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cKGunslinger

cKGunslinger

Lifer
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If she's truly "Rubenesque," then that would be be cool. No one really likes stick-chicks. But if she's stetching that phrase like a 250lb woman stretches some size 8 jeans, then I'd be wary.
 
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xSauronx

Lifer
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Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
If she's truly "Rubenesque," then that would be be cool. No one really likes stick-chicks. But if she's stetching that phrase like a 250lb woman stretches some size 8 jeans, then I'd be wary.
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maybe she has a better vocabulary than the other fat chicks who describe themselves as "a few extra pounds..." and leave out "per square inch" from the description.
 
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DAGTA

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Words women use online and what they usually mean:

Athletic - Skinny and toned, probably not much of a chest.
Fit - Skinny but not necessarily toned
Average - maybe a bit chubby but not usually very much
Chubby - fat but under 200 pounds.
Rubenesque - over 200 pounds but likes to brag about how big her boobs are.
BBW (Big Beautiful Woman) - over 250 pounds
 
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Accipiter22

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Originally posted by: daveymark
What does "Rubenesque" mean?
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oh sweet mother of pearl why couldn't i have been the first person to reply to this thread....i'll NEVER get another opportunity like this. :(
 
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DAGTA

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Originally posted by: Accipiter22
Originally posted by: daveymark
What does "Rubenesque" mean?
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oh sweet mother of pearl why couldn't i have been the first person to reply to this thread....i'll NEVER get another opportunity like this. :(
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What would have been your reply had you been first?
 
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jonessoda

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Normally: Meat on her bones. Saftig. Plump. Non-anorexic. See the works of Pieter Pauwel Rubens (sometimes called Peter Paul Rubens), 17th-century Flemish renaissance artist.

In internet personals: Very high chair budget. Influences tides. Blocks out the sun. Has been mistaken for a mountain.
 
Nitemare

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: AnitaPeterson
ok, if anyone needs more visual stimulants, here's this ironically-named painting:

The Three Graces
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OG Oil-based Gangsta....

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back
 
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