i hung with a C4 Corvette today from 60-140

[KeypoX]

i had my prelude at 140 but as far as keeping up with a corvette nah i dont think so.

gotta say wow at the research SampSon

 

[0roo0roo]

lol pwned

 

[Special K]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Another zanejohnson thread of idiocy.

I'm not sure exactly what you're story is, but it seems sketchy at best to me.

These are the things I have learned from your post for the past couple years:

You have a car that can run with just about anything on the road. It's a 98 accord with a h22a motor swapped into it, that you seemingly know nothing about (as evidenced in this thread).

You also have a hotter wife (picture has been posted, not bad), nicer house (this one or this one?) that the mortgage is almost paid off on, and you have more money than 90% of AT (reference can be found in same thread as h22a motor).

Now you manage to do all of this while having a situation like this and working at a computer repair shop.

You also carry the cross of being a drug addict, you fancy yourself a recovering addict but that's just a bunch of bullshit. This thread which everyone knows about has thoes details, but also links to this thread where you admit to being full of shit.

So are you following me so far? It shouldn't be too hard unless you have a hard time at keeping your fabricated internet personas in order (common problem with rank amateurs like you). Ok since were on the same page, let's move on.

Now you claim to have a mortgage that is almost paid off, yet you just got your first credit card, in order to "build credit". I understand that mortgages were easy to get as a subprime borrower the past oh, 5 years. Though being 22 now, that would have made you rather close to being a minor at the time where you would even be let into a bank. Not to mention you must have been making big payments to pay off a mortgage in just a couple years. I guess that computer shop pays huge huh? Or it could be that your "parents are holding the mortgage", I'm not sure because you can't keep that straight.

At first you were an employee at a computer repair shop, now you're the owner (would you do business with this?) of a rapidly expanding computer repair shop. I hope you have a good accountant and hopefully a secretary, because your grammar is atrocious, math skills are non-existant and you simply can't keep anything straight.

I suppose I could keep going on, but why bother? You already know how much bullshit you spew here, so does the userbase as well as the moderators.
So I will summarize for you.

It boils down to you being a stereotypical post-teen, low self esteem, drug addled, sewer dwelling poser. I'd venture to guess you are some form of trust fund baby, or at least are blessed with semi-tolerant wealthy parents. Having wealthy parents is almost certainly in play here. How else do you explain an early 20s drug addicted entry level tech monkey who claims to own a house, has a history of moderately riced up cars and a stay-at-home wife with a child? I suppose that your claims of billing $300/day at "your" business is decent money in a trailer-park, but not so much for your gated community on a golf course.

So basically (if you actually exist in real life) you are an early 20s pill-popping scum bag, who knocked up his early 20s trailer-park queen girlfriend, has a decent history of drug arrests, work at a computer repair shop and get your kicks by posting complete bullshit on an internet forum.

On top of the fact that you can't keep any of your stories straight to save your life, you can't even form a sentence properly or spell for shit. Yet you run a successful business above the board, maintained a $500/week drug habit, took care of your daughter and constantly end up in jail. Right.

I don't have to tell you this, because you already know, you're just another bottom-feeding loser. Do you think your parents would continue to support you and your illegitimate "family" if they knew the shit you do, or even the endless bullshit you tell others? I'm sure that at this point in your life you were allowed to install a lock on the basement door, so that probably keeps them away.

At first I really felt for you when you posted about your drug problems and the steps you were taking on seeking help. Now I have no sympathy for you at all. You're just another shitbag drug-sucking child who thinks they can do it all. I hope for the worst for you.

Nominated for pwnage of the year 2008 :thumbsup:

 

[summit]

Originally posted by: Special K

Originally posted by: SampSon
Another zanejohnson thread of idiocy.

I'm not sure exactly what you're story is, but it seems sketchy at best to me.

These are the things I have learned from your post for the past couple years:

You have a car that can run with just about anything on the road. It's a 98 accord with a h22a motor swapped into it, that you seemingly know nothing about (as evidenced in this thread).

You also have a hotter wife (picture has been posted, not bad), nicer house (this one or this one?) that the mortgage is almost paid off on, and you have more money than 90% of AT (reference can be found in same thread as h22a motor).

Now you manage to do all of this while having a situation like this and working at a computer repair shop.

You also carry the cross of being a drug addict, you fancy yourself a recovering addict but that's just a bunch of bullshit. This thread which everyone knows about has thoes details, but also links to this thread where you admit to being full of shit.

So are you following me so far? It shouldn't be too hard unless you have a hard time at keeping your fabricated internet personas in order (common problem with rank amateurs like you). Ok since were on the same page, let's move on.

