How many guys' asses could you KICK?

[KokomoGST]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: SilverThief
Hahaha! Good one Red Dawn.

The thing is most fights end up looking like that. Everyone pictures themselves landing a Mije Tyson uppercut to the jaw of their opponent but when push gets to shove most people wouldn't know how to throw a punch that would do much damage.Just like those dweebs they end up throw arm punches that would only bloody a nose at best and usually just be shrugged off. As you can tell by watching that video, by the time the fight was broken up one guy was totally exhausted and the other wasn't in to good of shape either..even though they were endurance athletes (Bike Racers)

Hehe, basketball players, baseball, football, whatever the sport is... it seems the brawls are all quite lame looking. Shaq, Reggie, whoever look like they're swinging their arms like girls whenever they throw punches.
Hockey fights are fun, but then they do it all the time and have experience in doing it if they're enforcers.

Don't any of you know how to fight dirty? Shots to the ribs, palm to the nose, kidney shots, crotch shots, windpipe shots, gouging, scratching, biting, whatever... I'm pretty strong for my size since I do strength training on a regular basis. If you fight dirty you should be able to at least down one guy before they wise up.

My only fight I fought dirty... guy tried to hit first, I stomped on his foot HARD to throw off his punch which gave me enough time to reel back for a big roundhouse to his mug. I didn't knock him out but he was on his @$$ completely dazed. If I'm facing a group, I'd try every trick I know to try to get enough time to run! Your @$$ can't be kicked if your @$$ isn't around!

 

[prodigy]

Originally posted by: KokomoGST

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: SilverThief
Hahaha! Good one Red Dawn.

The thing is most fights end up looking like that. Everyone pictures themselves landing a Mije Tyson uppercut to the jaw of their opponent but when push gets to shove most people wouldn't know how to throw a punch that would do much damage.Just like those dweebs they end up throw arm punches that would only bloody a nose at best and usually just be shrugged off. As you can tell by watching that video, by the time the fight was broken up one guy was totally exhausted and the other wasn't in to good of shape either..even though they were endurance athletes (Bike Racers)

Hehe, basketball players, baseball, football, whatever the sport is... it seems the brawls are all quite lame looking. Shaq, Reggie, whoever look like they're swinging their arms like girls whenever they throw punches.
Hockey fights are fun, but then they do it all the time and have experience in doing it if they're enforcers.

Don't any of you know how to fight dirty? Shots to the ribs, palm to the nose, kidney shots, crotch shots, windpipe shots, gouging, scratching, biting, whatever... I'm pretty strong for my size since I do strength training on a regular basis. If you fight dirty you should be able to at least down one guy before they wise up.

My only fight I fought dirty... guy tried to hit first, I stomped on his foot HARD to throw off his punch which gave me enough time to reel back for a big roundhouse to his mug. I didn't knock him out but he was on his @$$ completely dazed. If I'm facing a group, I'd try every trick I know to try to get enough time to run! Your @$$ can't be kicked if your @$$ isn't around!

Really? This looks like it hurt.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

3 to 4 mini-mes

 

[VBboy]

Originally posted by: yamahaXS
3 to 4 mini-mes

I guess you didn't see the movie "Cradle 2 the Grave". That Mini-me could kick ALL of our behinds.

 

[brentman]

I'd say one, maybe two... but I bet I'm faster than all 4 of them!!!

 

[Arkitech]

Originally posted by: VBboy
If you were attacked, how many guys' asses could you kick?

I could probably take 2 down


** If you read "lick" instead of "kick", join the team - read posts below **

Ok here's a little advice

1. Get rid of the macho attitude, anyone who's been in a few fights knows that fights are for the most part unpredictable. If you go walking around thinking you can kick 2 guys asses at once you're in for a shock. You'd be lucky to consistently kick the ass of one person.

