How to persuade someone to dump their partner?

[Lonyo]

Well, it's Christmas time, how would you persuade a girl to dump her boyfried at this time?

 

[Colt45]

she isnt going to fvck you.

bah, forgot the wink. that ruined the joke.

 

[vi edit]

Lemme guess....girl's dating piece of crap asshole and someone *cough* you *cough* want to be the Knight in shining armor riding in to wisk her away?

Am I close?

 

[Viper GTS]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
Lemme guess....girl's dating piece of crap asshole and someone *cough* you *cough* want to be the Knight in shining armor riding in to wisk her away?

Am I close?

Oooh, he is good. He must have practiced on TGG.

Viper GTS

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: Lonyo
Well, it's Christmas time, how would you persuade a girl to dump her boyfried at this time?

give her a photo, of him kissing another girl, as a christmas gift

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Lonyo
Well, it's Christmas time, how would you persuade a girl to dump her boyfried at this time?

You don't. If you really want to be an asshat, there are plenty of other ways to do it. Stay out of other people's relationships. Grow up.

:disgust:

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt
Stay out of other people's relationships.

but it's the geek way to interfere and play "knight in shining armor"

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt
Stay out of other people's relationships.

but it's the geek way to interfere and play "knight in shining armor"

We should tell him to PM Deeko

 

[Placer14]

Pour water on her.

 

[ChefJoe]

Bah, enjoy her company when you can, let her own relationship play out. If she wants something else, she'll make her own moves. When was the last time you needed help deciding who you wanted to date?

 

[Dhawk]

Originally posted by: Placer14
Pour water on her.

 

[Yoshiniro]

money always works

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Yoshiniro
money always works

Yeah, if she's some pimp's ho.

 

[Hammer]

evil!

 

[Lonyo]

She's 90% gonna dump the bloke anyway, she just doesn't want to do it at Christmas time for obvious reasons. It's a long distance relationship, she hardly gets to see him, and she doesn't care for him as much anymore. I just wanna hurry the process up a bit.

 

[Deeko]

You don't. You stay the fvck out of other people's relationships. I don't care what your reasoning is. If it is because you want her, well tough sh!t, you stay out and maybe she will be single later. If it is because you don't want her but you think he is bad for her, that's not your fvcking decision. Maybe she sees things you don't. Maybe he isn't a "jerk" to her. You just stay the fvck away from someone else's relationship.

 

[guyver01]

ohhh.. someone sounds angry..

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: Lonyo
She's 90% gonna dump the bloke anyway, she just doesn't want to do it at Christmas time for obvious reasons. It's a long distance relationship, she hardly gets to see him, and she doesn't care for him as much anymore. I just wanna hurry the process up a bit.

It isn't your call to make. Leave it alone. If it happens it happens. Don't fvck with other people's lives.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Lonyo
She's 90% gonna dump the bloke anyway, she just doesn't want to do it at Christmas time for obvious reasons. It's a long distance relationship, she hardly gets to see him, and she doesn't care for him as much anymore. I just wanna hurry the process up a bit.

Then you're a selfish controlling bastard. Just let it go and die on it's own. If she doesn't make the final decision to kill the relationship, she'll always doubt whether it would have worked out or not.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Lonyo
She's 90% gonna dump the bloke anyway, she just doesn't want to do it at Christmas time for obvious reasons. It's a long distance relationship, she hardly gets to see him, and she doesn't care for him as much anymore. I just wanna hurry the process up a bit.

Take her out for food/drinks. Get cozy. If she gets cozy back, make a pass at her and see what happens. If she's into you (or you get into her.......) the nasty work will take care of itself. She'll call up Mr. Long Distance Penis and dump his @ss. Then you slide right on in....until some other guy does to you what you did to that dude. What goes around comes around.

But that hasn't stopped me in the past. Go for it...the hell w/Christmas Spirit. You want 'Tang, Tarzan? Then Tarzan go get 'Tang!!!!

