I have to buy breakfast for the office

[goobernoodles]

So, my company does a thing called "Healthy Friday", where a selected person brings in food for the office. Most of the time guys' wives cook up a couple dishes of eggs and bacon and some yogurt and whatnot. 7 times out of 10 it's not healthy at all.

It's not really a big deal - food is left by the coffee area and people come and go.

Anyway... Who has some ideas for things I can bring in that I don't have to cook. That's not happening. I just don't want to look like a total dick.

 

[goog40]

Can't go wrong with McGriddles.

 

[brigden]

America runs on Dunkin'.

 

[disappoint]

Bagels and lox. The smoked salmon is good for you it has the omega threes.

 

[zinfamous]

eggs and bacon is far more healthy that what most people eat for breakfast--esp considering that few people eat breakfast these days.

bacon can be perfectly healthy if you are a regularly active person. it's one of the best foods to eat in the morning.

On that note, I suggest you bring in more bacon.

 

[Ns1]

soggy crackers all around.

 

[Doppel]

eggs and bacon is far more healthy that what most people eat for breakfast--esp considering that few people eat breakfast these days.

bacon can be perfectly healthy if you are a regularly active person. it's one of the best foods to eat in the morning.

On that note, I suggest you bring in more bacon.

Agree, but it's expensive.

I'd bring in a combination of individual yogurts with spoons, some napkins, some bowls, some cut up fruit like watermelon, grapes, and then for the fat fvcks that can't get enough carbs a sh*t load of either panera bread 38,000 calorie bagels (do taste good, I won't lie) and/or dozens of bagels from dunkin, then watch them chow down on that sh*t all day.

 

[Ns1]

Agree, but it's expensive.

I'd bring in a combination of individual yogurts with spoons, some napkins, some bowls, some cut up fruit like watermelon, grapes, and then for the fat fvcks that can't get enough carbs a sh*t load of either panera bread 38,000 calorie bagels (do taste good, I won't lie) and/or dozens of bagels from dunkin, then watch them chow down on that sh*t all day.

you obviously don't know how much bacon and eggs cost.

 

[Slew Foot]

Box of Cheerios and a gallon of milk

 

[CaptnKirk]

Eggos, Sorghum Sryup, & Cheez -Whiz.
Death on a plate.

 

[BoomerD]

Box of cheerios and a gallon of skim milk.

Let them use coffee cups for the cereal and coffee stirrers to eat with.

 

[gevorg]

Lamb fries

 

[KK]

smoke up a few fatties. put some eggs and hash browns in them and you should be good to go.

 

[IronWing]

Breakfast burritos with egg, sausage, bacon, green chile, and cheese

 

[lxskllr]

oats

 

[gophins72]

scrambled eggs and bagels.

 

[SandEagle]

tofu, rice cakes, and soyburgers. they'll never ask you again.

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

Whole wheat bagels, fresh fruit, turkey sausage

No one would eat it though so probably go with the nastiest greasy shit you can find on a taco truck

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Couple of gallons of milk and a few boxes of semi-healthy cereals like Cheerios, Total and Special K. If you want to be fancy pick up some bananas and a package of strawberries so people can cut up fruit into their cereal. Good selection, quick and easy, not too expensive, should satisfy everyone, you won't have to cook and you won't look like a total dick.

 

[IronWing]

Raw Bits

 

[silverpig]

 

[Aluvus]

Box of cheerios and a gallon of skim milk.

Let them use coffee cups for the cereal and coffee stirrers to eat with.

The mental image of people slowly spearing individual Cheerios with coffee stirrers made me laugh, therefore I vote for this.

 

[darkswordsman17]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYffV7qhvTc

 

[Lyfer]

Make 30 of these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm0B8Rv9n14

Ghetto Tamales ftw.

 

[RPD]

First off comments in this thread are awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYffV7qhvTc

Second, this comment from that video is also awesome.

pink meat disc
thumbs up if you dont call it ham anymore