i accidentaly ate dill pickles from 2004, will i die?

[eits]

if i remember correctly, pickles don't really go bad.

 

[dank69]

if i remember correctly, pickles don't really go bad.

Depends on if they are refrigerator pickles or not.

 

[0roo0roo]

well if canned food goes bad....

 

[ViperXX]

if i remember correctly, pickles don't really go bad.

That's not always true. I knew a pickle that had a good upbringing, was popular, had it all. But then the pickle tried meth. It was all down hill from there.

 

[dank69]

That's not always true. I knew a pickle that had a good upbringing, was popular, had it all. But then the pickle tried meth. It was all down hill from there.

It was probably molested as a baby pickle.

 

[brianmanahan]

good news atot, i didnt die! didnt even get any gostrointestinal ruinations, yet anyways. i feel like today is the first day of the rest of my life, and i have been given a second chance!

 

[dank69]

good news atot, i didnt die! didnt even get any gostrointestinal ruinations, yet anyways. i feel like today is the first day of the rest of my life, and i have been given a second chance!

Now you can write pomes with the fury of a thousand suns.

 

[ViperXX]

This sounds like a plot for a new Final Destination movie.

Oh yes, death will catch up to you.

 

[PimpJuice]

good news atot, i didnt die! didnt even get any gostrointestinal ruinations, yet anyways. i feel like today is the first day of the rest of my life, and i have been given a second chance!

I would have missed your epic pomes if you died.

 

[FoBoT]

Botulism is a rare but serious illness caused by Clostridium botulinum bacteria. The bacteria may enter the body through wounds, or they may live in improperly canned or preserved food. Symptoms usually appear 8 - 36 hours

 

[KeithTalent]

Was there a bulge in your pickles?

KT

 

[FoBoT]

Was there a bulge in your pickle?

KT

 

[amdhunter]

Did OP die?

 

[zinfamous]

there's a reason that the pickling process was developed...

 

[ViperXX]

So why are pickels called pickles and not pickeled cucumbers?

 

[KeithTalent]

This is awesome.

KT

 

[Gothgar]

how delicious were they?

 

[FancyTurtle]

salt + vinegar = microbes don't live here

Pickling is the most effective way of preserving food and pickles last forever tell the brine is gone if it was in brine its still eatable

 

[jhansman]

No, you only wish you will.

 

[JulesMaximus]

will i die?

It is an absolute certainty.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Botulism is a rare but serious illness caused by Clostridium botulinum bacteria. The bacteria may enter the body through wounds, or they may live in improperly canned or preserved food. Symptoms usually appear 8 - 36 hours

Except that botulism only occurs in an environment of low acidity.

 

[brianmanahan]

Did OP die?

no amdhunter i am very much alive

and greatful for it!

 

[lxskllr]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4

 

[brianmanahan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4

this deserves its own thread

no, its own forum

 

[KeithTalent]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4

Excellent, that must be the pre-cursor to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3i4IidQmY0


KT