Originally posted by: DrPizza
Now, we must ask ourselves, who would benefit from trained geese flying into the jet engines? Goose hunters, that's who! But, that's the obvious conclusion the real culprits would want us to jump to. Clearly, we can not believe that it's goose hunters, although they're going to benefit from the solution being suggested by this incident: extended goose hunting season. But, who really is that fanatical to go to this extreme? HOA's, that's who. We already know that HOA's are an evil entity. And, what do HOA's have against geese? Geese shit all over their concrete, and around their carefully manicured ponds/lakes. HOA's are the real beneficiary here.
And, did you ever wonder where all those HOA fees go? Multiply the number of homes by the monthly fee, and subtract Manuel's pay for mowing the lawn and cleaning around the pool, and you'll see that there's a lot of money unaccounted for. Obviously they've been funneling the money to Al Queda camps where geese are trained to take out airliners.
Another thing - why didn't the government collect remains from the geese and do DNA tests? The government knew that there would be evidence that these were a foreign variety of geese, most likely Canadian Geese. The terrorist cells are obviously being set up in Canada!