2. Never under estimate anyone, absolutely never. That fat nerdy guy with the glasses could have been a former combat instructor. The skinny guy with puny arms could be carrying a knife in his coat. That short guy who looks like a geek could have spent his last five years in a prison or correctional facility. The point is that you can't always sum up what the other guy is capable of.

3. Get rid of the macho attitude

 

[TheeeChosenOne]

I've taken on 4 medium (5'9") sized guys and easily won.

When they rush you at once, it's more difficult. But my size and power (6'4") is usually overwhelming.

For a guy my size or bigger, I'd use more of my lethal Kenpo skills, and would take him down with drastic maneuvers. It took me less than 10 seconds to neutralize a 6'5" guy once (b/c of Kenpo). The guy couldn't believe how dirty and lethal the confrontation was. He said he couldn't breathe right for 1 day when I saw him a week later.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: TheeeChosenOne
I've taken on 4 medium (5'9") sized guys and easily won.

When they rush you at once, it's more difficult. But my size and power (6'4") is usually overwhelming.

For a guy my size or bigger, I'd use more of my lethal Kenpo skills, and would take him down with drastic maneuvers. It took me less than 10 seconds to neutralize a 6'5" guy once (b/c of Kenpo). The guy couldn't believe how dirty and lethal the confrontation was. He said he couldn't breathe right for 1 day when I saw him a week later.

Thanks for letting us know that your Kenpo moves are "lethal"

.

 

[Scarpozzi]

When I was in high school, I went out for the wrestling team. 9 wrestlers and a coach all attacked me one day because it was tough to get me down. (I'm 6'4" and was about 193 at that time) There were so many people trying to pin me and knock me over that they couldn't get a decent attack together so I just kept picking people up and throwing them back about 5 feet at a time. I doubt I could do that now though....I'm 22 and old and broken down.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
When I was in high school, I went out for the wrestling team. 9 wrestlers and a coach all attacked me one day because it was tough to get me down. (I'm 6'4" and was about 193 at that time) There were so many people trying to pin me and knock me over that they couldn't get a decent attack together so I just kept picking people up and throwing them back about 5 feet at a time. I doubt I could do that now though....I'm 22 and old and broken down.

You went down on all the guys on your wrestling team??:Q

 

[VBboy]

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: TheeeChosenOne
I've taken on 4 medium (5'9") sized guys and easily won.

When they rush you at once, it's more difficult. But my size and power (6'4") is usually overwhelming.

For a guy my size or bigger, I'd use more of my lethal Kenpo skills, and would take him down with drastic maneuvers. It took me less than 10 seconds to neutralize a 6'5" guy once (b/c of Kenpo). The guy couldn't believe how dirty and lethal the confrontation was. He said he couldn't breathe right for 1 day when I saw him a week later.

Thanks for letting us know that your Kenpo moves are "lethal"

.

Ah, LOL. My two roommates were totally into Kenpo. They showed me moves that could scare Saddam himself!!

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
When I was in high school, I went out for the wrestling team. 9 wrestlers and a coach all attacked me one day because it was tough to get me down. (I'm 6'4" and was about 193 at that time) There were so many people trying to pin me and knock me over that they couldn't get a decent attack together so I just kept picking people up and throwing them back about 5 feet at a time. I doubt I could do that now though....I'm 22 and old and broken down.

You went down on all the guys on your wrestling team??:Q

No, but I went down on my girlfriend last night....since you seem to care so much about my sexual conquests.

 

[crisp82]

It is true that the more attackers there are, the harder it is for them to attack as they have to be constantly aware of everyone around them and focus hard on not getting in the way of one of their fellow attackers, while the victim can just let rip with punch after punch at anything that moves.

 

[VBboy]

Originally posted by: crisp82
It is true that the more attackers there are, the harder it is for them to attack as they have to be constantly aware of everyone around them and focus hard on not getting in the way of one of their fellow attackers, while the victim can just let rip with punch after punch at anything that moves.

