How many guys' asses could you KICK?

[DanJ]

Roughly 1/2 to 1 I figure.

 

[Harvey]

All of them, if they'd volunteer hold still while I took aim and promise not to retialiate. Otherwise, why bother?

 

[TallBill]

as long as i kick yours vboy.. as long as i kick yours

 

[VBboy]

Originally posted by: TallBill
as long as i kick yours vboy.. as long as i kick yours

TallBill, 1. stop calling me Vboy and 2. tell me where you live

 

[Konigin]

I don't know, never tried. I think it would depend on the guy, girls aren't very good at beating up people the size of LordMaul. If it was a skinny runt I could probably handle it.

 

[crisp82]

if someone came up behind me with a baseball bat, there wouldn't be much i could do.

sure you can, you lunge at them, they can't swing then.

Being 6'2" and weighing around 210lb I am not the biggest of people, but if the other person has pissed me off enough to get in a fight (bearing in mind I don't fight if I can help it) then I think I would do some damage. It all depends on the situation and my mood to be honest, oh, and the stakes....

 

[StageLeft]

sure you can, you lunge at them, they can't swing then.

I hope you're quick because believe me there aren't many people that could lunge me before I could whallop them with a bat if I had it ready to swing. I can swing a lot faster than you can lunge

My fighting abilities are probably average, ie, not so good at all. That's why I have big man muscles to scare people away.

 

[crisp82]

LMAO!!!!!

That's why I have big man muscles to scare people away.

Sounds like a girls description of biceps!!!!!

 

[Red Dawn]

Your typical fight

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Your typical fight

I especially enjoyed the slllllloooooooowwww turning elbow the guy on the left tries to do. Must be an expert in Muay Thai .

 

[B00ne]

How should I know that?


And why should I kick someones ass?

 

[Zebo]

This thread has more testosterone and stupity than a WWF cage match. I would love to see 3 and 4 dudes get a beating by anyone of you geeks.

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Your typical fight

OMG that's good!

 

[Geekbabe]

None but then I don't need to, I'm a slick Mick and could probably charm several folks into doing it for me,if the need arose

 

[VBboy]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
None but then I don't need to, I'm a slick Mick and could probably charm several folks into doing it for me,if the need arose

Charm me, charm me

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: VBboy

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
None but then I don't need to, I'm a slick Mick and could probably charm several folks into doing it for me,if the need arose

Charm me, charm me

You haven't shown me any reason why I'd want to,altruism ain't my long suite

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Your typical fight

BWAHAHAA

did you notice how long it took for people to break it up? they were probably laughing their asses off watching

 

[crisp82]

This thread has more testosterone and stupity than a WWF cage match. I would love to see 3 and 4 dudes get a beating by anyone of you geeks.

Love the terminology.

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: Syringer
Depends on how many bullets are in my gun.

We have a winner!

The truth is, for all the cool stuff in action movies, there is a reason why people say to never bring a knife to a gun fight. That applies even more so to showing up to a gun fight without any weapons.

: ) Hopper

 

[SilverThief]

Hahaha! Good one Red Dawn.

 

[Antoneo]

I think the real question is...

Does crazy beat big?

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: SilverThief
Hahaha! Good one Red Dawn.

The thing is most fights end up looking like that. Everyone pictures themselves landing a Mije Tyson uppercut to the jaw of their opponent but when push gets to shove most people wouldn't know how to throw a punch that would do much damage.Just like those dweebs they end up throw arm punches that would only bloody a nose at best and usually just be shrugged off. As you can tell by watching that video, by the time the fight was broken up one guy was totally exhausted and the other wasn't in to good of shape either..even though they were endurance athletes (Bike Racers)

 

[nativesunshine]

I still see "LICK"!!!!

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: SilverThief
Hahaha! Good one Red Dawn.

The thing is most fights end up looking like that. Everyone pictures themselves landing a Mije Tyson uppercut to the jaw of their opponent but when push gets to shove most people wouldn't know how to throw a punch that would do much damage.Just like those dweebs they end up throw arm punches that would only bloody a nose at best and usually just be shrugged off. As you can tell by watching that video, by the time the fight was broken up one guy was totally exhausted and the other wasn't in to good of shape either..even though they were endurance athletes (Bike Racers)

Could be be because they were in a MARATHON?!

As for your other points, I agree completely.

 

[Jugernot]

Dunno haven't ever gotten into a fight with more that one guy before... but I'd be willing to guess most of you are talking out of your ass. If you can take down 2 guys, what makes you think they couldn't also take down two? Are you more badass than some other shmuch on the street? probably not...