Now you claim to have a mortgage that is almost paid off, yet you just got your first credit card, in order to "build credit". I understand that mortgages were easy to get as a subprime borrower the past oh, 5 years. Though being 22 now, that would have made you rather close to being a minor at the time where you would even be let into a bank. Not to mention you must have been making big payments to pay off a mortgage in just a couple years. I guess that computer shop pays huge huh? Or it could be that your "parents are holding the mortgage", I'm not sure because you can't keep that straight.

At first you were an employee at a computer repair shop, now you're the owner (would you do business with this?) of a rapidly expanding computer repair shop. I hope you have a good accountant and hopefully a secretary, because your grammar is atrocious, math skills are non-existant and you simply can't keep anything straight.

I suppose I could keep going on, but why bother? You already know how much bullshit you spew here, so does the userbase as well as the moderators.
So I will summarize for you.

It boils down to you being a stereotypical post-teen, low self esteem, drug addled, sewer dwelling poser. I'd venture to guess you are some form of trust fund baby, or at least are blessed with semi-tolerant wealthy parents. Having wealthy parents is almost certainly in play here. How else do you explain an early 20s drug addicted entry level tech monkey who claims to own a house, has a history of moderately riced up cars and a stay-at-home wife with a child? I suppose that your claims of billing $300/day at "your" business is decent money in a trailer-park, but not so much for your gated community on a golf course.

So basically (if you actually exist in real life) you are an early 20s pill-popping scum bag, who knocked up his early 20s trailer-park queen girlfriend, has a decent history of drug arrests, work at a computer repair shop and get your kicks by posting complete bullshit on an internet forum.

On top of the fact that you can't keep any of your stories straight to save your life, you can't even form a sentence properly or spell for shit. Yet you run a successful business above the board, maintained a $500/week drug habit, took care of your daughter and constantly end up in jail. Right.

I don't have to tell you this, because you already know, you're just another bottom-feeding loser. Do you think your parents would continue to support you and your illegitimate "family" if they knew the shit you do, or even the endless bullshit you tell others? I'm sure that at this point in your life you were allowed to install a lock on the basement door, so that probably keeps them away.

At first I really felt for you when you posted about your drug problems and the steps you were taking on seeking help. Now I have no sympathy for you at all. You're just another shitbag drug-sucking child who thinks they can do it all. I hope for the worst for you.

Nominated for pwnage of the year 2008 :thumbsup:

Yessir. A BEAT DOWN.

 

[Squisher]

I normally do not post in ZJ threads, but I had to come in here to pat SampSon on the back.

 

[Canai]

Cheers SampSon

 

[BUTCH1]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Another zanejohnson thread of idiocy.

I'm not sure exactly what you're story is, but it seems sketchy at best to me.

These are the things I have learned from your post for the past couple years:

You have a car that can run with just about anything on the road. It's a 98 accord with a h22a motor swapped into it, that you seemingly know nothing about (as evidenced in this thread).

You also have a hotter wife (picture has been posted, not bad), nicer house (this one or this one?) that the mortgage is almost paid off on, and you have more money than 90% of AT (reference can be found in same thread as h22a motor).

Now you manage to do all of this while having a situation like this and working at a computer repair shop.

You also carry the cross of being a drug addict, you fancy yourself a recovering addict but that's just a bunch of bullshit. This thread which everyone knows about has thoes details, but also links to this thread where you admit to being full of shit.

So are you following me so far? It shouldn't be too hard unless you have a hard time at keeping your fabricated internet personas in order (common problem with rank amateurs like you). Ok since were on the same page, let's move on.

Now you claim to have a mortgage that is almost paid off, yet you just got your first credit card, in order to "build credit". I understand that mortgages were easy to get as a subprime borrower the past oh, 5 years. Though being 22 now, that would have made you rather close to being a minor at the time where you would even be let into a bank. Not to mention you must have been making big payments to pay off a mortgage in just a couple years. I guess that computer shop pays huge huh? Or it could be that your "parents are holding the mortgage", I'm not sure because you can't keep that straight.

At first you were an employee at a computer repair shop, now you're the owner (would you do business with this?) of a rapidly expanding computer repair shop. I hope you have a good accountant and hopefully a secretary, because your grammar is atrocious, math skills are non-existant and you simply can't keep anything straight.

I suppose I could keep going on, but why bother? You already know how much bullshit you spew here, so does the userbase as well as the moderators.
So I will summarize for you.

