How many guys' asses could you KICK?

Kev · Mar 18, 2003

I could kick about 20 guys asses at once, as long as 19 of them surrounded me in a circle while I fought one at a time.

toant103 · Mar 18, 2003

Originally posted by: VBboy
If you were attacked, how many guys' asses could you kick?

I could probably take 2 down

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eclipso20 · Mar 18, 2003

maybe two........ depending on how many i can kick in the crotch before i drop

DAPUNISHER · Mar 18, 2003

If any of you have even half a brain, you'd better think along the lines of how many guys you could out run not out fight

Kev · Mar 18, 2003

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER
If any of you have even half a brain, you'd better think along the lines of how many guys you could out run not out fight

be quiet or i'll kick your ass!

VBboy · Mar 18, 2003

Originally posted by: maladroit

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER
If any of you have even half a brain, you'd better think along the lines of how many guys you could out run not out fight

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be quiet or i'll kick your ass!

Count me in for the ass kicking of the weakling DAPUNISHER

DAPUNISHER · Mar 18, 2003

I'll bet I can out run both of you

if not well............ the guilty will be punished

DrPizza · Mar 18, 2003

It depends on the motivation, strength, and intelligence of the attackers....
Notice, I say attackers. I wouldn't kick any guys asses if I can avoid the fight.

If it's 2 on 1, my first shot has to stop 1 of the attackers... then it's 1 on 1 and I have a chance.
If my first shot doesn't succeed, I'm going to be in trouble.

If there are more than 2, it comes down to luck.
Knowing martial arts helps (Tae Kwon Do)
But, it helps your confidence more than anything...
If they get me on the ground and pile on top of me, I'm doomed.
But, if one leads the attack, I'll attempt to take him out with as brutal of a kick as possible (maybe a really hard back kick to the sternum- should knock him back quite a ways). Then my attitude and attacker's motivation really comes into play. If I can stand there and say something like "okay, 5 on 1 was even, but now it's 4 on 1... are you guys sure you want to put yourselves through this?" I cross my fingers that they back down.
(I doubt I can surprise them again with a similar kick. If they don't back down, I'm screwed)

It's funny... the people who've taken martial arts know that it won't really help a whole heckuva lot in a street fight.... an initial advantage, especially if your opponent(s) don't expect a few things...

But, people who haven't taken martial arts more often seem to think that it emparts a huge advantage, thus the confidence (or pretending to be confident) will possibly make them back down instead of fighting (when you don't have control to avoid the fight... cornered or something).

When taking lessons in college, I was stopped by 4 or 5 big football players while they made fun of my uniform (I washed it in hot water, and it shrunk, going only halfway down from my knee to ankle. Semi-jokingly, I kicked the baseball cap off one of the players... 5 big football players were instantly intimidated by me. They could have kicked my a** in a heartbeat if they wanted to, but didn't know it.

VBboy · Mar 18, 2003

With all due respect to Taek Won Do (which I took for 2 years), there are far deadlier martial arts out there

Karate, for example. You don't want to have good form or beautiful kicks on the street, you want to punch someone where it hurts, and be done with it

However, I would definitely like to see a 4 against 4 fight in the Shaolin style!

Just please none of that Hidden Tiger Flying Dragon junk.

slycat · Mar 18, 2003

How many guys' asses could you KICK?

erm...if they bend over, i could prolly kick like 500 before my legs get tired.

slycat · Mar 18, 2003

on a serious note,...i wouldn't make fun of midgets...
their height gives them a distinct advantage to headbutting your groin;...or biting it.

Rufio · Mar 18, 2003

i'm a lover, not a fighter!

fighting is too unpredictable. avoid the fight, and use your brain to get out of it!

Schadenfreude · Mar 18, 2003

Originally posted by: TheeeChosenOne

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: TheeeChosenOne
I've taken on 4 medium (5'9") sized guys and easily won.

When they rush you at once, it's more difficult. But my size and power (6'4") is usually overwhelming.

For a guy my size or bigger, I'd use more of my lethal Kenpo skills, and would take him down with drastic maneuvers. It took me less than 10 seconds to neutralize a 6'5" guy once (b/c of Kenpo). The guy couldn't believe how dirty and lethal the confrontation was. He said he couldn't breathe right for 1 day when I saw him a week later.

