I have a secret admirer. (UPDATED 6/3/05!!!)

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: Looney
But aren't you afraid that if gay people think you're gay... that perhaps they're seeing things in you that are gay, but you're just unaware of? And *maybe* you are gay?

No

Someone else wondering if I have three arms does not *maybe* make me have three arms.

But do you have three legs?

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: Looney
But aren't you afraid that if gay people think you're gay... that perhaps they're seeing things in you that are gay, but you're just unaware of? And *maybe* you are gay?

No

Someone else wondering if I have three arms does not *maybe* make me have three arms.

But do you have three legs?

Mama says that my third leg is my Special Purpose and someday I'll know what it's for.

 

[Looney]

LOL i guess my sarcasm was a little too subtle.

 

[jjzelinski]

Haven't read through the whole thread but this same thing happened to me once. It was pretty frustrating knowing someone out there was watching my every move. For three 3 days I wore some buttless chaps everyhere I went in order to ferret out the admirer, worked like a charm.

 

[mrrman]

yikes just make sure you shower alone and watch the soap

 

[Rage187]

I think the worst part is not knowing who it is.

 

[Rage187]

Originally posted by: mrrman
yikes just make sure you shower alone and watch the soap

Private showers stalls although I will be wrapping the towel around my waist from now on.

 

[totalcommand]

the gay guy is gonna grab your **** in the shower and try to ***********. better hide.

 

[tami]

Originally posted by: Rage187
I think the worst part is not knowing who it is.

would it help you if you asked the person at the desk who holds onto your packages to perhaps tell you who it is?

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: Looney
But aren't you afraid that if gay people think you're gay... that perhaps they're seeing things in you that are gay, but you're just unaware of? And *maybe* you are gay?

No

Someone else wondering if I have three arms does not *maybe* make me have three arms.

But do you have three legs?

Mama says that my third leg is my Special Purpose and someday I'll know what it's for.

Just don't ask her to show you what its for

 

[Munky]

I have been working out for like 5 years, and I have seen a bunch of guys that look gay just because they wear these tight ass shirts, and they're all skinny and sh!t. If you look like them, I can see why someone might think you're gay. My solution is wear normal-fitting clothes. I know it's tempting to wear tight shirts to show off the muscles, but I can get away with it because I've gotten too big to be mistaken for a gay guy (at least I hope so). Also, get a female trainer, and spend as much time with her as possible. Hell, I don't know, start talking to some girls in the gym, anything to show you're not interested in guys. Anyway, I'd be pretty pissed if some gay guy was after me, I don't know what else to tell you.

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: Rage187

Originally posted by: mrrman
yikes just make sure you shower alone and watch the soap

Private showers stalls although I will be wrapping the towel around my waist from now on.

Are you the kind of gym guy that walks around naked? You know, like walk out of the shower naked, walk around chatting with friends naked, talk on the phone naked, comb your hair naked... and only put on your clothes at the very end?

 

[IAteYourMother]

:laugh:MAO at this thread

 

[cjgallen]

:Q:Q:Q

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: Looney

Originally posted by: Rage187

Originally posted by: mrrman
yikes just make sure you shower alone and watch the soap

Private showers stalls although I will be wrapping the towel around my waist from now on.

Are you the kind of gym guy that walks around naked? You know, like walk out of the shower naked, walk around chatting with friends naked, talk on the phone naked, comb your hair naked... and only put on your clothes at the very end?

That's quite specific.....you like looking at naked men?

 

[Rage187]

Originally posted by: Looney

Originally posted by: Rage187

Originally posted by: mrrman
yikes just make sure you shower alone and watch the soap

Private showers stalls although I will be wrapping the towel around my waist from now on.

Are you the kind of gym guy that walks around naked? You know, like walk out of the shower naked, walk around chatting with friends naked, talk on the phone naked, comb your hair naked... and only put on your clothes at the very end?

Just since i started going in the afternoons have I stripped fully in the locker rooms, before that I would workout in the morning and shower at work since we have a nice locker room w/ a shower.

Since my boss uses the company shower in the morning I had been using the one at the gym. I usually dont have enough time to wait for him to get out before my morning meetings.

Right now its just easier to shower right after I workout at the gym. I even make it a point to dry off in the shower as best I can so there is as little drying off in front of others as possible.

But hey, I have a cute butt, what can I do about it....

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: Rage187

Originally posted by: Looney

Originally posted by: Rage187

Originally posted by: mrrman
yikes just make sure you shower alone and watch the soap

Private showers stalls although I will be wrapping the towel around my waist from now on.

Are you the kind of gym guy that walks around naked? You know, like walk out of the shower naked, walk around chatting with friends naked, talk on the phone naked, comb your hair naked... and only put on your clothes at the very end?

Just since i started going in the afternoons have I stripped fully in the locker rooms, before that I would workout in the morning and shower at work since we have a nice locker room w/ a shower.

Since my boss uses the company shower in the morning I had been using the one at the gym. I usually dont have enough time to wait for him to get out before my morning meetings.

Right now its just easier to shower right after I workout at the gym. I even make it a point to dry off in the shower as best I can so there is as little drying off in front of others as possible.

But hey, I have a cute butt, what can I do about it....

:camera:'s?

 

[Rage187]

ahhhhh its j00!!!!1!!!!111

 

[ElFenix]

3 some with the wife, even better

 

[yourdeardaniel]

i thought it was gonna be the female trainer

you're gonna get buttraped

 

[Rage187]

bass taping!!!!!

 

[edmundoab]

Hmm, not something that happens very commonly,
but if u are having fun and enjoying the attention. So be it,
otherwise,
perhaps its about time too put an end to it

 

[Rage187]

as soon as I find out hwo it is they will know I'm not interested.

 

[jjzelinski]

Buttless chaps Rage, TRuST ME HOM3BOOOOOYYYZZZ. It'll smoke the mancakes out.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Are you bi-curious? This might be a good opportunity for you!