I have to buy breakfast for the office

[LookBehindYou]

Bring in a box of rice krispy treats and a note telling everyone to eat a dick if they don't like it.

 

[WraithETC]

Some thick whole wheat bread, Jar of Natural Peanut Butter, Fat Free Greek Yogurt and Cottage Cheese and Fresh Fruit.

Milk or Water for drinks.

 

[Fritzo]

Packets of oatmeal, get some fresh fruit (berries and bananas), maybe some brown sugar and cinnamon, milk and juice. That's an awesome breakfast, looks good, and is actually healthy.

 

[sandorski]

Package of Fresh Ground Coffee and a Carton of Cigarrettes

 

[Blackjack200]

Package of Fresh Ground Coffee and a Carton of Cigarrettes

That would be a productive day at the office.

 

[bignateyk]

tofu, rice cakes, and soyburgers. they'll never ask you again.

^^

 

[twinrider1]

Order appropriate number of pizzas the night before. Bring them in cold.

 

[Blackjack200]

Order appropriate number of pizzas the night before. Bring them in cold.

and don't forget 36ct. box of Bud Light cans.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Package of Fresh Ground Coffee and a Carton of Cigarrettes

Dude, where do I sign up to work with you?

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

coffee n bagels. coffee n donuts.

 

[Macamus Prime]

Go to Costco or BJs or whatever. Get the cheapest breakfast cereal and milk. Throw it out on the kitchen counter.

Or, get them some yogurt, fresh fruit and granola.

 

[davmat787]

Bagels and lox. The smoked salmon is good for you it has the omega threes.

Here in Seattle we don't take kindly to no "lox". We eat real smoked salmon made by Indians, I mean Native Americans, I mean First Nationers.

 

[dank69]

Hot Pockets and a roll of Charmin

 

[fjmeat]

Box of cheerios and a gallon of skim milk.

Let them use coffee cups for the cereal and coffee stirrers to eat with.

still laughing at this from my first read this morning :thumbsup:

 

[zinfamous]

Agree, but it's expensive.

I'd bring in a combination of individual yogurts with spoons, some napkins, some bowls, some cut up fruit like watermelon, grapes, and then for the fat fvcks that can't get enough carbs a sh*t load of either panera bread 38,000 calorie bagels (do taste good, I won't lie) and/or dozens of bagels from dunkin, then watch them chow down on that sh*t all day.

in my experience, yogurt is way, way more expensive than bacon.

of course, the cheapest bacon is generally quite bad.

 

[nageov3t]

buy a couple dozen whole wheat/rye bagels, cream cheese, and butter.

and if you're feeling generous, some fruit.

 

[ElFenix]

Package of Fresh Ground Coffee and a Carton of Cigarrettes

greek breakfast :thumbsup: