!

 

[nife4]

damn that is a lot to do and it takes too long

here's mine:

Wake up
Pee
Shower:
Wash body
Shampoo
Get Dressed
Brush Teeth
Deoderant
Put on shirt
Mess with hair
Done
(Once/twice a week shave before shower)

Total time w/o shave: 10-15 minutes.

 

[gsaldivar]

1. Sh!t
2. Shower
3. Shave

winnAr.

 

[tec699]

People in other countries use pee as a cleaner. I saw a video clip in India and they were washing their hands with cow urine.

no lie.

 

[tec699]

Originally posted by: gsaldivar
1. Sh!t
2. Shower
3. Shave

winnAr.

you don't wipe?

:shocked:

 

[tec699]

Originally posted by: CPA
Another man card revocation. What the hell is going on today!

I'm all man! Sh*t I'll take on 4 dudes in a fight!