I have become immortal

[HamburgerBoy]

BoomerD laughs at Hamburgerboy's inability to distinguish between a REAL female and an artificial one...elevating BoomerD's powers by 10X.

HamburgerBoy points out that his perception is a perfect 10. He just lacks charisma (2) and the Sex Appeal perk.

 

[BoomerD]

Schneiderguy tucks his vagina between his ears and retreats!

 

[Brigandier]

HamburgerBoy points out that his perception is a perfect 10. He just lacks charisma (2) and the Sex Appeal perk.

brigandier gives hamburgerboy a scroll of charm humanoid.

brigandier hurls political insult at foes!

 

[schneiderguy]

I really do have a penis, PM with pics to prove it incoming.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

HamburgerBoy uses scroll of charm humanoid on BoomerD.

 

[BoomerD]

I really do have a penis, PM with pics to prove it incoming.

<scoff> You call that tiny thing a penis?

No wonder even the Ornamental sisters won't have anything to do with you...

 

[BoomerD]

HamburgerBoy uses scroll of charm humanoid on BoomerD.

BoomerD's powers of invincibility causes HamburgerBoy's charm to bounce off...and leaves BoomerD un-touched by humanity...

 

[schneiderguy]

<scoff> You call that tiny thing a penis?

No wonder even the Ornamental sisters won't have anything to do with you...

The last hooker I had told me it was the biggest she'd ever seen :\:\

 

[BoomerD]

The last hooker I had told me it was the biggest she'd ever seen :\:\

maybe, but you did pick her up after kindergarden...

 

[Brigandier]

<scoff> You call that tiny thing a penis?

No wonder even the Ornamental sisters won't have anything to do with you...

BoomerD attempts to scoff again...And critically succeeds!

Brigandier flees from BoomerD's resplendence.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

HamburgerBoy gives BoomerD a hug so that BoomerD may finally touch a human.

 

[BoomerD]

HamburgerBoy gives BoomerD a hug so that BoomerD may finally touch a human.

Get the fuck away from me...I don't swing that way...

 

[HamburgerBoy]

HamburgerBoy gives BoomerD an implied snorgle.

 

[Brigandier]

BoomerD's powers of invincibility causes HamburgerBoy's charm to bounce off...and leaves BoomerD un-touched by humanity...

BoomerD's charm bounces off of Brigandier, who is rubber. Rebound! OHNO boomerD is glue! Charm person sticks to boomerD, boomerD is charmed!

 

[BoomerD]

BoomerD's charm bounces off of Brigandier, who is rubber. Rebound! OHNO boomerD is glue! Charm person sticks to boomerD, boomerD is charmed!

Izzat anything like speshul?

 

[Brigandier]

Izzat anything like speshul?

I'm so special I have to spell it the regular way, because my specialty cannot be conveyed in latin symbols. I'd have to draw a firetruck, with fucked up people with parallelogram hats and a purple sun to convey how special I am.

 

[BoomerD]

I'm so special I have to spell it the regular way, because my specialty cannot be conveyed in latin symbols. I'd have to draw a firetruck, with fucked up people with parallelogram hats and a purple sun to convey how special I am.

You and Schneiderguy should get together for a play date...

 

[Brigandier]

You and Schneiderguy should get together for a play date...

Brigandier specializes in nun-chucks! Attacks boomerD for 6,3, and 4! brigandier bangs his nuts with nun-chuckks! Does 4 damage!

 

[BoomerD]

Brigandier specializes in nun-chucks! Attacks boomerD for 6,3, and 4! brigandier bangs his nuts with nun-chuckks! Does 4 damage!

You and Schneiderguy have to take turns being the ninja. We can't have any more tantrums like the last time.
The dog is still scooting his ass across the carpet.

 

[Brigandier]

You and Schneiderguy have to take turns being the ninja. We can't have any more tantrums like the last time.
The dog is still scooting his ass across the carpet.

I willingly sacrificed doggit, yes, but I wasn't proud of it. I was taught: if you ain't first, you're last.

Sometimes doggit needs to slingshot you.

 

[dank69]

The last hooker I had told me it was the biggest she'd ever seen :\:\

Mothers tend to lie to their children to build their self esteem.

 

[Bill Brasky]

The fuck is going on in the thread

 

[Brigandier]

The fuck is going on in the thread

BILL BRASKY is a good sonofabitch, brigandier watches bill brasky's confusion with great humor!

 

[SMOGZINN]

The fact that there is no sword in that image means you get eaten by said beast.

It is a very wide and dull sword.

 

[shortylickens]