I have a secret admirer. (UPDATED 6/3/05!!!)

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Rage187
being sickened is a natural reaction.


people kill other people overless and get let off.


I think I'm handling this very well for being a southern boy transplanted to the left coast.

There are no gays in the south???

Edit-Where are you working out? Sports Connection in West Hollywood? :laugh:MFAO!!!

 

[MaxDepth]

Well, you are looking pretty buff there, Butchie-boy.

 

Originally posted by: her209
Whip it out!

lol

 

[slightlyhuman]

wear a shirt with "I'M NOT GAY" written on it

 

[jjzelinski]

Originally posted by: DP
wear a shirt with "I'M NOT GAY" written on it

But just make sure it's sleeveles, light pink in color and seven sizes too small.

 

[glugglug]

ROFL I was going to post that your secret admirer was a guy, then a read to the bottom of the post and it turned out to really be true!

 

[mercanucaribe]

Why are you sickened? Would you be sickened if it was a woman? It's not like anything would come of it.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

There are no gays in the south???

we do have Nebor

 

[dderidex]

Originally posted by: jjzelinski
Haven't read through the whole thread but this same thing happened to me once. It was pretty frustrating knowing someone out there was watching my every move. For three 3 days I wore some buttless chaps everyhere I went in order to ferret out the admirer, worked like a charm.

Originally posted by: Looney
Are you the kind of gym guy that walks around naked? You know, like walk out of the shower naked, walk around chatting with friends naked, talk on the phone naked, comb your hair naked... and only put on your clothes at the very end?

:Q

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Are you bi-curious? This might be a good opportunity for you!

:shocked:

Originally posted by: Looney
Are you homophobic? Do you think with enough attention, you're going to turn gay or something? Why let what somebody else thinks change YOUR life?

Worst comes to worst, the gay guy approaches you. And if that happens, just tell him you're married... and straight, and thank him for the gifts.

Maybe take him out to dinner to say thanks.

OMG, we so *totally* know it's one of the guys in this thread! But...which!?

 

[machintos]

hahahaha this is one of the funniest things I read today!

 

[Diasper]

Perhaps being more serious; outside of homophobia are straight men more worried about being fancied by another man because men are felt as more predatory whereas women aren't as a whole seen as such. (Due to societal conditioning, typical behavioural associations, physical greater strength and due to the man's role in intercourse being the more 'active' one).

In that sense not knwoing who it is could be a bit freaky.

However, I feel like you shouldn't have anything to worry about. You should feel flattered. Of course, if you should ever get jumped I hope you've been working those butt muscles. : )

 

[DaWhim]

ROFL! it is a dude!

 

[Praetor]

<ackbar> It's a trap! </ackbar>

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: Ikonomi
ROFL

I was going to say "it's a dude!!!!!" but I didn't think I would be right!

haha..!

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: Rage187
I'm giving the certificate back to the gym in hopes they will return it ti whoever sent it to me.

The last thing I want to do is lead someone on even if its dude. Least I could do for the guy is let him know asap I"M NOT GAY.

That's fvcking retarded. Guys buy drinks for girls that aren't interested all the time. Do the girls give the drinks back? No.

Enjoy another week with the female trainer!

 

[Calin]

Wear a shirt "Happily married" - is much more visible than a wedding ring
Even if I expect the wedding ring to be a much stronger statement, and I'm sure the person that sent you the letter will see it

 

[roguerower]

OMG, that is pretty funny. Just find out who it is, lay a bear trap, and then after he's been caught, tell him ur straight.

 

[Patt]

Freak out much? Just relax already, and if this person ever comes out (pun intended) of the woodwork, just let them know you're not gay. You shouldn't make it your mission to be so flamboyantly hetero that he gets the message. As for not showering at the gym, talking to your boss, etc ... grow up a bit.

 

[nwfsnake]

http://images.oldglory.com/product/012132CTCOc.jpg

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: Diasper
Perhaps being more serious; outside of homophobia are straight men more worried about being fancied by another man because men are felt as more predatory whereas women aren't as a whole seen as such. (Due to societal conditioning, typical behavioural associations, physical greater strength and due to the man's role in intercourse being the more 'active' one).

I have to admit, the not knowing who they are thing is a hair creepy, regardless of their gender. But its more creepy when its a dude just because of what you mentioned here. Although I'm sure if they guy was going to wait in the gym shower with an ether soaked rag ready to buttsechs you, he wouldn't have sent you flowers first.

 

[91TTZ]

Glad to see that the metrosexual look is working out for you.

 

[Juice Box]

"4. Maybe buying a "I like chicks not dicks" shirt."

QFT

 

[iroast]

it's your boss playing a prank on you hahahahhahah

 

[Platypus]

Stop being such a homophobe. This person will make himself known to you at some point, just calmy explain the situation. There's nothing wrong with accepting the gifts.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Stop being such a homophobe. This person will make himself known to you at some point, just calmy explain the situation. There's nothing wrong with accepting the gifts.

But the gifts may contain cooties!