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A girls mum I knew at Uni was a porn star...no one knew her name though...

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you'll be fine. Its not uncommon for people like you to feel uncomfortable with hot women crawling on you. It justs natures way of saying "hey your gay!"
 
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
you'll be fine. Its not uncommon for people like you to feel uncomfortable with hot women crawling on you. It justs natures way of saying "hey your gay!"
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you're

😉
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: mjuszczak
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: mjuszczak
Originally posted by: Adn4n
Well you won't get aids, because oxygen is your friend. However, in 2-6 weeks you will have face herpes, facial herpes' drunk brother.
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Seriously?
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what was the name of the club you went to?
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Delilah's
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Delilah's Den?
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Yeah. My main worry is not the "bottom". she had bathing suit-like bottoms on and I had my khakis and boxers on.

I'm more worried about the fact that my face made skin to skin contact with her chest region (they put your face in between them). I dunno, can't stuff be transmitted that way?
 
Originally posted by: mjuszczak
Yeah. My main worry is not the "bottom". she had bathing suit-like bottoms on and I had my khakis and boxers on.

I'm more worried about the fact that my face made skin to skin contact with her chest region (they put your face in between them). I dunno, can't stuff be transmitted that way?
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No. You are retarded. You fail at life. Please stop posting.
 
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: ntdz
Originally posted by: Adn4n
Well you won't get aids, because oxygen is your friend. However, in 2-6 weeks you will have face herpes, facial herpes' drunk brother.
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We all have herpes in our mouth...thats what cold sores are 🙂
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You're thinking of canker sores, and they are not related to the herpes simplex virus. You're right that cold sores ARE herpes, but they occur on the outside of the lip. Not everyone has them. I unfortunately was gifted with them by my ex-wife when were first dating - her whole family has them. I'm going to be as careful as possible to not spread them to anyone else.
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~1/3 of the people in the US have HSV/cold sores, IIRC
 
Originally posted by: mjuszczak
I'm more worried about the fact that my face made skin to skin contact with her chest region (they put your face in between them). I dunno, can't stuff be transmitted that way?
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The only stuff that will be transmitted is the stuff from the previous guy whose face she put in that region. You might as well have kissed the other guy. Seriously, the only thing you'll have to worry about is the glitter and/or sun-ripened rasberry smell from her body spray all over your face.
 
Originally posted by: mjuszczak
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: mjuszczak
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: mjuszczak
Originally posted by: Adn4n
Well you won't get aids, because oxygen is your friend. However, in 2-6 weeks you will have face herpes, facial herpes' drunk brother.
Click to expand...


Seriously?
Click to expand...
what was the name of the club you went to?
Click to expand...

Delilah's
Click to expand...

Delilah's Den?
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Yeah. My main worry is not the "bottom". she had bathing suit-like bottoms on and I had my khakis and boxers on.

I'm more worried about the fact that my face made skin to skin contact with her chest region (they put your face in between them). I dunno, can't stuff be transmitted that way?
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How old are you? You don't sound like you are old enough to have gone into a strip club in the 1st place.

 
Originally posted by: chrisms
Ahaha I remember my first lap dance, she used her boobs to take a dollar bill from my mouth.
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That is impressive 🙂

DC/Baltimore have some pretty amazing Strip clubs.


I have been to the best one when I was on vacation in Toronto and she pulled people on stage 🙂

Now that was awesome!!
 
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