It boils down to you being a stereotypical post-teen, low self esteem, drug addled, sewer dwelling poser. I'd venture to guess you are some form of trust fund baby, or at least are blessed with semi-tolerant wealthy parents. Having wealthy parents is almost certainly in play here. How else do you explain an early 20s drug addicted entry level tech monkey who claims to own a house, has a history of moderately riced up cars and a stay-at-home wife with a child? I suppose that your claims of billing $300/day at "your" business is decent money in a trailer-park, but not so much for your gated community on a golf course.

So basically (if you actually exist in real life) you are an early 20s pill-popping scum bag, who knocked up his early 20s trailer-park queen girlfriend, has a decent history of drug arrests, work at a computer repair shop and get your kicks by posting complete bullshit on an internet forum.

On top of the fact that you can't keep any of your stories straight to save your life, you can't even form a sentence properly or spell for shit. Yet you run a successful business above the board, maintained a $500/week drug habit, took care of your daughter and constantly end up in jail. Right.

I don't have to tell you this, because you already know, you're just another bottom-feeding loser. Do you think your parents would continue to support you and your illegitimate "family" if they knew the shit you do, or even the endless bullshit you tell others? I'm sure that at this point in your life you were allowed to install a lock on the basement door, so that probably keeps them away.

At first I really felt for you when you posted about your drug problems and the steps you were taking on seeking help. Now I have no sympathy for you at all. You're just another shitbag drug-sucking child who thinks they can do it all. I hope for the worst for you.

ZJ, now that you've had your balls officially ripped off and tattooed to your forehead, isn't it time to go away now??

 

[Gamingphreek]

Without getting all into how ludicrous this thread is, and how badly Sampson just destroyed the OP:

140 MPH on any road :thumbsdown: - I hope for your sake you never ever hit anyone while making one of the worst judgment calls in your life.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Alistar7

Remember the Explorer issue Ford had with the Firestone tires? I did all the testing on the failed tires, including the international accidents. The only tire manufacturer that produces a product free of inherent manufacturing defects is Firestone, and it is only one model. No tire with more that 10k miles on it is truly safe over 70mph. That was Fords fault BTW, though Firestone got shafted with the responsibility.

I find it improbable that one person did all the testing as well as that one person also testing all tires up to that point and since.

I'd like to see where it is proven that NO tire over 10k miles is safe over 70mph.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Special K

Originally posted by: SampSon
Another zanejohnson thread of idiocy.

I'm not sure exactly what you're story is, but it seems sketchy at best to me.

These are the things I have learned from your post for the past couple years:

You have a car that can run with just about anything on the road. It's a 98 accord with a h22a motor swapped into it, that you seemingly know nothing about (as evidenced in this thread).

You also have a hotter wife (picture has been posted, not bad), nicer house (this one or this one?) that the mortgage is almost paid off on, and you have more money than 90% of AT (reference can be found in same thread as h22a motor).

Now you manage to do all of this while having a situation like this and working at a computer repair shop.

You also carry the cross of being a drug addict, you fancy yourself a recovering addict but that's just a bunch of bullshit. This thread which everyone knows about has thoes details, but also links to this thread where you admit to being full of shit.

So are you following me so far? It shouldn't be too hard unless you have a hard time at keeping your fabricated internet personas in order (common problem with rank amateurs like you). Ok since were on the same page, let's move on.

Now you claim to have a mortgage that is almost paid off, yet you just got your first credit card, in order to "build credit". I understand that mortgages were easy to get as a subprime borrower the past oh, 5 years. Though being 22 now, that would have made you rather close to being a minor at the time where you would even be let into a bank. Not to mention you must have been making big payments to pay off a mortgage in just a couple years. I guess that computer shop pays huge huh? Or it could be that your "parents are holding the mortgage", I'm not sure because you can't keep that straight.

At first you were an employee at a computer repair shop, now you're the owner (would you do business with this?) of a rapidly expanding computer repair shop. I hope you have a good accountant and hopefully a secretary, because your grammar is atrocious, math skills are non-existant and you simply can't keep anything straight.

I suppose I could keep going on, but why bother? You already know how much bullshit you spew here, so does the userbase as well as the moderators.
So I will summarize for you.

It boils down to you being a stereotypical post-teen, low self esteem, drug addled, sewer dwelling poser. I'd venture to guess you are some form of trust fund baby, or at least are blessed with semi-tolerant wealthy parents. Having wealthy parents is almost certainly in play here. How else do you explain an early 20s drug addicted entry level tech monkey who claims to own a house, has a history of moderately riced up cars and a stay-at-home wife with a child? I suppose that your claims of billing $300/day at "your" business is decent money in a trailer-park, but not so much for your gated community on a golf course.