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: Lonyo
She's 90% gonna dump the bloke anyway, she just doesn't want to do it at Christmas time for obvious reasons. It's a long distance relationship, she hardly gets to see him, and she doesn't care for him as much anymore. I just wanna hurry the process up a bit.

Take her out for food/drinks. Get cozy. If she gets cozy back, make a pass at her and see what happens. If she's into you (or you get into her.......) the nasty work will take care of itself. She'll call up Mr. Long Distance Penis and dump his @ss. Then you slide right on in....until some other guy does to you what you did to that dude. What goes around comes around.

But that hasn't stopped me in the past. Go for it...the hell w/Christmas Spirit. You want 'Tang, Tarzan? Then Tarzan go get 'Tang!!!!

I disagree....I think you should show respect for someone else's relationship, regardless of how it is going.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: Lonyo
She's 90% gonna dump the bloke anyway, she just doesn't want to do it at Christmas time for obvious reasons. It's a long distance relationship, she hardly gets to see him, and she doesn't care for him as much anymore. I just wanna hurry the process up a bit.

Take her out for food/drinks. Get cozy. If she gets cozy back, make a pass at her and see what happens. If she's into you (or you get into her.......) the nasty work will take care of itself. She'll call up Mr. Long Distance Penis and dump his @ss. Then you slide right on in....until some other guy does to you what you did to that dude. What goes around comes around.

But that hasn't stopped me in the past. Go for it...the hell w/Christmas Spirit. You want 'Tang, Tarzan? Then Tarzan go get 'Tang!!!!

With all the cheating you do on your current girlfriend, you have the nerve to post in here? :disgust:

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Deeko

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: Lonyo
She's 90% gonna dump the bloke anyway, she just doesn't want to do it at Christmas time for obvious reasons. It's a long distance relationship, she hardly gets to see him, and she doesn't care for him as much anymore. I just wanna hurry the process up a bit.

Take her out for food/drinks. Get cozy. If she gets cozy back, make a pass at her and see what happens. If she's into you (or you get into her.......) the nasty work will take care of itself. She'll call up Mr. Long Distance Penis and dump his @ss. Then you slide right on in....until some other guy does to you what you did to that dude. What goes around comes around.

But that hasn't stopped me in the past. Go for it...the hell w/Christmas Spirit. You want 'Tang, Tarzan? Then Tarzan go get 'Tang!!!!

I disagree....I think you should show respect for someone else's relationship, regardless of how it is going.

Bah. If I don't know you, if I have no idea who you are, then it's not my problem that your GF wants to give me the panties. Now, if you're my buddy or my coworker or even if I've seen you once or twice and know who you are, then that's different. That would be messed up.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: Lonyo
She's 90% gonna dump the bloke anyway, she just doesn't want to do it at Christmas time for obvious reasons. It's a long distance relationship, she hardly gets to see him, and she doesn't care for him as much anymore. I just wanna hurry the process up a bit.

Take her out for food/drinks. Get cozy. If she gets cozy back, make a pass at her and see what happens. If she's into you (or you get into her.......) the nasty work will take care of itself. She'll call up Mr. Long Distance Penis and dump his @ss. Then you slide right on in....until some other guy does to you what you did to that dude. What goes around comes around.

But that hasn't stopped me in the past. Go for it...the hell w/Christmas Spirit. You want 'Tang, Tarzan? Then Tarzan go get 'Tang!!!!

With all the cheating you do on your current girlfriend, you have the nerve to post in here? :disgust:

Listen little man, you've never even had sex, so STFU.

 

[Deeko]

Bah. If I don't know you, if I have no idea who you are, then it's not my problem that your GF wants to give me the panties. Now, if you're my buddy or my coworker or even if I've seen you once or twice and know who you are, then that's different. That would be messed up.

That's bullsh!t. I hope you get married some day and your wife cheats on you. its all good right??? After all, the other guy doesn't know you!!

Listen little man, you've never even had sex, so STFU.

ffm has a girlfriend does he not? I don't know what he's done with her, but sex is irrelevant, he knows what its like to be in a relationship and thus has a valid opinion here.