I just got my first lap dance...

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: jman19

Originally posted by: mjuszczak
... and now I'm paranoid that I'm going to catch an STD.

🙁

These things aren't for me.

:roll:

Indeed..

 

[Chunkee]

my oatmeal just came back up...

asinine, inane, dilapidated IQ come to mind...

good grief

 

[Aikouka]

Haha, after reading this thread, if I told you about my first lap dance, you'd think that yours was quite tame. Let's just say that mine made me never want one EVER again. Maybe if I feel like writing the entire thing up (it's quite a long tale), I'll post it 😛.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: Aikouka
Haha, after reading this thread, if I told you about my first lap dance, you'd think that yours was quite tame. Let's just say that mine made me never want one EVER again. Maybe if I feel like writing the entire thing up (it's quite a long tale), I'll post it 😛.

cliffs?

 

[Aikouka]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
cliffs?

Eh, cliffs would ruin the story. I've been told it's quite funny (to everyone except me), but it's also definitely better if I tell it in person.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Someone slept through Biology 3 in high school.

 

[TheGizmo]

Originally posted by: mjuszczak

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: mjuszczak

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: mjuszczak

Originally posted by: Adn4n
Well you won't get aids, because oxygen is your friend. However, in 2-6 weeks you will have face herpes, facial herpes' drunk brother.

Seriously?

what was the name of the club you went to?

Delilah's

Delilah's Den?

Yeah. My main worry is not the "bottom". she had bathing suit-like bottoms on and I had my khakis and boxers on.

I'm more worried about the fact that my face made skin to skin contact with her chest region (they put your face in between them). I dunno, can't stuff be transmitted that way?

ahaha.. good old delilahs.. did you go to the one on delilah road in pleasantville?

lol thats such a perfect location for them given the name of the road and the town name :thumbsup:

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying

Is that on the Hefty Fine album?

 

[Hoober]

Originally posted by: mjuszczak

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: mjuszczak

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: mjuszczak

Originally posted by: Adn4n
Well you won't get aids, because oxygen is your friend. However, in 2-6 weeks you will have face herpes, facial herpes' drunk brother.

Seriously?

what was the name of the club you went to?

Delilah's

Delilah's Den?

Yeah. My main worry is not the "bottom". she had bathing suit-like bottoms on and I had my khakis and boxers on.

I'm more worried about the fact that my face made skin to skin contact with her chest region (they put your face in between them). I dunno, can't stuff be transmitted that way?

Are you frackin retarded? Don't they teach this sh!t in school anymore?

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: leftyman
I remember the first time I bought a stripper..

You keep her in the basement next to your stacks of Playboy?

 

[TheGizmo]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: Aikouka
Haha, after reading this thread, if I told you about my first lap dance, you'd think that yours was quite tame. Let's just say that mine made me never want one EVER again. Maybe if I feel like writing the entire thing up (it's quite a long tale), I'll post it 😛.

cliffs?

it was a MAN BABY!

 

[funkbass81]

Originally posted by: mjuszczak

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: mjuszczak

Originally posted by: Adn4n
Well you won't get aids, because oxygen is your friend. However, in 2-6 weeks you will have face herpes, facial herpes' drunk brother.

Seriously?

what was the name of the club you went to?

Delilah's

how are the girls at delilahs? i havent been there in awhile.

 

[DefDC]

Mmmm... Strip club. It's been a while. Time to go back soon.

Hellllllooo, VU!

🙂

 

[Ricochet]

1. You just revealed you're a virgin and you'll probably be for a long, long time.

2. If you're so fricking paranoid, why get a lap dance in the first place? Didn't you observe when others get lap dances?

3. You're at least 18 (required by almost all strip clubs), one would think you'd learned something in high school if not in middle school.

 

[acid45]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
If you want to blow all your free cash in order to get blue balls, get married and have a kid.

HAHAH!! 😀

 

[acid45]

Montreal FTW!!

 

[DefDC]

Just to point out, you need to exchange bodily fluids to catch most STDs... The only thing you might REMOTELY catch from skin-to-skin would be a cold, or, as a LONG SHOT, crabs... But that's a heck of a long shot, and not technically an STD.

 

[jlbenedict]

The OP can't even catch a clue; no need to worry about catching an STD..

 

[PHiuR]

Originally posted by: DefDC
Just to point out, you need to exchange bodily fluids to catch most STDs... The only thing you might REMOTELY catch from skin-to-skin would be a cold, or, as a LONG SHOT, crabs... But that's a heck of a long shot, and not technically an STD.

Strippers have super-crabs, they can jump up to 6 inches.

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
So when are you hanging out with this guy?

why do i have a feeling that was a link to one of my threads?

 

[shortspanishguy]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
So when are you hanging out with this guy?

why do i have a feeling that was a link to one of my threads?

no lol.... the guy said he just realized he was bisexual after watching porn. Unless that was you.

 

[Aikouka]

Originally posted by: TheGizmo
it was a MAN BABY!

Haha no... it was a chick... I think (would make sense if I told the story) :Q.