I hate Dr. Phil

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Let her know that 99.9% of men would not piss on him if he was on fire.

He is a cancer to men whenever he opens his mouth.

I would, however, piss on him if he was NOT on fire.

Agreed.

I'd even go as far as to say that I'd piss on him and wouldn't stop pissing on him unless he somehow caught on fire due to the extreme pissing action taking place. At that point I'd stop, fearing that any subsequent pissing may put out the piss-induced fire.

LOL....thats some hot piss you got there.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Let her know that 99.9% of men would not piss on him if he was on fire.

He is a cancer to men whenever he opens his mouth.

I would, however, piss on him if he was NOT on fire.

I'd sell shot glasses of everclear to people if he was on fire

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Let her know that 99.9% of men would not piss on him if he was on fire.

He is a cancer to men whenever he opens his mouth.

I would, however, piss on him if he was NOT on fire.

Agreed.

I'd even go as far as to say that I'd piss on him and wouldn't stop pissing on him unless he somehow caught on fire due to the extreme pissing action taking place. At that point I'd stop pissing, fearing that any subsequent pissing may put out the piss-induced fire.

:thumbsup:
You just cracked me up.

 

[meltdown75]

super nasty hardcore pr0n > Phil

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Of course his educated point of view pisses you perverts off. Do any of you nitwits have a psychology show or even a psyhcology degree? :roll:

I've been saying all along that porn is NOT normal and shouldn't be accepted behavior. People who post frequently on the Internet are people who spend a lot of time there and probably get their porn fix on it too, so the opinions expressed on forums like this are totally skewed. Porn is NOT healthy....it does the same damage mentally as smoking does physically and should be similarly viewed as reprobate behavior.

You "hate" the guy because he expresses an opinion opposite to your own? Yeah, that's rational. Maybe you're a little TOO addicted...er...attached to your porn.

A couple of things.

First, having a show on television says absolutely nothing about a person's credentials. The only thing having a television show says about a person is that they are sufficiently popular within a specific subset of the population that a network can sell commercials during that person's show. As "Dr." Laura proved, a person need not have any qualifications for the persona that he presents on his show.

Second, please post links to some objective and peer-reviewed journals where one can find studies to back up your assertions. Without any sort of bibliography provided from you, we have no rational option other than to assume that you're pulling everything you say out of thin air.

My inclination would be that the unhealthiness of pornography is directly linked to the severity of said pornography. I would agree that anything aside from so-called "softcore" pornography (i.e. nudes without any vulgar posing) is likely to be at least slightly degenerate and in especially vulgar forms is clearly severely degenerate. However, it would take a good deal of studies to convince me that artistic softcore pornography is a degenerate behaviour.

ZV

Dude, you're expending too much effort. Everyone knows that HeroOfPellinor is an idiot troll who has the amazing ability to post the most moronic comment possible on any subject. He even goes into WoW threads and trolls about a game that he hasn't played. He's just a stupid asshole who enjoys pissing pissing people off. It's best just to ignore him.

 

[Injury]

An episode of Dr. Phil in 30 seconds or less:

DrP: Today We'll hear about people with problems.
*commercial*
DrP: Welcome a person with a problem.
Person A: I have a problem.
*commercial*
DrP: You have a problem. Fix it.
*commercial*
DrP: Welcome a person with a problem.
Person B: I have a problem.
*commercial*
DrP: You have a problem. Fix it.
*commercial*
DrP: Welcome a person with a problem.
Person C: I have a problem.
*commercial*
DrP: You have a problem. Fix it.
*commercial*
DrP: Today we heard about people with problems. If you have problems, fix them.

 

[artikk]

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Of course his educated point of view pisses you perverts off. Do any of you nitwits have a psychology show or even a psyhcology degree? :roll:

I've been saying all along that porn is NOT normal and shouldn't be accepted behavior. People who post frequently on the Internet are people who spend a lot of time there and probably get their porn fix on it too, so the opinions expressed on forums like this are totally skewed. Porn is NOT healthy....it does the same damage mentally as smoking does physically and should be similarly viewed as reprobate behavior.

You "hate" the guy because he expresses an opinion opposite to your own? Yeah, that's rational. Maybe you're a little TOO addicted...er...attached to your porn.

