HR Inappropriate Words

[AreaCode707]

I'm making a list to go into an HR tool that flags words used inappropriately in written work context. I've got a pretty decent list right now but I'm sure there's lots that I've missed.

ATOT's task: What should NOT be said at work to an employee?

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

You're fired.

 

[bozack]

"I didn't know today was dress like a clown day"

 

[apac]

"If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. Oh... Oh... Oh!"

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

"Put down the gun Dave, we can talk about this... Noooo ARGH!"

 

[KillyKillall]

Originally posted by: apac
"If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. Oh... Oh... Oh!"

"Although Denise was just hired and is on 3 written warnings, I feel she is a strong assett to the company and should be promoted."

 

[GasX]

You're not going to sh!t right for a week when I am through with you.

 

[AreaCode707]

I've got fired, clown, sh!t and gun already. (I didn't make most of the existing list, it was given to me.)

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

"What's with all the glum faces? It's like someone died in here.... oh I see."

 

[dug777]

Wait..you're in HR?

*dug777 hates HR staff*

 

[GasX]

bomb bomba bomb!
bomb bomba bomb!
bomb bomba bomba bomb bomb!

 

[djheater]

niggardly
stupid
fat
ridiculous
petty

 

[Baked]

How much do you charge for a backrub w/ happy ending?

 

[George P Burdell]

"You wanna join the party in my pants?"

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

"Uh-oh, looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays!"

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: djheater
niggardly

I go out of my way to use that word around people sensitive to race issues. Fvck em if they're stupid...

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

"Yeah, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on the weekend..."

 

[SpanishFry]

Vag

 

[mugs]

"moist"

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

"Hey Steve, I'm screwing your wife!"

 

[MisterJackson]

"Well, I wouldn't say I actually ENJOY working here."

 

[aircooled]

"casual friday means let it all hang out"

 

[GasX]

mulva?

 

[GoPackGo]

Any word having to do with religion, politics, race, S O, looks, appearance, pleasantries, financial situation, medical, and anything else that might offend anyone for whatever reason.

 

[dug777]

I suggest you flag every word in the OED to be honest, i really need a better explanation of what this tool does?

I always assumed that people wrote to each other in a fashion that abided to common sense at work...