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Thanks for letting us know that your Kenpo moves are "lethal"

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Kenpo has taught me to instictively immobilize someone QUICKLY. It's difficult to hold back b/c you're taught in class rather destructive maneuvers. You're taught to exploit every vulnerability in the human body--leading up to life threatening maneuvers.

Again, thanks for letting us know you possess "destructive" and "life-threatening" manuevers. No, really.

VBboy · Mar 18, 2003

Originally posted by: Rufio
i'm a lover, not a fighter!

fighting is too unpredictable. avoid the fight, and use your brain to get out of it!

So basically you're saying if a couple of guys attacked you, you'd offer to "make love" instead of getting your ass kicked?! (insert into here ---> :Q )

Schadenfreude · Mar 18, 2003

Originally posted by: VBboy

Originally posted by: Rufio
i'm a lover, not a fighter!

fighting is too unpredictable. avoid the fight, and use your brain to get out of it!

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So basically you're saying if a couple of guys attacked you, you'd offer to "make love" instead of getting your ass kicked?! (insert into here ---> :Q )

ROFL

loosliptcomptrola · Mar 18, 2003

Originally posted by: Koing

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: nativesunshine

Originally posted by: VBboy
If you were attacked, how many guys' asses could you kick?

I could probably take 2 down

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For some strange reason...I saw "How many guy's asses would you lick".

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So did I... We have a lot in common.

Busy tonight?

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Same here!

I'd say 4 guys. Not 4 experts but 4 joe blogs. Very fast at kicking. Would of course avoid kicking if I was on cobble stones and if the ground was wet and slippery. Would straight thrust kick one. Wouldn't turn my back to them at all. Then go for the nearest guy and grab his head and smash that to my elbow. Get the other guy with a kick and finuish up . I'm a bit of a pyscho when it comes to fighting.

When I was in school these 2 guys were talking and we got on talking about fighting. I said to them that I could take them both at the same time. They called BS on that. I said lets go fight now. They didn't fight.

I know my limitations but those guys I could take. I also fancy my chances against a guy with a knife . If he manages to st@b me I'll drive my thumb in to one of his eye sockets and then kick the crap out of him! Jump up and stomp on his head and REALLY squash the cr@p out of it. Then maybe go more mental on his face and limbs. <--- told you I was a bit of a pyscho when it comes to fighting.

(It all matters on how experienced at fighting these guys are)

Great, you can lick 4 guys' asses. You're pretty ghey

snidy1 · Mar 19, 2003

I got my @ss kicked by four punks once, but not before I broke ones nose and another ones ribs.

imported_Tomato · Mar 19, 2003

Probably 1, depending on his size and whether or not I was really riled up...

Sunner · Mar 19, 2003

I used to get into alot of fights when I was like 7-18, and actually won most of the times simply cause back then, noone knew how to fight, I was just bigger than everyone else.

Now..Im gonna have to agree with the peeps who said "This is a lame question".
Anyone who makes some kind of general "I could kick one small guy and his grandma, but not a big guy and his dad" statement would most likely get their ass kicked by my lazy fat cat.

You'll know once it's over, not one second before that(Unless you're Arnold Schwarzenegger, I don't know if he's a good fighter, but he kicks ass anyway, "I'll be back"

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psy44 · Mar 19, 2003

These two kids that are the same age as me tried to jump me, at first they had me pretty bad. I was able to recover and after I was seriously pissed I slammed one kids head into a locker a few times. Good Times.......

J5im8yo · Mar 19, 2003

Couple hundred

slider64 · Mar 20, 2003

If they are deaf and blind, I could prolly take out 1 or 2 with some help. But on the other hand if it is a nine year old girl with pigtails count me out.

yoda291 · Mar 20, 2003

I can take on swarms of newborns. Bring them on!!!

VBboy · Mar 20, 2003

Yay, my idiotic ass-kicking thread is back

Shockwave · Mar 20, 2003

If they caught me after partyin with my bad influence friends, just to make it fair for them I'd let you pick the two. Then I'd proceed to beat the living hell out of them.
Otherwise, I use my secret martial arts move called the Scared Chicken.

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