:thumbsup:
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You guys that watch it, need to become REAL adults. Otherwise, you're just teenage males stuck in a 40-20 yr old body.:roll:

 

[RaiderJ]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ
I remember I caught a part of an episode once where this woman was asking Dr. Phil why her husband has lost sexual interest in her. She was about 5'4, 250 lbs. They'd been married about 5 years. She was sobbing showing pictures of them together back when they were happy, when he still wanted her. First thing I noticed in those pictures was that she was a hot 105 lb chick. Now 5 years later she's a 250 lb whale.

Dr. Phil gave this long speech of TOTAL BULLSH!T about how it isn't her, it's complex emotions, blah blah blah. Not once in his long filibuster of BS did he ever mention her weight or how she's totally let herself go.

This fraud claims to be an expert but he intentionally avoids stating the most obvious cause. I think he knows the real reason, but as other posters pointed out, he's a sellout to his audience which is 99% fat women like Oprah. Stating an obvious reason like that would be career suicide for him. He's made a career out of telling people what they want to hear in a pseudo-scientific manner.

Agreed. My g/f and I like going and getting some exercise. Keep in shape, sex is better, stay happier, etc. Do women prefer guys who sit on their ass and watch TV or ones who can run a few miles w/o cardiac arrest? Guys feel the same way about women!

If I was Dr. Phil, I'd go and lose some weight - maybe not come across as quite so PC, but to be a TV doctor pandering sap AND be in great shape? Profit!

 

[PsharkJF]

Please, not fires.
Spontaneous human combustion.

"And today on Dr.Phil We'-"
BOOM

 

[toekramp]

Originally posted by: russianpower

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Of course his educated point of view pisses you perverts off. Do any of you nitwits have a psychology show or even a psyhcology degree? :roll:

I've been saying all along that porn is NOT normal and shouldn't be accepted behavior. People who post frequently on the Internet are people who spend a lot of time there and probably get their porn fix on it too, so the opinions expressed on forums like this are totally skewed. Porn is NOT healthy....it does the same damage mentally as smoking does physically and should be similarly viewed as reprobate behavior.

You "hate" the guy because he expresses an opinion opposite to your own? Yeah, that's rational. Maybe you're a little TOO addicted...er...attached to your porn.

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You guys that watch it, need to become REAL adults. Otherwise, you're just teenage males stuck in a 40-20 yr old body.:roll:

who said anything about NEEDING it, i'm saying it stupid for dr. phil to expect someone to give it up because the girl has insecurities

 

[RaiderJ]

Dr. Laura > Dr. Phil

 

[artikk]

Originally posted by: toekramp

Originally posted by: russianpower

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Of course his educated point of view pisses you perverts off. Do any of you nitwits have a psychology show or even a psyhcology degree? :roll:

I've been saying all along that porn is NOT normal and shouldn't be accepted behavior. People who post frequently on the Internet are people who spend a lot of time there and probably get their porn fix on it too, so the opinions expressed on forums like this are totally skewed. Porn is NOT healthy....it does the same damage mentally as smoking does physically and should be similarly viewed as reprobate behavior.

You "hate" the guy because he expresses an opinion opposite to your own? Yeah, that's rational. Maybe you're a little TOO addicted...er...attached to your porn.

:thumbsup:
:thumbsup:
:thumbsup:
You guys that watch it, need to become REAL adults. Otherwise, you're just teenage males stuck in a 40-20 yr old body.:roll:

who said anything about NEEDING it, i'm saying it stupid for dr. phil to expect someone to give it up because the girl has insecurities

Agreed but other posters in this thread repeatedly stated that males should look at pron 3-5 times a week AT LEAST. If not that is not needing prron, I don't know what is. I wasn't talking about dr phils decision.

 

[ribbon13]

He's a stupid bastard that paid for his doctorate and has an annoying TV show.
/thread

 

[DBL]

Originally posted by: RaiderJ
If I was Dr. Phil, I'd go and lose some weight - maybe not come across as quite so PC, but to be a TV doctor pandering sap AND be in great shape? Profit!

