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i accidentaly ate dill pickles from 2004, will i die?

brianmanahan

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I DIDNT REALIZE THEY WAS THAT OLD! tasted like crap but i figured what the hey, so i made it through a couple pickles before i went and looked at the jar. HOLY WOW! it tasted so weird, i dont know why i didnt do something on the first bite...

atot, am i a goner?
 

brianmanahan

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:(

i will repost tomorrow morning if i survive. if i havent posted by sunday then i will be dead. if tht is the case, please start a RIP thread. amd maybe make me honorary admin for a day.
 

brianmanahan

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Where did you get dill pickles from 2004? Lol.

No you won't die.
thanks for your faith that i wont die, i hope you are right buddy

i got them from giant eagle and put them in my pantry in 04, finally got through all my soups and to the pickels, but did not realize they wre so old D:
 

janas19

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Hell, if they were unopened the whole time they're probably still good. Pickled food can last for years.
 
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infoiltrator

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You did read about ?soda? dissolving mice. Never stopped anyone from drinking it.
Gonna give your insides a work out.
 

TallBill

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The longest I've ever even lived somewhere was 2 years... I can't fathom having 7 year old food around.
 

Nebbers

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You're definitely going to die. And you couldn't stop yourself from eating more than the first bite even though it tasted horrible?

Pickles must be addictive. Ban pickles.
 

Dr. Zaus

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looks like OP died.

I came here to say "yes, you will die: get your stomach pumped..."



I guess I should have posted sooner.
 

AreaCode707

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If you are my husband, you have multiple accounts and the mods should take note. Husband is king of assessing and subsequently consuming expired foods. My favorite was the 5 year old (greyish) expired salami from the freezer was going to toss, which he retrieved, defended and later did actually eat. Eeeayugh. :p

If they were properly sealed there should be no bacterial contamination and, while potentially not being very appetizing, should not be dangerous.
 

Pardus

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sound like the episode of Futurama S03E04 Parasites Lost where Fry buys and eats an extremely old egg salad sandwich from a vending machine in the restroom. Fry is infested with microscopic worms from the egg salad.
 

dud

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I DIDNT REALIZE THEY WAS THAT OLD! tasted like crap but i figured what the hey, so i made it through a couple pickles before i went and looked at the jar. HOLY WOW! it tasted so weird, i dont know why i didnt do something on the first bite...

atot, am i a goner?



Hilarious ... OP, yes, you will eventually die but probably not from eating 8 year old pickles. What happened to your avatar?
 

D1gger

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OP can't get off the porcelain throne long enough to post an update?
 

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