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BoomerD said:
Thus ending Schneiderguy's womanly chances. Waitresses like to be stiffed by men...

Everyone knows this.
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schneiderguy is defaced, brigandier lashes out, and scores a hit! Scheniderguy loses 15 hitpoints, and cowers at BoomerD's insult!
 
Brigandier said:
schneiderguy is defaced, brigandier lashes out, and scores a hit! Scheniderguy loses 15 hitpoints, and cowers at BoomerD's insult!
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Schneiderguy puts on his jacket

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Schneiderguy, realizing he is outnumbered, summons his backup, a GIRL!

Brigandier and HamburgerBoy run, scared of interacting with the vagina creature. Doggit licks peanut butter off of Schneiderguy's balls.
 
HamburgerBoy attempts a fireball against schneiderguy. Uh-oh, the power of Wild Magic is too much to handle! schneiderguy's girl is turned into a boy.
 
schneiderguy said:
Schneiderguy, realizing he is outnumbered, summons his backup, a GIRL!

Brigandier and HamburgerBoy run, scared of interacting with the vagina creature. Doggit licks peanut butter off of Schneiderguy's balls.
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While Schneiderguy is busy pleasuring the doggit...Boomer rescues the girl, and lets her make him a sammich.
 
schneiderguy said:
Schneiderguy, realizing he is outnumbered, summons his backup, a GIRL!

Brigandier and HamburgerBoy run, scared of interacting with the vagina creature. Doggit licks peanut butter off of Schneiderguy's balls.
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Girl flees! Girl finds brigandier and hamburgerboy a suitable distance away. Brigandier and hamburgerboy rock paper scissors for girl...1...2...3...shoot!
 
HamburgerBoy laughs at BoomerD's consistently poor luck in finding non-transsexual/transgendered/transvestite women, which is probably a value between 1 and 3.
 
This thread proves how fucking retarded D&D was...and still is.

My kids were a bit too young when it first became popular 30-some years ago, but I have a couple of nephews who were "OMFG!" over it...
Retarded as hell...


HamburgerBoy said:
HamburgerBoy laughs at BoomerD's consistently poor luck in finding non-transsexual/transgendered/transvestite women, which is probably a value between 1 and 3.
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BoomerD laughs at Hamburgerboy's inability to distinguish between a REAL female and an artificial one...elevating BoomerD's powers by 10X.
 
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BoomerD said:
This thread proves how fucking retarded D&E was...and still is.

My kids were a bit too young when it first became popular 30-some years ago, but I have a couple of nephews who were "OMFG!" over it...
Retarded as hell...
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Dilation and evacuation? HamburgerBoy laughs at BoomerD's anti-choice political views and sprays menstrual blood in his general direction.
 
BoomerD said:
This thread proves how fucking retarded D&E was...and still is.

My kids were a bit too young when it first became popular 30-some years ago, but I have a couple of nephews who were "OMFG!" over it...
Retarded as hell...
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BoomerD scoffs...and fails! Brigandier laughs at BoomerD! Gets +2 luck vs BoomerD.
 
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