How to get out of jury duty

[IndyColtsFan]

I got called in a few weeks ago for a jury for a child molestation case. I actually wouldn't have minded serving but I didn't get selected. It was probably because of my "discussion" with the prosecutor.

 

[AznAnarchy99]

With all the taxes you donate to the government, you should be proud to take part in one of the greatest things an American can do...send some piece of shit to prison for the rest of his life.

Lmao. Just tell the judge that and you're good!

 

[shortylickens]

I got called in a few weeks ago for a jury for a child molestation case. I actually wouldn't have minded serving but I didn't get selected. It was probably because of my "discussion" with the prosecutor.

You werent supposed to admit to fucking little boys.
You got away with it, keep your mouth shut.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

You werent supposed to admit to fucking little boys.
You got away with it, keep your mouth shut.

Don't project your Chuck E Cheese visits on me, pal.

 

[manimal]

Don't project your Chuck E Cheese visits on me, pal.

wow things got pretty dark pretty quick!



To OP



just be yourself. They wont pick you. Trust us.

 

[highland145]

wow things got pretty dark pretty quick!



To OP



just be yourself. They wont pick you. Trust us.

Don't be so sure. I'm spending my 2nd year on the county grand jury and I'm the foreman this go round. What the hell were they thinking?

 

[BikeJunkie]

You werent supposed to admit to fucking little boys.
You got away with it, keep your mouth shut.

WTF is wrong with you?!

 

[BikeJunkie]

Don't project your Chuck E Cheese visits on me, pal.

Real for not?

 

[highland145]

WTF is wrong with you?!

Need my sig?

 

[BikeJunkie]

Need my sig?

If that idiot really is going to Chuck E Cheese's, I don't need your sig - I need to know what state to avoid.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

Real for not?

Yep!

 

[highland145]

If that idiot really is going to Chuck E Cheese's, I don't need your sig - I need to know what state to avoid.

To be fair, anyone going to Chucky's needs their head examined.

 

[rudeguy]

WTF is wrong with you?!

no WTF is wrong with you? You troll these forums but never have anything intelligent to say.

Did your parents have any children that lived?

 

[BikeJunkie]

To be fair, anyone going to Chucky's needs their head examined.

Yep!

Does he at least have kids?

 

[BikeJunkie]

no WTF is wrong with you? You troll these forums but never have anything intelligent to say.

Did your parents have any children that lived?

Two. Me and some lonely angry little bald guy they ditched in that shit hole up north.

 

[highland145]

Two. Me and some lonely angry little bald guy they ditched in that shit hole up north.

Twins? We know what Rude looks like.

 

[ElFenix]

Don't project your Chuck E Cheese visits on me, pal.

i laffed

 

[Puppies04]

Easiest way to get out of jury duty.

1. Post here asking for tips to get out of jury duty
2. Send police screen print of thread anonymously
3. Get arrested and convicted of trying to evade jury duty
4. Can't do jury duty because you are in FPMITAP
5. Profit

 

[BikeJunkie]

Twins?

No. I get to have sex.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

Does he at least have kids?

Uh...no.

 

[Dari]

I had my first and only birthday party at Showbiz Pizza Place back in 1988. You guys are destroying those memories.

 

[Midwayman]

I got summoned, spent the morning being bored in their waiting room and got to go home in early afternoon. Done.

 

[Ichinisan]

I decided to embrace itsince i had to do it. It would be a new experience. But this is beyond boring. They said a judge will take all 99 of us so i may see some excitement. Also, maby people here are disgusting human beings but there a some chicks here i wouldn't mind taking into the men's room...

Did you poison your wife to punish her for sticking you with jury duty?

[ref]

 

[MongGrel]

Easiest way to get out of jury duty.

1. Post here asking for tips to get out of jury duty
2. Send police screen print of thread anonymously
3. Get arrested and convicted of trying to evade jury duty
4. Can't do jury duty because you are in FPMITAP
5. Profit

:whiste:

:awe:

 

[1prophet]

Jury nullification isn't a law; it is mob rule.

Not always, sometimes it is needed.

Just prior to the Civil War northern juries sometimes refused to convict for violations of the Fugitive Slave Act because jurors felt the laws to be unjust. In 1851, 24 people were indicted for helping a fugitive escape from a jail in Syracuse, New York. The first four trials of the group resulted in three acquittals and one conviction, and the government dropped the remaining charges. Likewise, after a crowd broke into a Boston courtroom and rescued Anthony Burns, a slave, the grand jury indicted three of those involved, but after an acquittal and several hung juries, the government dropped the charges