I absolutely HATE computer noobs!

[Tab]

I really cant stand it anymore. Espically the cocky ones who 'think' they are right. I really need to get a new hobby....its so frustrating!

 

[Ryan]

I agree. I don't let anyone know that I'm a computer enthusiast - it's too much of a hassel. :frown:

 

[UglyCasanova]

It'll be ok

fvckin anti-leech programs! Now I'm pissed. :|

 

[WhiteKnight]

Hey, were all there once. Granted I was 5 at the time...

 

[MichaelD]

A technique I've found effective in dealing w/ newbs like that is to change their Control Panel settings.

Better; set up a Group Policy on the Local Machine. Lock them down so they can't do much else but login.

If they know "so much" tell them "go ahead and fix it...screw you guys; I'm going home."

 

[ElFenix]

especially MCSEs that are computer n3wbs

 

[Tab]

Note to self: Stop lan party tech support ASAP

 

[oniq]

boobs?

 

[Pilsnerpete]

I was talking to a guy the other day about new computer stuff and he mentioned a 21" lcd monitor. He said, "You know, the kind that plays DVD's."

Me---> "oh."

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Tabb
Note to self: Stop lan party tech support ASAP

IMO, anyone at a LAN party should have more than the basics down pat. I.E. joining/disjoining domains, setting a static IP, etc.

Shoot them.

 

[Nohr]

Originally posted by: Pilsnerpete
I was talking to a guy the other day about new computer stuff and he mentioned a 21" lcd monitor. He said, "You know, the kind that plays DVD's."

Me---> "oh."

You know, with the 98MB modem, duh.

 

[jonmullen]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: Tabb
Note to self: Stop lan party tech support ASAP

IMO, anyone at a LAN party should have more than the basics down pat. I.E. joining/disjoining domains, setting a static IP, etc.

Shoot them.

domains at a LAN party how many ppl do you game with?

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: oniq
boobs?

:beer:

Tabb, I do as well, but like WhiteKnight posted, everyone has to start somewhere

 

[chiwawa626]

Thats why you deny all computer knowledge unless your going to help someone you actualy want to help.

 

[Tab]

I feel much better now, ahh....Dumb IRC Tech Support

 

[Cyberian]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
I agree. I don't let anyone know that I'm a computer enthusiast - it's too much of a hassel. :frown:

But some of them even know how to spell hassle.

 

[leung324]

I once talked to a guy who kept praising how good kazaa was....n00b

 

[DumbGuy]

the other day my friend heard some dude that works at a law firm (at the computer forensics dept.) saying that he downloaded Seti@home and it was given to him by NASA to participate in an underground project

 

[bootymac]

I heard you guys push the Caps Lock key a lot

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: chiwawa626
Thats why you deny all computer knowledge unless your going to help someone you actualy want to help.

like hot chicks!

 

[newbiepcuser]

Interesting thread, hmmm

 

[PliotronX]

Originally posted by: newbiepcuser
Interesting thread, hmmm

Get him!!!!!!!!11 aughfjghguufuf

 

[GoingUp]

what is this intarweb of which you speak?

 

[Linux23]

I HAVE MY MCSE. I KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT COMPUTERS.



I AM NOT A NOOB!

 

[DanFungus]

Originally posted by: Tabb
Note to self: Stop lan party tech support ASAP

*shudder*