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I found a girl online, but there's one problem

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Originally posted by: sixone
Originally posted by: CaptnKirk
Pick one:

A) Rubenesque, a description used to describe a woman who by todays standards are 'Pleasingly Plump',
as women in the times of the famous painter Ruben were.

or

B) A woman who looks like a guy you knew who played line-backer on a college football team who was named Ruben.
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Answer A Might not be work safe
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Baby's got back...
 
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: sixone
Originally posted by: CaptnKirk
Pick one:

A) Rubenesque, a description used to describe a woman who by todays standards are 'Pleasingly Plump',
as women in the times of the famous painter Ruben were.

or

B) A woman who looks like a guy you knew who played line-backer on a college football team who was named Ruben.
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Answer A Might not be work safe
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Baby's got a wraparound back deck...
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fixed

 
It means that you ask for full body shots upfront, pal. Trust me on this one... you don't want any unpleasant suprises if you decide to meet her in person.
 
she's a heffer.

-=bmacd=-

edit: meant to say she probably has a lot of "back". And front. Hell, she has "side to side" too. Don't kid yourself...you're chasing a biggen!

 
Originally posted by: sixone
Originally posted by: CaptnKirk
Pick one:

A) Rubenesque, a description used to describe a woman who by todays standards are 'Pleasingly Plump',
as women in the times of the famous painter Ruben were.

or

B) A woman who looks like a guy you knew who played line-backer on a college football team who was named Ruben.
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Answer A Might not be work safe
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Covered both answers ! :laugh:
had a pop-up of a football game over the Rubens painting :Q


Now I know where Herman Mellville got his inspiration to write a story about a white whale.
 
"You can achieve your goals. I'm living proof.

Beefcake!"

"I'm not fat, I'm festively plump"

"I'm not fat, I'm big boned"

"I'm rubenesque"
 
I've never seen a woman use that word when she's "only plump". The women that use that word are usually in the 300lb range.
 
Generally, if in their description they are using words that fell out of favor in the 1800s to describe themselves, assume those words mean something horrible.
 
"I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me"

(gotta love polka)


Edit: Fat girls are like mopeds. They're great fun until your friends find out.
 
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