Heh, reminds of his appearance on Leno about a year ago. He became visibly upset when Leno suggested he was overweight. He claimed to be in very good shape and the correct weight for his height.

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: radioouman
Mutually exclusive. A man needs sex almost every day. A woman needs it about twice a week. Porn is better than having three girls

WTF? Were you dropped on your head as a baby?

 

[suse920]

Originally posted by: MogulMonster
Dr Phil's job is to agree with every woman on his show.

 

[RaiderJ]

Originally posted by: DBL

Originally posted by: RaiderJ
If I was Dr. Phil, I'd go and lose some weight - maybe not come across as quite so PC, but to be a TV doctor pandering sap AND be in great shape? Profit!

Heh, reminds of his appearance on Leno about a year ago. He became visibly upset when Leno suggested he was overweight. He claimed to be in very good shape and the correct weight for his height.

Hmm... very good shape? I highly doubt that! Unless he can pass a military fitness test I'll call shens (on him, not you). Correct weight & very good shape my @ss.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: RaiderJ

Originally posted by: DBL

Originally posted by: RaiderJ
If I was Dr. Phil, I'd go and lose some weight - maybe not come across as quite so PC, but to be a TV doctor pandering sap AND be in great shape? Profit!

Heh, reminds of his appearance on Leno about a year ago. He became visibly upset when Leno suggested he was overweight. He claimed to be in very good shape and the correct weight for his height.

Hmm... very good shape? I highly doubt that! Unless he can pass a military fitness test I'll call shens (on him, not you). Correct weight & very good shape my @ss.

Round is a shape

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: russianpower

Originally posted by: toekramp

Originally posted by: russianpower

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Of course his educated point of view pisses you perverts off. Do any of you nitwits have a psychology show or even a psyhcology degree? :roll:

I've been saying all along that porn is NOT normal and shouldn't be accepted behavior. People who post frequently on the Internet are people who spend a lot of time there and probably get their porn fix on it too, so the opinions expressed on forums like this are totally skewed. Porn is NOT healthy....it does the same damage mentally as smoking does physically and should be similarly viewed as reprobate behavior.

You "hate" the guy because he expresses an opinion opposite to your own? Yeah, that's rational. Maybe you're a little TOO addicted...er...attached to your porn.

:thumbsup:
:thumbsup:
:thumbsup:
You guys that watch it, need to become REAL adults. Otherwise, you're just teenage males stuck in a 40-20 yr old body.:roll:

who said anything about NEEDING it, i'm saying it stupid for dr. phil to expect someone to give it up because the girl has insecurities

Agreed but other posters in this thread repeatedly stated that males should look at pron 3-5 times a week AT LEAST. If not that is not needing prron, I don't know what is. I wasn't talking about dr phils decision.

Who said that?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Man, this has parody thread written all over it...

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: MogulMonster
Dr Phil's job is to agree with every woman on his show.

That and copy Dr. Laura...whom I happen to hate.

 

[KingPhil]

Don't be hating

hahaha, check out the license plate on my bike

PIC OF BIKE LICENSE PLATE!

No I'm not a DR, just thought it would be funny being my name is Phil

 

[artikk]

Agreed but other posters in this thread repeatedly stated that males should look at pron 3-5 times a week AT LEAST. If not that is not needing prron, I don't know what is. I wasn't talking about dr phils decision.[/quote]

originally posted by: Ping Spike

Who said that?

Originally posted by: kmr1212
3-4 times a week is too much? WTF?

Originally posted by: Sunbird
Porn is just sexual fantasies pictured in a 2d enviroment HeroOfPellinor.

So if I didn't watch porn but fantasised and J/O each day, would that be a addiction, cause I'd be watching things in my mind?

So how else am I supposed to relieve my sexual stresses?

Originally posted by: PingSpike
Yeah that episode pissed me off. Especially since the guys wifetobe was all mushmouthed about it. She complained about it, so he cut back on it, got rid of his stash and just started looking at it on the internet. But in womanly fashion, compromise was not good enough...he had to change an aspect of himself that he admittedly didn't see a problem with just for her. Wow. Great advice. Compromise yourself away.