No, they will still beat you senseless This only applies to professional martial artists (not me ). If a bunch of guys jump a normal guy, that normal guy will get a beating of his lifetime Sure, one of the attackers may hit another one by accident, but the majority of them will still land on our guy in question.

 

[Scarpozzi]

True....the main caveat to my story is that it was on school property and non really a fight. No one was trying to kill me.....

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: VBboy

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: TheeeChosenOne
I've taken on 4 medium (5'9") sized guys and easily won.

When they rush you at once, it's more difficult. But my size and power (6'4") is usually overwhelming.

For a guy my size or bigger, I'd use more of my lethal Kenpo skills, and would take him down with drastic maneuvers. It took me less than 10 seconds to neutralize a 6'5" guy once (b/c of Kenpo). The guy couldn't believe how dirty and lethal the confrontation was. He said he couldn't breathe right for 1 day when I saw him a week later.

Thanks for letting us know that your Kenpo moves are "lethal"

.

Ah, LOL. My two roommates were totally into Kenpo. They showed me moves that could scare Saddam himself!!

Meh. A watertub with 3 inches of water is lethal too. Do I need to say it though?

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: Koing

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: nativesunshine

Originally posted by: VBboy
If you were attacked, how many guys' asses could you kick?

I could probably take 2 down

For some strange reason...I saw "How many guy's asses would you lick".

So did I... We have a lot in common.

Busy tonight?

Same here!

I'd say 4 guys. Not 4 experts but 4 joe blogs. Very fast at kicking. Would of course avoid kicking if I was on cobble stones and if the ground was wet and slippery. Would straight thrust kick one. Wouldn't turn my back to them at all. Then go for the nearest guy and grab his head and smash that to my elbow. Get the other guy with a kick and finuish up . I'm a bit of a pyscho when it comes to fighting.

When I was in school these 2 guys were talking and we got on talking about fighting. I said to them that I could take them both at the same time. They called BS on that. I said lets go fight now. They didn't fight.

I know my limitations but those guys I could take. I also fancy my chances against a guy with a knife . If he manages to st@b me I'll drive my thumb in to one of his eye sockets and then kick the crap out of him! Jump up and stomp on his head and REALLY squash the cr@p out of it. Then maybe go more mental on his face and limbs. <--- told you I was a bit of a pyscho when it comes to fighting.

(It all matters on how experienced at fighting these guys are)

HAHAHAHAHA LMAO I also fancy my chances against a guy with a knife'

I knew a top Nijitsu instructor once who said simply this: Knife? Run away. You can never win a knife fight, I can never win a knife fight.

Seeing as I would readily believe there was pretty much no-one he wouldn't be able to 'have', I listened to his wisdom.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: Koing

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: nativesunshine

Originally posted by: VBboy
If you were attacked, how many guys' asses could you kick?

I could probably take 2 down

For some strange reason...I saw "How many guy's asses would you lick".

So did I... We have a lot in common.

Busy tonight?

Same here!

I'd say 4 guys. Not 4 experts but 4 joe blogs. Very fast at kicking. Would of course avoid kicking if I was on cobble stones and if the ground was wet and slippery. Would straight thrust kick one. Wouldn't turn my back to them at all. Then go for the nearest guy and grab his head and smash that to my elbow. Get the other guy with a kick and finuish up . I'm a bit of a pyscho when it comes to fighting.

When I was in school these 2 guys were talking and we got on talking about fighting. I said to them that I could take them both at the same time. They called BS on that. I said lets go fight now. They didn't fight.

I know my limitations but those guys I could take. I also fancy my chances against a guy with a knife . If he manages to st@b me I'll drive my thumb in to one of his eye sockets and then kick the crap out of him! Jump up and stomp on his head and REALLY squash the cr@p out of it. Then maybe go more mental on his face and limbs. <--- told you I was a bit of a pyscho when it comes to fighting.

