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I don't believe a bird brought down the plane that crashed into the Hudson

Ya, it was a missile for sure.
EDIT
i was reading on another site that it was the same type of missile that hit the Pentagon on 9/11.
 
Jesus Fucking Christ, here we go! In another 50 years you won't be able to get into a fender bender without it being some kind of conspiracy.
 
Originally posted by: Blackjack200
Jesus Fucking Christ, here we go! In another 50 years you won't be able to get into a fender bender without it being some kind of conspiracy.
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I blame it on the missiles. And rockets. Too many missiles and rockets are available. Just think, if the Hamas weren't stupid fucks launching rockets into Israel, they wouldn't be getting the shit stomped out of them right now.
 
[Maxwell Smart]
Would you believe 30 birds?
no?
How about 50? Would you believe 50 birds?
[/Maxwell Smart]
 
I'd guess they just don't know so they pulled feathers out of their asses. It's not a conspiracy, mechanical failure is mechanical failure.
 
Originally posted by: Thorny
Originally posted by: her209
Bird strikes that causes simultaneous failures on both engines? I just don't buy it.
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You know it is quiet common for birds to fly in groups.
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Yes, a group of jihadist birds. I see what they did there.

 
I think you're onto something. Everyone knows that birds fly south for the winter. Unless this is the act of terrorist northern airport squatting birds, there has to be more to the story.
 
Originally posted by: Yzzim
I think you're onto something. Everyone knows that birds fly south for the winter. Unless this is the act of terrorist northern airport squatting birds, there has to be more to the story.
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Where is Dave when we really need him?
 
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: Yzzim
I think you're onto something. Everyone knows that birds fly south for the winter. Unless this is the act of terrorist northern airport squatting birds, there has to be more to the story.
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Where is Dave when we really need him?
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On a cruise. 😉

 
Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
What seems more likely to you?
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I just don't know. What seems more likely to you?
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What seems more likely to me?
Canadians launching sides of bacon via catapult as practice for their impending (but ultimately doomed) invasion. One of those got sucked into the engine. They're just trying to keep it quiet so we don't riot knowing the Canadians are gunning for us.
That seems far more likely.
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
What seems more likely to you?
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I just don't know. What seems more likely to you?
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What seems more likely to me?
Canadians launching sides of bacon via catapult as practice for their impending (but ultimately doomed) invasion. One of those got sucked into the engine. They're just trying to keep it quiet so we don't riot knowing the Canadians are gunning for us.
That seems far more likely.
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I thought Canadians too, but they couldn't have been smart enough to pull this off on their own.
I've got it, there were co-conspirators! The Brits! :shocked:

 
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