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I hate Dr. Phil

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toekramp

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So according to my wife, the other day Dr. Phil's episode talked about pr0n. This couple was getting married and she felt that it wasn't right for the guy to ever watch porn. Basically Dr. Phil agreed, said that watching any porn wasn't normal. And since the guy was doing it 3 to 4 times a week he needed to seek treatment. So now the freakin' female race may think we need to seek psycological treatment.
 
I don't hate Dr. Phil. Actually, I find him to be incredibly funny - probably because I'm reminded of all the late-night skits were people make fun of him.

 
I seen that episode. It was kind of true that he did look at it way to much, (the guy said he use to look at it like 5 hours a day), but it is normal for a guy to look at it though.

But what was really funny was the couple before them. The guy could only get a hard if he was playing with long straight hair. Crazy bastard.
 
Well, if all females put out easily, there wouldn't need to be pron would there?? 🙂

If he asked me, at 26, without a gf or wife or a lover, and not having been watching any pron, "How's that working for ya?" My fist would go biff against his face, cause of pent up frustration.

If I had been watching pron before he asked that, I'd say, "Gee very well, my stress levels are reduced everyday and makes me feel much better."
 
Originally posted by: Sunbird
Well, if all females put out easily, there wouldn't need to be pron would there?? 🙂

If he asked me, at 26, without a gf or wife or a lover, and not having been watching any pron, "How's that working for ya?" My fist would go biff against his face, cause of pent up frustration.

If I had been watching pron before he asked that, I'd say, "Gee very well, my stress levels are reduced everyday and makes me feel much better."
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:beer:

however, sex doesn't replace pron, and pron doesn't replace sex
 
Originally posted by: toekramp
Originally posted by: Sunbird
Well, if all females put out easily, there wouldn't need to be pron would there?? 🙂

If he asked me, at 26, without a gf or wife or a lover, and not having been watching any pron, "How's that working for ya?" My fist would go biff against his face, cause of pent up frustration.

If I had been watching pron before he asked that, I'd say, "Gee very well, my stress levels are reduced everyday and makes me feel much better."
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:beer:

however, sex doesn't replace pron, and pron doesn't replace sex
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but now watching porn WHILE having sex...

MIKE
 
grrr I hate guys like that, quick to preach fire and brimstone but with a closet full of skeletons. just give it time, his indiscretions will eventually come to light
 
Mutually exclusive. A man needs sex almost every day. A woman needs it about twice a week. Porn is better than having three girls
 
yea basically he's a sellout that says things to please women...why the hell u think he's on oprah and has an audience of 99.9% women😛 he needs to diaf.
 
OK, I have to agree with you toekramp 🙂

:beer: to nourdmrolNMT1, that sound good

Only 3 to 4 times a week?!! Yep, thats guy must have been pretty sick, he must really have been tired (from the disease) or something since he didn't do it every day!
 
I assume Phil (I won't grant him the honour of 'Dr.' - he's a fvckin quack) handed in his man card long ago, but beating down on teh pr0n is weak.

Gee, let's take one of the seediest (but oh so necessary) aspects of our world and hit it with a blanket statement which amounts to "it's just not RIGHT." No fvcking kidding Phil. Who gives a sh!t what you think? Get a hairpeice. Does Oprah's couch have your permanent ass-molds in it yet you douche? That's right, that's where you belong, sitting right next to Oprah like the b!tch you are. And you can cut it with the whole soft-spoken bullsh!t I-understand-everything-anyone-is-going-through-condescending voice bit too. If you're really that person off camera, you're more pathetic than I can comprehend. Yes Phil, the world needs someone just like you to remind us what *not* to be like. Stupid quack loser.

As you can see I have no use for him either. I'd rather listen to Jacko preach about the joy of milk & cookies hour.
 
however, sex doesn't replace pron, and pron doesn't replace sex!!~toekramp

speak 4 yourself.

If I met Dr. Phil in person, I would pick him up and break him in half over my knee,
while watching a prono on my portable dvd player.
 
Originally posted by: OCfreakley
however, sex doesn't replace pron, and pron doesn't replace sex!!~toekramp

speak 4 yourself.

If I met Dr. Phil in person, I would pick him up and break him in half over my knee,
while watching a prono on my portable dvd player.
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who else would i be speaking for?
 
I also think Phil handed in his man card a long time ago and I can't stand his pandering ass. I don't like Oprah Blimpfrey either.
 
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