I heard 3-4 times a week, and I also heard 3-5 hours a week...which apparently makes him an addict? Sh|t, I'm way more addicted to video games than that. I'm sure some guys are more addicted to bass fishing or stamp collecting or working on their car. That is if you take the definition of "addicted" to be "enjoys". I highly doubt that guy is going to suffer withdrawl symptoms if he's locked in a room with no porn for a week. At worst, I would call that "a bit much". I would never throw the addict word on him though.

The typical argument: "It makes me feel like I'm not enough!" Too bad. Too fvcking bad...what are you going to do after the porn is gone? Turn off the TV, those girls on fear factor are to hot! Those magazines that come in the mail...the girls are to hot in those, better get rid of those! You could lock the guy in the house and gouge his eyes out and he'd still imagine fvcking his 3rd grade teacher every once in awhile. Call the thought police!

Sorry b|tch! You don't get to control his thoughts! Get the fvck over it. There are other women, and he's going to think about fvcking them. Just because he's dating you and has promised to be with you only does not mean he is dead to the world.

I know my fiance looks at other guys once and awhile and gets the hots for them. But I don't think about it, I don't dwell on it and I don't feel threatened by it because I know she's with me and me only.

here you go.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: russianpower
Agreed but other posters in this thread repeatedly stated that males should look at pron 3-5 times a week AT LEAST. If not that is not needing prron, I don't know what is. I wasn't talking about dr phils decision.

originally posted by: Ping Spike

Who said that?

Originally posted by: kmr1212
3-4 times a week is too much? WTF?

Originally posted by: Sunbird
Porn is just sexual fantasies pictured in a 2d enviroment HeroOfPellinor.

So if I didn't watch porn but fantasised and J/O each day, would that be a addiction, cause I'd be watching things in my mind?

So how else am I supposed to relieve my sexual stresses?

Originally posted by: PingSpike
Yeah that episode pissed me off. Especially since the guys wifetobe was all mushmouthed about it. She complained about it, so he cut back on it, got rid of his stash and just started looking at it on the internet. But in womanly fashion, compromise was not good enough...he had to change an aspect of himself that he admittedly didn't see a problem with just for her. Wow. Great advice. Compromise yourself away.

I heard 3-4 times a week, and I also heard 3-5 hours a week...which apparently makes him an addict? Sh|t, I'm way more addicted to video games than that. I'm sure some guys are more addicted to bass fishing or stamp collecting or working on their car. That is if you take the definition of "addicted" to be "enjoys". I highly doubt that guy is going to suffer withdrawl symptoms if he's locked in a room with no porn for a week. At worst, I would call that "a bit much". I would never throw the addict word on him though.

The typical argument: "It makes me feel like I'm not enough!" Too bad. Too fvcking bad...what are you going to do after the porn is gone? Turn off the TV, those girls on fear factor are to hot! Those magazines that come in the mail...the girls are to hot in those, better get rid of those! You could lock the guy in the house and gouge his eyes out and he'd still imagine fvcking his 3rd grade teacher every once in awhile. Call the thought police!

Sorry b|tch! You don't get to control his thoughts! Get the fvck over it. There are other women, and he's going to think about fvcking them. Just because he's dating you and has promised to be with you only does not mean he is dead to the world.

I know my fiance looks at other guys once and awhile and gets the hots for them. But I don't think about it, I don't dwell on it and I don't feel threatened by it because I know she's with me and me only.

here you go.
[/quote]

Awesome, you just proved yourself wrong. Not one of them suggested that all males should watch porn 3-5 times a week.
We can henceforth deduce that your prime skills are neither reading comprehension nor grammar/spelling.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: russianpower
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here you go.

Yeah, not seeing where I said that every guy should look at it 3-5 times a week. I see the part where I thought it was stupid that her insecurities made it such a big deal. I see the part where I said it a 'bit much'. I don't see where I said if guy doesn't do it x amount of times he is not normal, I didn't make any statements on what was 'normal' that I can recall.

The first guy is arguably joking, although maybe he feels that is his right amount...although I hardly see him making any statement that all guys should be doing it that much.

The second guy is just asking a hypothetical question in face of a stupid argument.

Again, who said that? I didn't see anyone making any statements regarding what is and isn't a normal amount except for a few individuals in the adament anti-porn camp.