Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: Zebo
You morons talking about purposely causing an accident are playing a very dangerous game. Not only could you be critcally injured or the other person if he fails to break in time or has a massive vechile, you could also be ticketed. And if it's a peace officer or someone who knows one you will go to jail.
It is a dangerous game...
Still seeing some yahoo with grass and dirt flying around his jacked up Pathfinder is soooooo kewl!
Once my wife even wanted be to go back to see if he is ok.
As far as an officer goes.....I saw a raccoon, a dog, some lady in a walker, Jesus. etc in the road and had to stop. *blink blink*
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Originally posted by: desy
DON"T tap the brakes thats dangerous
BUT flipping your lights on so the park lights come on look like you hitting the brake with the same effect.
You can also slow down enough that he will be forced to go around just take your foot off the gas and drift down they'll move around you.
Originally posted by: Jeff7181
Originally posted by: virtueixi
Really, is your car disabled or something? If you do this in the left lane someone should use a real laser and kill you.
Are you retarded or just stupid? Read the post!
/checks mikebb's postcount average.... 0.31 posts per day.Originally posted by: mikebb
The problem with driving in general in this country is everyone thinks they're King of the damn Road. Guy riding my bumper; I'll slam on my brakes and show him! Guy driving too slow on my road; I'll ride his tail! Flip him off, cut him off, and on and on....until you meet up with an idiot who goes one step stupider than you, like pulling a gun on your geek a$$.
Anytime I get into a situation like someone riding my bumper with no way out (ie I'm on the interstate but in the SLOW lane, or a one-lane road) I do my best to let the other guy by, and otherwise mind my own business. I know better than to think I'm gonna teach anyone any lessons out on the road, like I said earlier. Ask yourself, if you were tailgating someone, for whatever dumb reason, and they slammed on their brakes, would you think to yourself "Gee, he really taught me!" NO! Stop trying to be fvcking vigilantes people!
Originally posted by: mikebb
The problem with driving in general in this country is everyone thinks they're King of the damn Road. Guy riding my bumper; I'll slam on my brakes and show him! Guy driving too slow on my road; I'll ride his tail! Flip him off, cut him off, and on and on....until you meet up with an idiot who goes one step stupider than you, like pulling a gun on your geek a$$.
Anytime I get into a situation like someone riding my bumper with no way out (ie I'm on the interstate but in the SLOW lane, or a one-lane road) I do my best to let the other guy by, and otherwise mind my own business. I know better than to think I'm gonna teach anyone any lessons out on the road, like I said earlier. Ask yourself, if you were tailgating someone, for whatever dumb reason, and they slammed on their brakes, would you think to yourself "Gee, he really taught me!" NO! Stop trying to be fvcking vigilantes people!
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: Nitemare
[Q
By you going 1 mph over you are breaking the speed limit, yet no one gets ticketed, nor do they for 5 mph. People do get ticketed for driving too slow and creating road hazards though
yes. they do get a ticket if they are going to slow. BUT going the speed limit will NOT get you a ticket.
The op was fallowing the LAW. he does not need to speed up to make people behind him happy. if they want to get there faster they should have left earlier.
My grandfather got a warning ticket for driving the speed limit in Kansas City once. He was creating a hazard. The officer told him that if he had not had out of state plates he would have been ticketed
Originally posted by: Vic
/checks mikebb's postcount average.... 0.31 posts per day.Originally posted by: mikebb
The problem with driving in general in this country is everyone thinks they're King of the damn Road. Guy riding my bumper; I'll slam on my brakes and show him! Guy driving too slow on my road; I'll ride his tail! Flip him off, cut him off, and on and on....until you meet up with an idiot who goes one step stupider than you, like pulling a gun on your geek a$$.
Anytime I get into a situation like someone riding my bumper with no way out (ie I'm on the interstate but in the SLOW lane, or a one-lane road) I do my best to let the other guy by, and otherwise mind my own business. I know better than to think I'm gonna teach anyone any lessons out on the road, like I said earlier. Ask yourself, if you were tailgating someone, for whatever dumb reason, and they slammed on their brakes, would you think to yourself "Gee, he really taught me!" NO! Stop trying to be fvcking vigilantes people!
Please post more often.![]()
Originally posted by: DrPizza
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: Nitemare
[Q
By you going 1 mph over you are breaking the speed limit, yet no one gets ticketed, nor do they for 5 mph. People do get ticketed for driving too slow and creating road hazards though
yes. they do get a ticket if they are going to slow. BUT going the speed limit will NOT get you a ticket.