So basically (if you actually exist in real life) you are an early 20s pill-popping scum bag, who knocked up his early 20s trailer-park queen girlfriend, has a decent history of drug arrests, work at a computer repair shop and get your kicks by posting complete bullshit on an internet forum.

On top of the fact that you can't keep any of your stories straight to save your life, you can't even form a sentence properly or spell for shit. Yet you run a successful business above the board, maintained a $500/week drug habit, took care of your daughter and constantly end up in jail. Right.

I don't have to tell you this, because you already know, you're just another bottom-feeding loser. Do you think your parents would continue to support you and your illegitimate "family" if they knew the shit you do, or even the endless bullshit you tell others? I'm sure that at this point in your life you were allowed to install a lock on the basement door, so that probably keeps them away.

At first I really felt for you when you posted about your drug problems and the steps you were taking on seeking help. Now I have no sympathy for you at all. You're just another shitbag drug-sucking child who thinks they can do it all. I hope for the worst for you.

Nominated for pwnage of the year 2008 :thumbsup:

For doing that much work I agree...ZJ knows you are all suckers.

 

[0roo0roo]

its not much work, use advance search and look for authored by zanejohnson and look at the title of his recent threads.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
its not much work, use advance search and look for authored by zanejohnson and look at the title of his recent threads.

So you believe everything he is posting?

 

[Sinsear]

Getting in late on this, but still calling bullshit.

 

[HannibalX]

i hung with a C4 Corvette today from 60-140

No you didn't. Your story is made up. No Vette owner is going to stop to talk to someone in a POS Accord.

 

[Ns1]

This thread delivers

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Another zanejohnson thread of idiocy.

I'm not sure exactly what you're story is, but it seems sketchy at best to me.

These are the things I have learned from your post for the past couple years:

You have a car that can run with just about anything on the road. It's a 98 accord with a h22a motor swapped into it, that you seemingly know nothing about (as evidenced in this thread).

You also have a hotter wife (picture has been posted, not bad), nicer house (this one or this one?) that the mortgage is almost paid off on, and you have more money than 90% of AT (reference can be found in same thread as h22a motor).

Now you manage to do all of this while having a situation like this and working at a computer repair shop.

You also carry the cross of being a drug addict, you fancy yourself a recovering addict but that's just a bunch of bullshit. This thread which everyone knows about has thoes details, but also links to this thread where you admit to being full of shit.

So are you following me so far? It shouldn't be too hard unless you have a hard time at keeping your fabricated internet personas in order (common problem with rank amateurs like you). Ok since were on the same page, let's move on.

Now you claim to have a mortgage that is almost paid off, yet you just got your first credit card, in order to "build credit". I understand that mortgages were easy to get as a subprime borrower the past oh, 5 years. Though being 22 now, that would have made you rather close to being a minor at the time where you would even be let into a bank. Not to mention you must have been making big payments to pay off a mortgage in just a couple years. I guess that computer shop pays huge huh? Or it could be that your "parents are holding the mortgage", I'm not sure because you can't keep that straight.

At first you were an employee at a computer repair shop, now you're the owner (would you do business with this?) of a rapidly expanding computer repair shop. I hope you have a good accountant and hopefully a secretary, because your grammar is atrocious, math skills are non-existant and you simply can't keep anything straight.

I suppose I could keep going on, but why bother? You already know how much bullshit you spew here, so does the userbase as well as the moderators.
So I will summarize for you.

It boils down to you being a stereotypical post-teen, low self esteem, drug addled, sewer dwelling poser. I'd venture to guess you are some form of trust fund baby, or at least are blessed with semi-tolerant wealthy parents. Having wealthy parents is almost certainly in play here. How else do you explain an early 20s drug addicted entry level tech monkey who claims to own a house, has a history of moderately riced up cars and a stay-at-home wife with a child? I suppose that your claims of billing $300/day at "your" business is decent money in a trailer-park, but not so much for your gated community on a golf course.

So basically (if you actually exist in real life) you are an early 20s pill-popping scum bag, who knocked up his early 20s trailer-park queen girlfriend, has a decent history of drug arrests, work at a computer repair shop and get your kicks by posting complete bullshit on an internet forum.

On top of the fact that you can't keep any of your stories straight to save your life, you can't even form a sentence properly or spell for shit. Yet you run a successful business above the board, maintained a $500/week drug habit, took care of your daughter and constantly end up in jail. Right.

