Pulsar
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- Mar 3, 2003
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Wow, am I glad I saw this thread today.
I live north of Detroit and had to drive across the state and back this morning. I'm in an F-150 towing a 16 foot enclosed trailer with tandem axles and electric brakes. I've got stability control and a load-leveling hitch, so the trailer tows beautifully. However, what all these fucktards who have never towed a trailer don't realize is, I CAN'T STOP AS FAST AS YOU.
So yes, if you cut in front of me because you came flying up behind a semi and you're going 30 miles an hour faster than him you WILL cause a mess. Don't be surprised if I get a bit irate.
However, even worse were all the cars on my way back that seem to think that the 4 car lengths between me and the car in front of me is an invitation to pull in. Remember what I said about not being able to stop as quickly as you? Do NOT pull in that area and then be surprised when I run your idiotic ass over. You WILL lose the court case when I explain what your moronic ass just did in front of a vehicle with a gross weight of nearly 12,000 lbs. I really don't know how long haul truckers stay sane with all these selfish morons on the road.
Oh yeah, and tailgating to try to get me to move over? Go ahead. I can't see your sorry ass behind the trailer when you do that, so it's like you're not even there. Enjoy your ride, retard.
Probably worse was the retarded blonde chick driving the land rover. Honey, LOOK BEFORE CHANGING LANES. I know you're blond and all, but I'm fairly certain you couldn't have passed driving school by simply changing lanes and expecting people to get out of the way. This brainless bitch pulled it first when she was merging on to the freeway. Just starts coming over, no yielding. The car next to here laid on the horn. There's room in front of him and behind him. Trying using it, bitch. So she finally makes it into the slow lane, and as I'm passing her, she does it again, to me. Thank goodness there was a wide shoulder. Later, she did it again when she got stuck behind a slow semi and decided to move over into an already occupied lane.
Do all these fsckers have a deathwish?
I live north of Detroit and had to drive across the state and back this morning. I'm in an F-150 towing a 16 foot enclosed trailer with tandem axles and electric brakes. I've got stability control and a load-leveling hitch, so the trailer tows beautifully. However, what all these fucktards who have never towed a trailer don't realize is, I CAN'T STOP AS FAST AS YOU.
So yes, if you cut in front of me because you came flying up behind a semi and you're going 30 miles an hour faster than him you WILL cause a mess. Don't be surprised if I get a bit irate.
However, even worse were all the cars on my way back that seem to think that the 4 car lengths between me and the car in front of me is an invitation to pull in. Remember what I said about not being able to stop as quickly as you? Do NOT pull in that area and then be surprised when I run your idiotic ass over. You WILL lose the court case when I explain what your moronic ass just did in front of a vehicle with a gross weight of nearly 12,000 lbs. I really don't know how long haul truckers stay sane with all these selfish morons on the road.
Oh yeah, and tailgating to try to get me to move over? Go ahead. I can't see your sorry ass behind the trailer when you do that, so it's like you're not even there. Enjoy your ride, retard.
Probably worse was the retarded blonde chick driving the land rover. Honey, LOOK BEFORE CHANGING LANES. I know you're blond and all, but I'm fairly certain you couldn't have passed driving school by simply changing lanes and expecting people to get out of the way. This brainless bitch pulled it first when she was merging on to the freeway. Just starts coming over, no yielding. The car next to here laid on the horn. There's room in front of him and behind him. Trying using it, bitch. So she finally makes it into the slow lane, and as I'm passing her, she does it again, to me. Thank goodness there was a wide shoulder. Later, she did it again when she got stuck behind a slow semi and decided to move over into an already occupied lane.
Do all these fsckers have a deathwish?