The op was fallowing the LAW. he does not need to speed up to make people behind him happy. if they want to get there faster they should have left earlier.
My grandfather got a warning ticket for driving the speed limit in Kansas City once. He was creating a hazard. The officer told him that if he had not had out of state plates he would have been ticketed
I'd have informed the officer that *I* wasn't creating the hazard, *HE* was by not enforcing the speed limit. If they wanted the speed limit 10 mph faster, then they need to post a speed limit 10 mph faster.
btw, for tailgaters: I STILL don't have a sunroof on my car, and after last night's 8 inches of snow, I've got plenty of snowball material on the passenger seat (seat is covered in plastic to protect it - only the floor gets wet). It's actually kinda fun - toss the snowball up, it slows down in the air and is at the right height... Splat on their windshield at 55mph.
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: DrPizza
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: Nitemare
[Q
By you going 1 mph over you are breaking the speed limit, yet no one gets ticketed, nor do they for 5 mph. People do get ticketed for driving too slow and creating road hazards though
yes. they do get a ticket if they are going to slow. BUT going the speed limit will NOT get you a ticket.
The op was fallowing the LAW. he does not need to speed up to make people behind him happy. if they want to get there faster they should have left earlier.
My grandfather got a warning ticket for driving the speed limit in Kansas City once. He was creating a hazard. The officer told him that if he had not had out of state plates he would have been ticketed
I'd have informed the officer that *I* wasn't creating the hazard, *HE* was by not enforcing the speed limit. If they wanted the speed limit 10 mph faster, then they need to post a speed limit 10 mph faster.
btw, for tailgaters: I STILL don't have a sunroof on my car, and after last night's 8 inches of snow, I've got plenty of snowball material on the passenger seat (seat is covered in plastic to protect it - only the floor gets wet). It's actually kinda fun - toss the snowball up, it slows down in the air and is at the right height... Splat on their windshield at 55mph.
I forgot how much officers enjoyed hearing lip especially when it was on how better to do their job.![]()
Originally posted by: Zebo
Hehe Jesus
Seriously more of this idea is testosterone driven mindless rage. No way I'd risk it. What if you get a like minded moron behind you and floors it as you slam your breaks? And worse insteed of a nissan he's driving a jacked up 1 ton with a winch bumper?
Originally posted by: teddythemonster
you need to get one of those scrolling message board things to put in your back window.
program it to say "BACK OFF YOU F***ING A**HOLE! or something equally informative and instructional.
Originally posted by: mikebb
The problem with driving in general in this country is everyone thinks they're King of the damn Road. Guy riding my bumper; I'll slam on my brakes and show him! Guy driving too slow on my road; I'll ride his tail! Flip him off, cut him off, and on and on....until you meet up with an idiot who goes one step stupider than you, like pulling a gun on your geek a$$.
Anytime I get into a situation like someone riding my bumper with no way out (ie I'm on the interstate but in the SLOW lane, or a one-lane road) I do my best to let the other guy by, and otherwise mind my own business. I know better than to think I'm gonna teach anyone any lessons out on the road, like I said earlier. Ask yourself, if you were tailgating someone, for whatever dumb reason, and they slammed on their brakes, would you think to yourself "Gee, he really taught me!" NO! Stop trying to be fvcking vigilantes people!
Originally posted by: XZeroII
Originally posted by: JohnCU
Turn your windshield cleaner squirty thing on... the stuff will blow back on their windshield.
No good. My squirters are on the wipers themselves and shoot directly onto the windshield.
Originally posted by: Vic
/checks mikebb's postcount average.... 0.31 posts per day.Originally posted by: mikebb
The problem with driving in general in this country is everyone thinks they're King of the damn Road. Guy riding my bumper; I'll slam on my brakes and show him! Guy driving too slow on my road; I'll ride his tail! Flip him off, cut him off, and on and on....until you meet up with an idiot who goes one step stupider than you, like pulling a gun on your geek a$$.
Anytime I get into a situation like someone riding my bumper with no way out (ie I'm on the interstate but in the SLOW lane, or a one-lane road) I do my best to let the other guy by, and otherwise mind my own business. I know better than to think I'm gonna teach anyone any lessons out on the road, like I said earlier. Ask yourself, if you were tailgating someone, for whatever dumb reason, and they slammed on their brakes, would you think to yourself "Gee, he really taught me!" NO! Stop trying to be fvcking vigilantes people!
Please post more often.![]()