I found a girl online, but there's one problem

[bleeb]

You remember Reuben from American Idol fame right? You know how he was a big guy...

well there you go.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: CaptnKirk
Pick one:

A) Rubenesque, a description used to describe a woman who by todays standards are 'Pleasingly Plump',
as women in the times of the famous painter Ruben were.

or

B) A woman who looks like a guy you knew who played line-backer on a college football team who was named Ruben.

Answer A Might not be work safe

Baby's got back...

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: gigapet
lets not mince words here.....she politely admitting she cant control her weight. aka fatty fat fat fat

:laugh:

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: CaptnKirk
Pick one:

A) Rubenesque, a description used to describe a woman who by todays standards are 'Pleasingly Plump',
as women in the times of the famous painter Ruben were.

or

B) A woman who looks like a guy you knew who played line-backer on a college football team who was named Ruben.

Answer A Might not be work safe

Baby's got a wraparound back deck...

fixed

 

[ultimatebob]

It means that you ask for full body shots upfront, pal. Trust me on this one... you don't want any unpleasant suprises if you decide to meet her in person.

 

[bmacd]

she's a heffer.

-=bmacd=-

edit: meant to say she probably has a lot of "back". And front. Hell, she has "side to side" too. Don't kid yourself...you're chasing a biggen!

 

[Pepsi90919]

hourglass

 

[Lonyo]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
hourglass

2-hourglass more like :Q

 

[CaptnKirk]

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: CaptnKirk
Pick one:

A) Rubenesque, a description used to describe a woman who by todays standards are 'Pleasingly Plump',
as women in the times of the famous painter Ruben were.

or

B) A woman who looks like a guy you knew who played line-backer on a college football team who was named Ruben.

Answer A Might not be work safe

Covered both answers ! :laugh:
had a pop-up of a football game over the Rubens painting :Q


Now I know where Herman Mellville got his inspiration to write a story about a white whale.

 

[acemcmac]

Dictionary.com
Plump or fleshy and voluptuous. Used of a woman.

 

[spidey07]

"You can achieve your goals. I'm living proof.

Beefcake!"

"I'm not fat, I'm festively plump"

"I'm not fat, I'm big boned"

"I'm rubenesque"

 

[CaptnKirk]

Compressed Image

 

[Mucho]

Fatty alert!

 

[meltdown75]

pics?

 

[Xionide]

It means she is a god warrior.

 

[StevenYoo]

Originally posted by: Xionide
It means she is a god warrior.

hahahahahah

 

[DAGTA]

I've never seen a woman use that word when she's "only plump". The women that use that word are usually in the 300lb range.

 

[PingSpike]

Generally, if in their description they are using words that fell out of favor in the 1800s to describe themselves, assume those words mean something horrible.

 

[imported_Beavis]

Originally posted by: Xionide
It means she is a god warrior.

LOL
that woman reminds me of Mrs Crabtree on south park

"Sit Down and Shut up!"

 

[PingSpike]

I bet she's that screaming woman from wife swap.

 

[zebano]

"I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me"

(gotta love polka)


Edit: Fat girls are like mopeds. They're great fun until your friends find out.

 

[BurnItDwn]

More coushin for the pushin?

 

[Captante]

Originally posted by: akubi
fat

Uh-huh

 

[meltdown75]

grenade: a fat horny chick that you jump on to save the lives of your friends.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
Plump or fleshy and voluptuous.

In other words, she's fat.