I don't have to tell you this, because you already know, you're just another bottom-feeding loser. Do you think your parents would continue to support you and your illegitimate "family" if they knew the shit you do, or even the endless bullshit you tell others? I'm sure that at this point in your life you were allowed to install a lock on the basement door, so that probably keeps them away.

At first I really felt for you when you posted about your drug problems and the steps you were taking on seeking help. Now I have no sympathy for you at all. You're just another shitbag drug-sucking child who thinks they can do it all. I hope for the worst for you.

i think..i think..i love you.


wow what a beatdown. to my favorite poster even!

just wow.

 

[Throckmorton]

No cats and no mufflers... You're an idiot. What gives you the right to endanger peoples' lives AND spew out huge amounts of NOx?
I hope a cop catches you

 

[skulkingghost]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: SampSon
Another zanejohnson thread of idiocy.

I'm not sure exactly what you're story is, but it seems sketchy at best to me.

These are the things I have learned from your post for the past couple years:

You have a car that can run with just about anything on the road. It's a 98 accord with a h22a motor swapped into it, that you seemingly know nothing about (as evidenced in this thread).

You also have a hotter wife (picture has been posted, not bad), nicer house (this one or this one?) that the mortgage is almost paid off on, and you have more money than 90% of AT (reference can be found in same thread as h22a motor).

Now you manage to do all of this while having a situation like this and working at a computer repair shop.

You also carry the cross of being a drug addict, you fancy yourself a recovering addict but that's just a bunch of bullshit. This thread which everyone knows about has thoes details, but also links to this thread where you admit to being full of shit.

So are you following me so far? It shouldn't be too hard unless you have a hard time at keeping your fabricated internet personas in order (common problem with rank amateurs like you). Ok since were on the same page, let's move on.

Now you claim to have a mortgage that is almost paid off, yet you just got your first credit card, in order to "build credit". I understand that mortgages were easy to get as a subprime borrower the past oh, 5 years. Though being 22 now, that would have made you rather close to being a minor at the time where you would even be let into a bank. Not to mention you must have been making big payments to pay off a mortgage in just a couple years. I guess that computer shop pays huge huh? Or it could be that your "parents are holding the mortgage", I'm not sure because you can't keep that straight.

At first you were an employee at a computer repair shop, now you're the owner (would you do business with this?) of a rapidly expanding computer repair shop. I hope you have a good accountant and hopefully a secretary, because your grammar is atrocious, math skills are non-existant and you simply can't keep anything straight.

I suppose I could keep going on, but why bother? You already know how much bullshit you spew here, so does the userbase as well as the moderators.
So I will summarize for you.

It boils down to you being a stereotypical post-teen, low self esteem, drug addled, sewer dwelling poser. I'd venture to guess you are some form of trust fund baby, or at least are blessed with semi-tolerant wealthy parents. Having wealthy parents is almost certainly in play here. How else do you explain an early 20s drug addicted entry level tech monkey who claims to own a house, has a history of moderately riced up cars and a stay-at-home wife with a child? I suppose that your claims of billing $300/day at "your" business is decent money in a trailer-park, but not so much for your gated community on a golf course.

So basically (if you actually exist in real life) you are an early 20s pill-popping scum bag, who knocked up his early 20s trailer-park queen girlfriend, has a decent history of drug arrests, work at a computer repair shop and get your kicks by posting complete bullshit on an internet forum.

On top of the fact that you can't keep any of your stories straight to save your life, you can't even form a sentence properly or spell for shit. Yet you run a successful business above the board, maintained a $500/week drug habit, took care of your daughter and constantly end up in jail. Right.

I don't have to tell you this, because you already know, you're just another bottom-feeding loser. Do you think your parents would continue to support you and your illegitimate "family" if they knew the shit you do, or even the endless bullshit you tell others? I'm sure that at this point in your life you were allowed to install a lock on the basement door, so that probably keeps them away.

At first I really felt for you when you posted about your drug problems and the steps you were taking on seeking help. Now I have no sympathy for you at all. You're just another shitbag drug-sucking child who thinks they can do it all. I hope for the worst for you.

i think..i think..i love you.


wow what a beatdown. to my favorite poster even!

just wow.

I am buying you a case of beer sir.

 

[masterxfob]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Another zanejohnson thread of idiocy.

I'm not sure exactly what you're story is, but it seems sketchy at best to me.

These are the things I have learned from your post for the past couple years:

You have a car that can run with just about anything on the road. It's a 98 accord with a h22a motor swapped into it, that you seemingly know nothing about (as evidenced in this thread).

