Thats the yard guy your wife is banging while your at work.....No, that's his yard guy.
Funny you should say that....I'm a doormat!
I need to be more manly! Is there a book I can buy? Maybe the art of being a macho man.
Doubtful, I am the yard guy.Thats the yard guy your wife is banging while your at work.....
Jeeesuuuuusssss Highland!! That has a nice ring to it!!!Doubtful, I am the yard guy.
Can I be the Highland Jesus?Jeeesuuuuusssss Highland!! That has a nice ring to it!!!
Very nice comeback!!!
Doubtful, I am the yard guy.
Nope but I am the housekeeper, too.That's what you think...are you also the pool guy...because Boomer's pool service is parked in your driveway 2-3 times per week...
Nope but I am the housekeeper, too.
You're the one that keeps coming by.I really wish you looked better in that French maid outfit...
You're the one that keeps coming by.
Viagra, $50 per. They love me. Their wives, not so much.Highlander's milkshake brings all the boomers to the yard.
So you fudge pack male boomers?Viagra, $50 per. They love me. Their wives, not so much.
^ That's me behind the wheel.So I'm in Fresno now. Next time I come to California I want to drive a snowplow. That way i can just plow all the left lane <beep> into the median. It's probably just a function of having so many people here but California has got to have the biggest selection of clueless <beep> <beep> <beep> useless wastes of carbon to ever molest a steering wheel. Other than that, people seem very nice.
Cool. Let's have some Scrumpy Jack if I ever fly your way again.i am weird
im 1. very difficult to approach
2. super-friendly and willing to go through hell to help others
but 3. also secretly planning to destroy the universe and murder everyone
N.3 isn't going to happen probably, but i'm keeping my chances open.
i'm gonna have to turn down that offer, however i can be persuaded with some brewdog or some williams brothers beer.Cool. Let's have some Scrumpy Jack if I ever fly your way again.
Done....one day.i'm gonna have to turn down that offer, however i can be persuaded with some brewdog or some williams brothers beer.
douche bag or douche nozzle???? heheheeeeI do have it in me to be a genuinely nice guy ... like 7-8 material.
Unfortunately I tend to lean towards cranky douche-bag day-to-day.
Important.douche bag or douche nozzle???? heheheeee