Whoozyerdaddy
Lifer
- Jun 27, 2005
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How to make the greatest internet forum practical joke ever...
1. Create a forum character that is completely over the top
2. Make 5400 posts under this persona - Include efforts to get laid and info about sleeping with stuffed animals
3. Post pics of yourself in odd states of dress
4. Never break character...
I can't wait to see the punchline. And if it's real... like I said earlier... FBB is in my 2009 death pool
Have you seen his pictures? I don't mean the pictures of him, I mean the pictures that he takes.
He is a very good photographer. If he could couple that to a normal personality and drop the stuffed animal act he could probably get a lot of girls that way.
Check out the link in his sig...some of that seriously looks like National Geographic.
I see, I'll have to check them out lol. I don't think he is ever serious in any of these kinds of posts. At least I hope not.
- Jan 2, 2006
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i can't stop my mind from racing! within the past 15 minutes i've thought about:
1. how i would design a weatherproof laptop and how i would weatherproof the speaker grills
2. how i want to have sex and how i wish that girl was here right now in my bed
3. recalling that one time i slept alone on top of that sand dune in the mohave desert
4. a cop gets a call to a creepy abandoned building in tempe, az because locals reported hearing screams coming from within
5. a horror flick in which the main character never gets scared by anything and instead always responds to anything scary with the utmost of aggression. a half decomposed corpse falls out of a closet onto him and the first thing he does isn't scream but to grab the corpse or zombie and tear out its trachea with his mouth and snap the thing's neck in the process
6. how lonely i feel
7. why does that girl also have insomnia?
8. what are people in australia doing right now?
The thoughts just keep coming on their own out of nowhere.
1. how i would design a weatherproof laptop and how i would weatherproof the speaker grills
2. how i want to have sex and how i wish that girl was here right now in my bed
3. recalling that one time i slept alone on top of that sand dune in the mohave desert
4. a cop gets a call to a creepy abandoned building in tempe, az because locals reported hearing screams coming from within
5. a horror flick in which the main character never gets scared by anything and instead always responds to anything scary with the utmost of aggression. a half decomposed corpse falls out of a closet onto him and the first thing he does isn't scream but to grab the corpse or zombie and tear out its trachea with his mouth and snap the thing's neck in the process
6. how lonely i feel
7. why does that girl also have insomnia?
8. what are people in australia doing right now?
The thoughts just keep coming on their own out of nowhere.
destrekor
Lifer
- Nov 18, 2005
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bullshit.
You went out at 3 a.m. to get a loaf of bread with a friend, and the two of you decided to go off-roading in a Jeep far from certified for off-road usage.
Oh and... I am starting to not believe a single thing you type. I don't mean anything racist, but while you are Asian and I have met a few Asians who have been quite creepy in their demeanor... you have to be a glutton for punishment to continue posting these kinds of things.
I... I just don't get you. Many great photographers, and artists in general, can be some of the weirdest folks most people ever encounter. But you... if everything you post is real, just take the fucking cake and run with it.
Seek help. Seriously, for your mental health and the safety of all that you ever encounter, seek mental help immediately. You make me worried for everyone who ever comes across you, and make me fear that one person saying just a few words will set you off to go off on a rampage to end all rampages. You, more than anyone, scare the shit out of me. Gang thugs got nothing on you, and maybe that's just because I've encountered and have had conversations with more of those types than anyone remotely similar to you.
No offense, but get help. Now. Please. Please Please Please. You can be a much better person if you do. Don't have any negative connotations about seeking professional services. Quite the contrary, as admitting you have a problem and doing something about it makes you a stronger, more mature person than you may believe.
Wow. This is awesome. On top of the L&R threads, the stuffed bunny threads, and the stuff in the OP, this post is full of win.
So random and bizarre...just like FBB himself.
Mad props, sir. Please don't tear out my trachea with your mouth and snap my neck in the process.
destrekor
Lifer
- Nov 18, 2005
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While normally the case... I dunno. While ATOT is far from that... sick sick place that exists solely at the edge of the internet and belongs only there... (ahem... 4chan)... if FBB is actually very real in regards to everything he has told us... we may just inspire him to go on a homicidal rampage. I don't want to be part of the reason someone snapped. I'd rather snap them before they snapped, not cause them to go berserk.
Originally posted by: destrekor
While normally the case... I dunno. While ATOT is far from that... sick sick place that exists solely at the edge of the internet and belongs only there... (ahem... 4chan)... if FBB is actually very real in regards to everything he has told us... we may just inspire him to go on a homicidal rampage. I don't want to be part of the reason someone snapped. I'd rather snap them before they snapped, not cause them to go berserk.
True, I'd feel the same way. But the man just wants to snorgle. You should step up.
you know, before those girl pants pics i have never seen a pic of FBB. and the way he talks in all his posts, i have always up to that point thought he was a girly girl, which in a way made sense then. now though, i am scared... more scared than the first time i played l4d and met the witch. i am asian too btw.
i am asian too btw.
destrekor
Lifer
- Nov 18, 2005
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Originally posted by: XxPrOdiGyxX
Originally posted by: destrekor
While normally the case... I dunno. While ATOT is far from that... sick sick place that exists solely at the edge of the internet and belongs only there... (ahem... 4chan)... if FBB is actually very real in regards to everything he has told us... we may just inspire him to go on a homicidal rampage. I don't want to be part of the reason someone snapped. I'd rather snap them before they snapped, not cause them to go berserk.
True, I'd feel the same way. But the man just wants to snorgle. You should step up.
snorgle
snorgle snorgle, snorgle.
wait.. I think I'm crossing Crosby, pokemon, pudding, and well.. bunnies, together into one mass mess of snorgle. hmmm. :heart:
Originally posted by: destrekor
While normally the case... I dunno. While ATOT is far from that... sick sick place that exists solely at the edge of the internet and belongs only there... (ahem... 4chan)... if FBB is actually very real in regards to everything he has told us... we may just inspire him to go on a homicidal rampage. I don't want to be part of the reason someone snapped. I'd rather snap them before they snapped, not cause them to go berserk.
I doubt he will kill anyone else.
Most likely he will be gay within 5 years. The gay community is so loving and accepting I would be shocked if that's not what he turns to eventually.
Other options: he actually decides to seek professional help (unlikely) and turns his life around.
Another strong option is suicide. Eventually he will be so upset at being lonely he won't be able to take it anymore.
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