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How many guys' asses could you KICK?

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Originally posted by: morkinva
hehe thanks for one of the funniest threads ever 😀

Anyhow, I can't fight, nor can I run - don't hurt me ?
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That's just what we want to hear. GEEKS, GET HIM!!! 😀
Or take some Taek Won Do 🙂
 
Well are they like VBboy or are they like morkinva?

If they're like VBboy, bah... 2.

If they're like morkinva... keep 'em coming.
 
Originally posted by: Koing
Originally posted by: LordMaul
Originally posted by: nativesunshine
Originally posted by: VBboy
If you were attacked, how many guys' asses could you kick?

I could probably take 2 down 🙂
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For some strange reason...I saw "How many guy's asses would you lick".
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So did I... We have a lot in common.

Busy tonight?



😀
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Same here!

I'd say 4 guys. Not 4 experts but 4 joe blogs. Very fast at kicking. Would of course avoid kicking if I was on cobble stones and if the ground was wet and slippery. Would straight thrust kick one. Wouldn't turn my back to them at all. Then go for the nearest guy and grab his head and smash that to my elbow. Get the other guy with a kick and finuish up 😀. I'm a bit of a pyscho when it comes to fighting.

When I was in school these 2 guys were talking and we got on talking about fighting. I said to them that I could take them both at the same time. They called BS on that. I said lets go fight now. They didn't fight.

I know my limitations but those guys I could take. I also fancy my chances against a guy with a knife 😀. If he manages to st@b me I'll drive my thumb in to one of his eye sockets and then kick the crap out of him! Jump up and stomp on his head and REALLY squash the cr@p out of it. Then maybe go more mental on his face and limbs. <--- told you I was a bit of a pyscho when it comes to fighting.

(It all matters on how experienced at fighting these guys are)
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<read that like Daffy Duck was saying it.....I'm dying over over here

 
I'm fairly solid, 6' 215lbs and my daily work routine includes alot of strenuous activity. I'd like to think I could do some serious damage before I took a beating.

 
i'm not 12 years old anymore, so i don't sit around & talk/think about it too much.

also, i don't go to places where cretins get drunk & challenge you to fight.
 
Originally posted by: Spamela
i'm not 12 years old anymore, so i don't sit around & talk/think about it too much.

also, i don't go to places where cretins get drunk & challenge you to fight.
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Well, it's kind of not up to you if you go out for a coffee, or step out of your office, etc. And this wasn't to be taken entirely seriously. But "grown-ups" do get their asses kicked, and have to kick asses back in return.
 
Originally posted by: VBboy
Originally posted by: Spamela
i'm not 12 years old anymore, so i don't sit around & talk/think about it too much.

also, i don't go to places where cretins get drunk & challenge you to fight.
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Well, it's kind of not up to you if you go out for a coffee, or step out of your office, etc. And this wasn't to be taken entirely seriously. But "grown-ups" do get their asses kicked, and have to kick asses back in return.
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i suppose it happens. if someone came up behind me with a baseball bat, there wouldn't be much i could do.
 
Well Im 6"5 270 and I have been in 3 fight were it was 2 on 1, I won twice and got my A$$ kicked once.
That being said I have had my @ss kicked by just one guy who was smaller then me, so I would say I have been in around 30 to 40 fights and won close to 90% of them.
Not bad.😀

That was when I was younger, Im 35 last fight I was in I was 25 had enough of that silly $hit😀
 
Depends...if the option was "getting my ass kicked" or "kicking someone else's ass", I could kick one ass.

If the option was "kicking someone else's ass" or "having to lick some guy's ass", I could kick as many asses as necessary. 😉
 
Originally posted by: Turin39789
i think all of you guys who saw lick instead of kick, have a little freudian slip problem going on, not something i would have admitted to.






My dad could beat up your dad
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.
 
Im a pretty small guy, but I know how to fight. Im more of a wrestler then a fighter though. If they are both average sized guys with average knowledge of fighting I could take 2. Possibly 3 if I were lucky, if they are alot bigger then me and alot stronger I would have problems with even one.
 
Originally posted by: VBboy
Originally posted by: morkinva
hehe thanks for one of the funniest threads ever 😀

Anyhow, I can't fight, nor can I run - don't hurt me ?
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That's just what we want to hear. GEEKS, GET HIM!!! 😀
Or take some Taek Won Do 🙂
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You talking about Take-My-Dough?😕

*Runs*
 
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