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I have to buy breakfast for the office

goobernoodles

goobernoodles

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So, my company does a thing called "Healthy Friday", where a selected person brings in food for the office. Most of the time guys' wives cook up a couple dishes of eggs and bacon and some yogurt and whatnot. 7 times out of 10 it's not healthy at all.

It's not really a big deal - food is left by the coffee area and people come and go.

Anyway... Who has some ideas for things I can bring in that I don't have to cook. That's not happening. I just don't want to look like a total dick.
 
eggs and bacon is far more healthy that what most people eat for breakfast--esp considering that few people eat breakfast these days.

bacon can be perfectly healthy if you are a regularly active person. it's one of the best foods to eat in the morning.

On that note, I suggest you bring in more bacon.
 
zinfamous said:
eggs and bacon is far more healthy that what most people eat for breakfast--esp considering that few people eat breakfast these days.

bacon can be perfectly healthy if you are a regularly active person. it's one of the best foods to eat in the morning.

On that note, I suggest you bring in more bacon.
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Agree, but it's expensive.

I'd bring in a combination of individual yogurts with spoons, some napkins, some bowls, some cut up fruit like watermelon, grapes, and then for the fat fvcks that can't get enough carbs a sh*t load of either panera bread 38,000 calorie bagels (do taste good, I won't lie) and/or dozens of bagels from dunkin, then watch them chow down on that sh*t all day.
 
Doppel said:
Agree, but it's expensive.

I'd bring in a combination of individual yogurts with spoons, some napkins, some bowls, some cut up fruit like watermelon, grapes, and then for the fat fvcks that can't get enough carbs a sh*t load of either panera bread 38,000 calorie bagels (do taste good, I won't lie) and/or dozens of bagels from dunkin, then watch them chow down on that sh*t all day.
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you obviously don't know how much bacon and eggs cost.
 
Box of cheerios and a gallon of skim milk.

Let them use coffee cups for the cereal and coffee stirrers to eat with.
 
smoke up a few fatties. put some eggs and hash browns in them and you should be good to go.
 
Whole wheat bagels, fresh fruit, turkey sausage

No one would eat it though so probably go with the nastiest greasy shit you can find on a taco truck
 
Couple of gallons of milk and a few boxes of semi-healthy cereals like Cheerios, Total and Special K. If you want to be fancy pick up some bananas and a package of strawberries so people can cut up fruit into their cereal. Good selection, quick and easy, not too expensive, should satisfy everyone, you won't have to cook and you won't look like a total dick.
 
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BoomerD said:
Box of cheerios and a gallon of skim milk.

Let them use coffee cups for the cereal and coffee stirrers to eat with.
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The mental image of people slowly spearing individual Cheerios with coffee stirrers made me laugh, therefore I vote for this.
 
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