You also have a hotter wife (picture has been posted, not bad), nicer house (this one or this one?) that the mortgage is almost paid off on, and you have more money than 90% of AT (reference can be found in same thread as h22a motor).

Now you manage to do all of this while having a situation like this and working at a computer repair shop.

You also carry the cross of being a drug addict, you fancy yourself a recovering addict but that's just a bunch of bullshit. This thread which everyone knows about has thoes details, but also links to this thread where you admit to being full of shit.

So are you following me so far? It shouldn't be too hard unless you have a hard time at keeping your fabricated internet personas in order (common problem with rank amateurs like you). Ok since were on the same page, let's move on.

Now you claim to have a mortgage that is almost paid off, yet you just got your first credit card, in order to "build credit". I understand that mortgages were easy to get as a subprime borrower the past oh, 5 years. Though being 22 now, that would have made you rather close to being a minor at the time where you would even be let into a bank. Not to mention you must have been making big payments to pay off a mortgage in just a couple years. I guess that computer shop pays huge huh? Or it could be that your "parents are holding the mortgage", I'm not sure because you can't keep that straight.

At first you were an employee at a computer repair shop, now you're the owner (would you do business with this?) of a rapidly expanding computer repair shop. I hope you have a good accountant and hopefully a secretary, because your grammar is atrocious, math skills are non-existant and you simply can't keep anything straight.

I suppose I could keep going on, but why bother? You already know how much bullshit you spew here, so does the userbase as well as the moderators.
So I will summarize for you.

It boils down to you being a stereotypical post-teen, low self esteem, drug addled, sewer dwelling poser. I'd venture to guess you are some form of trust fund baby, or at least are blessed with semi-tolerant wealthy parents. Having wealthy parents is almost certainly in play here. How else do you explain an early 20s drug addicted entry level tech monkey who claims to own a house, has a history of moderately riced up cars and a stay-at-home wife with a child? I suppose that your claims of billing $300/day at "your" business is decent money in a trailer-park, but not so much for your gated community on a golf course.

So basically (if you actually exist in real life) you are an early 20s pill-popping scum bag, who knocked up his early 20s trailer-park queen girlfriend, has a decent history of drug arrests, work at a computer repair shop and get your kicks by posting complete bullshit on an internet forum.

On top of the fact that you can't keep any of your stories straight to save your life, you can't even form a sentence properly or spell for shit. Yet you run a successful business above the board, maintained a $500/week drug habit, took care of your daughter and constantly end up in jail. Right.

I don't have to tell you this, because you already know, you're just another bottom-feeding loser. Do you think your parents would continue to support you and your illegitimate "family" if they knew the shit you do, or even the endless bullshit you tell others? I'm sure that at this point in your life you were allowed to install a lock on the basement door, so that probably keeps them away.

At first I really felt for you when you posted about your drug problems and the steps you were taking on seeking help. Now I have no sympathy for you at all. You're just another shitbag drug-sucking child who thinks they can do it all. I hope for the worst for you.

i don't think he's worth the time and effort, but nice work :thumbsup:

 

[xeemzor]

Thanks for your post SampSon! If you were local, I'd also offer to buy you a case of beer.

 

[Xstatic1]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Another zanejohnson thread of idiocy.

I'm not sure exactly what you're story is, but it seems sketchy at best to me.

These are the things I have learned from your post for the past couple years:

You have a car that can run with just about anything on the road. It's a 98 accord with a h22a motor swapped into it, that you seemingly know nothing about (as evidenced in this thread).

You also have a hotter wife (picture has been posted, not bad), nicer house (this one or this one?) that the mortgage is almost paid off on, and you have more money than 90% of AT (reference can be found in same thread as h22a motor).

Now you manage to do all of this while having a situation like this and working at a computer repair shop.

You also carry the cross of being a drug addict, you fancy yourself a recovering addict but that's just a bunch of bullshit. This thread which everyone knows about has thoes details, but also links to this thread where you admit to being full of shit.

So are you following me so far? It shouldn't be too hard unless you have a hard time at keeping your fabricated internet personas in order (common problem with rank amateurs like you). Ok since were on the same page, let's move on.

Now you claim to have a mortgage that is almost paid off, yet you just got your first credit card, in order to "build credit". I understand that mortgages were easy to get as a subprime borrower the past oh, 5 years. Though being 22 now, that would have made you rather close to being a minor at the time where you would even be let into a bank. Not to mention you must have been making big payments to pay off a mortgage in just a couple years. I guess that computer shop pays huge huh? Or it could be that your "parents are holding the mortgage", I'm not sure because you can't keep that straight.

At first you were an employee at a computer repair shop, now you're the owner (would you do business with this?) of a rapidly expanding computer repair shop. I hope you have a good accountant and hopefully a secretary, because your grammar is atrocious, math skills are non-existant and you simply can't keep anything straight.

I suppose I could keep going on, but why bother? You already know how much bullshit you spew here, so does the userbase as well as the moderators.
So I will summarize for you.

It boils down to you being a stereotypical post-teen, low self esteem, drug addled, sewer dwelling poser. I'd venture to guess you are some form of trust fund baby, or at least are blessed with semi-tolerant wealthy parents. Having wealthy parents is almost certainly in play here. How else do you explain an early 20s drug addicted entry level tech monkey who claims to own a house, has a history of moderately riced up cars and a stay-at-home wife with a child? I suppose that your claims of billing $300/day at "your" business is decent money in a trailer-park, but not so much for your gated community on a golf course.

So basically (if you actually exist in real life) you are an early 20s pill-popping scum bag, who knocked up his early 20s trailer-park queen girlfriend, has a decent history of drug arrests, work at a computer repair shop and get your kicks by posting complete bullshit on an internet forum.

On top of the fact that you can't keep any of your stories straight to save your life, you can't even form a sentence properly or spell for shit. Yet you run a successful business above the board, maintained a $500/week drug habit, took care of your daughter and constantly end up in jail. Right.

I don't have to tell you this, because you already know, you're just another bottom-feeding loser. Do you think your parents would continue to support you and your illegitimate "family" if they knew the shit you do, or even the endless bullshit you tell others? I'm sure that at this point in your life you were allowed to install a lock on the basement door, so that probably keeps them away.

At first I really felt for you when you posted about your drug problems and the steps you were taking on seeking help. Now I have no sympathy for you at all. You're just another shitbag drug-sucking child who thinks they can do it all. I hope for the worst for you.

you had me at *Another*

/Jerry Maguire reference

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
its not much work, use advance search and look for authored by zanejohnson and look at the title of his recent threads.

So you believe everything he is posting?

no, its just an indication he's not to be trusted is all.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Special K

Originally posted by: SampSon
Another zanejohnson thread of idiocy.

I'm not sure exactly what you're story is, but it seems sketchy at best to me.

These are the things I have learned from your post for the past couple years:

You have a car that can run with just about anything on the road. It's a 98 accord with a h22a motor swapped into it, that you seemingly know nothing about (as evidenced in this thread).

You also have a hotter wife (picture has been posted, not bad), nicer house (this one or this one?) that the mortgage is almost paid off on, and you have more money than 90% of AT (reference can be found in same thread as h22a motor).

Now you manage to do all of this while having a situation like this and working at a computer repair shop.

You also carry the cross of being a drug addict, you fancy yourself a recovering addict but that's just a bunch of bullshit. This thread which everyone knows about has thoes details, but also links to this thread where you admit to being full of shit.

So are you following me so far? It shouldn't be too hard unless you have a hard time at keeping your fabricated internet personas in order (common problem with rank amateurs like you). Ok since were on the same page, let's move on.

Now you claim to have a mortgage that is almost paid off, yet you just got your first credit card, in order to "build credit". I understand that mortgages were easy to get as a subprime borrower the past oh, 5 years. Though being 22 now, that would have made you rather close to being a minor at the time where you would even be let into a bank. Not to mention you must have been making big payments to pay off a mortgage in just a couple years. I guess that computer shop pays huge huh? Or it could be that your "parents are holding the mortgage", I'm not sure because you can't keep that straight.

At first you were an employee at a computer repair shop, now you're the owner (would you do business with this?) of a rapidly expanding computer repair shop. I hope you have a good accountant and hopefully a secretary, because your grammar is atrocious, math skills are non-existant and you simply can't keep anything straight.

I suppose I could keep going on, but why bother? You already know how much bullshit you spew here, so does the userbase as well as the moderators.
So I will summarize for you.

It boils down to you being a stereotypical post-teen, low self esteem, drug addled, sewer dwelling poser. I'd venture to guess you are some form of trust fund baby, or at least are blessed with semi-tolerant wealthy parents. Having wealthy parents is almost certainly in play here. How else do you explain an early 20s drug addicted entry level tech monkey who claims to own a house, has a history of moderately riced up cars and a stay-at-home wife with a child? I suppose that your claims of billing $300/day at "your" business is decent money in a trailer-park, but not so much for your gated community on a golf course.