(It all matters on how experienced at fighting these guys are)

HAHAHAHAHA LMAO I also fancy my chances against a guy with a knife'

I knew a top Nijitsu instructor once who said simply this: Knife? Run away. You can never win a knife fight, I can never win a knife fight.

Seeing as I would readily believe there was pretty much no-one he wouldn't be able to 'have', I listened to his wisdom.

Agreed .

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
When I was in high school, I went out for the wrestling team. 9 wrestlers and a coach all attacked me one day because it was tough to get me down. (I'm 6'4" and was about 193 at that time) There were so many people trying to pin me and knock me over that they couldn't get a decent attack together so I just kept picking people up and throwing them back about 5 feet at a time. I doubt I could do that now though....I'm 22 and old and broken down.

You went down on all the guys on your wrestling team??:Q

No, but I went down on my girlfriend last night....since you seem to care so much about my sexual conquests.

South of the Border where the Tuna Fish Play?

 

[Copperman]

I think I could take about 37 out cause of my exceptional balance and cat like speed....
but if you threw a 38th person in there then that would throw off my balance....

So i will safely say 37 unless 2 are whinos that were falling down drunk then I would say 39
but that is because the 2 wouldn't take much to knock down... but
safely I will say 37......

hehehe just joking...

I wouldn't want to find out cause 1. I hate getting hit
and 2. I am not a fighter...

Cliff

 

[VBboy]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
When I was in high school, I went out for the wrestling team. 9 wrestlers and a coach all attacked me one day because it was tough to get me down. (I'm 6'4" and was about 193 at that time) There were so many people trying to pin me and knock me over that they couldn't get a decent attack together so I just kept picking people up and throwing them back about 5 feet at a time. I doubt I could do that now though....I'm 22 and old and broken down.

You went down on all the guys on your wrestling team??:Q

No, but I went down on my girlfriend last night....since you seem to care so much about my sexual conquests.

South of the Border where the Tuna Fish Play?

Using expressions like that, no wonder you don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend --

 

[crisp82]

You went down on all the guys on your wrestling team??

No, but I went down on my girlfriend last night....since you seem to care so much about my sexual conquests.

South of the Border where the Tuna Fish Play?

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: VBboy

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
When I was in high school, I went out for the wrestling team. 9 wrestlers and a coach all attacked me one day because it was tough to get me down. (I'm 6'4" and was about 193 at that time) There were so many people trying to pin me and knock me over that they couldn't get a decent attack together so I just kept picking people up and throwing them back about 5 feet at a time. I doubt I could do that now though....I'm 22 and old and broken down.

You went down on all the guys on your wrestling team??:Q

No, but I went down on my girlfriend last night....since you seem to care so much about my sexual conquests.

South of the Border where the Tuna Fish Play?

Using expressions like that, no wonder you don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend --

I don't? That would be news to my girlfriend. And I do apologize for that comment. I'm a big Soprano's fan and I was just quoting Tony from one of the episodes

 

[TheeeChosenOne]

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: TheeeChosenOne
I've taken on 4 medium (5'9") sized guys and easily won.

When they rush you at once, it's more difficult. But my size and power (6'4") is usually overwhelming.

For a guy my size or bigger, I'd use more of my lethal Kenpo skills, and would take him down with drastic maneuvers. It took me less than 10 seconds to neutralize a 6'5" guy once (b/c of Kenpo). The guy couldn't believe how dirty and lethal the confrontation was. He said he couldn't breathe right for 1 day when I saw him a week later.

Thanks for letting us know that your Kenpo moves are "lethal"

.

Kenpo has taught me to instictively immobilize someone QUICKLY. It's difficult to hold back b/c you're taught in class rather destructive maneuvers. You're taught to exploit every vulnerability in the human body--leading up to life threatening maneuvers.

 

[DivideBYZero]

I for one think that we should take turns to Kick VBboys ass, counting how many of us he can batter.

I'll go first (save all you others from getting hurt, I'LL KICK HIS ASS!)...