So basically (if you actually exist in real life) you are an early 20s pill-popping scum bag, who knocked up his early 20s trailer-park queen girlfriend, has a decent history of drug arrests, work at a computer repair shop and get your kicks by posting complete bullshit on an internet forum.

On top of the fact that you can't keep any of your stories straight to save your life, you can't even form a sentence properly or spell for shit. Yet you run a successful business above the board, maintained a $500/week drug habit, took care of your daughter and constantly end up in jail. Right.

I don't have to tell you this, because you already know, you're just another bottom-feeding loser. Do you think your parents would continue to support you and your illegitimate "family" if they knew the shit you do, or even the endless bullshit you tell others? I'm sure that at this point in your life you were allowed to install a lock on the basement door, so that probably keeps them away.

At first I really felt for you when you posted about your drug problems and the steps you were taking on seeking help. Now I have no sympathy for you at all. You're just another shitbag drug-sucking child who thinks they can do it all. I hope for the worst for you.

Nominated for pwnage of the year 2008 :thumbsup:

Dayum! I've never seen anyone so called out before here! LOL!!!!

 

[Joemonkey]

Nice sampson!

Also, I have a 1999 VW Jetta that registers 160 on the speedo... think I can hit it?

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Another zanejohnson thread of idiocy.

I'm not sure exactly what you're story is, but it seems sketchy at best to me.

These are the things I have learned from your post for the past couple years:

You have a car that can run with just about anything on the road. It's a 98 accord with a h22a motor swapped into it, that you seemingly know nothing about (as evidenced in this thread).

You also have a hotter wife (picture has been posted, not bad), nicer house (this one or this one?) that the mortgage is almost paid off on, and you have more money than 90% of AT (reference can be found in same thread as h22a motor).

Now you manage to do all of this while having a situation like this and working at a computer repair shop.

You also carry the cross of being a drug addict, you fancy yourself a recovering addict but that's just a bunch of bullshit. This thread which everyone knows about has thoes details, but also links to this thread where you admit to being full of shit.

So are you following me so far? It shouldn't be too hard unless you have a hard time at keeping your fabricated internet personas in order (common problem with rank amateurs like you). Ok since were on the same page, let's move on.

Now you claim to have a mortgage that is almost paid off, yet you just got your first credit card, in order to "build credit". I understand that mortgages were easy to get as a subprime borrower the past oh, 5 years. Though being 22 now, that would have made you rather close to being a minor at the time where you would even be let into a bank. Not to mention you must have been making big payments to pay off a mortgage in just a couple years. I guess that computer shop pays huge huh? Or it could be that your "parents are holding the mortgage", I'm not sure because you can't keep that straight.

At first you were an employee at a computer repair shop, now you're the owner (would you do business with this?) of a rapidly expanding computer repair shop. I hope you have a good accountant and hopefully a secretary, because your grammar is atrocious, math skills are non-existant and you simply can't keep anything straight.

I suppose I could keep going on, but why bother? You already know how much bullshit you spew here, so does the userbase as well as the moderators.
So I will summarize for you.

It boils down to you being a stereotypical post-teen, low self esteem, drug addled, sewer dwelling poser. I'd venture to guess you are some form of trust fund baby, or at least are blessed with semi-tolerant wealthy parents. Having wealthy parents is almost certainly in play here. How else do you explain an early 20s drug addicted entry level tech monkey who claims to own a house, has a history of moderately riced up cars and a stay-at-home wife with a child? I suppose that your claims of billing $300/day at "your" business is decent money in a trailer-park, but not so much for your gated community on a golf course.

So basically (if you actually exist in real life) you are an early 20s pill-popping scum bag, who knocked up his early 20s trailer-park queen girlfriend, has a decent history of drug arrests, work at a computer repair shop and get your kicks by posting complete bullshit on an internet forum.

On top of the fact that you can't keep any of your stories straight to save your life, you can't even form a sentence properly or spell for shit. Yet you run a successful business above the board, maintained a $500/week drug habit, took care of your daughter and constantly end up in jail. Right.

I don't have to tell you this, because you already know, you're just another bottom-feeding loser. Do you think your parents would continue to support you and your illegitimate "family" if they knew the shit you do, or even the endless bullshit you tell others? I'm sure that at this point in your life you were allowed to install a lock on the basement door, so that probably keeps them away.

At first I really felt for you when you posted about your drug problems and the steps you were taking on seeking help. Now I have no sympathy for you at all. You're just another shitbag drug-sucking child who thinks they can do it all. I hope for the worst for you.

Excellent Post...Would Read Again! AAA+++