How many guys' asses could you KICK?

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human2k

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Originally posted by: nativesunshine
Originally posted by: VBboy
If you were attacked, how many guys' asses could you kick?

I could probably take 2 down :)
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For some strange reason...I saw "How many guy's asses would you lick".
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Indeed, me 2.
 
Koing

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Originally posted by: Tripleshot
If you need to talk about it, more than likely you couldn't do one.

This is a real juvenile thread.

Get a life, dude.


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wtf? We talk about computers here does that mean we don't know how to use computers or other things?

We talk about things because we want to or we want to know other things.

The fact that VBoy just made this thread because he wanted to know. Whats juvenile about this thread?

 
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Originally posted by: DaveSohmer
Originally posted by: Koing

Originally posted by: VBboy
If you were attacked, how many guys' asses could you kick?

I could probably take 2 down :)
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I'd say 4 guys. Not 4 experts but 4 joe blogs. Very fast at kicking. Would of course avoid kicking if I was on cobble stones and if the ground was wet and slippery. Would straight thrust kick one. Wouldn't turn my back to them at all. Then go for the nearest guy and grab his head and smash that to my elbow. Get the other guy with a kick and finuish up :D. I'm a bit of a pyscho when it comes to fighting.

When I was in school these 2 guys were talking and we got on talking about fighting. I said to them that I could take them both at the same time. They called BS on that. I said lets go fight now. They didn't fight.

I know my limitations but those guys I could take. I also fancy my chances against a guy with a knife :D. If he manages to st@b me I'll drive my thumb in to one of his eye sockets and then kick the crap out of him! Jump up and stomp on his head and REALLY squash the cr@p out of it. Then maybe go more mental on his face and limbs. <--- told you I was a bit of a pyscho when it comes to fighting.

(It all matters on how experienced at fighting these guys are)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
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Funniest thread so far. :D Buahaha...
 
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VBboy

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Originally posted by: Koing
Originally posted by: Tripleshot
If you need to talk about it, more than likely you couldn't do one.

This is a real juvenile thread.

Get a life, dude.


rolleye.gif
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wtf? We talk about computers here does that mean we don't know how to use computers or other things?

We talk about things because we want to or we want to know other things.

The fact that VBoy just made this thread because he wanted to know. Whats juvenile about this thread?
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Tripleshot probably got jumped on the street, but he stabbed all his attackers in the face and told the police to f*ck off. They arrested him for excessive self-defense, and now he's pissed at the world :)
 
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WinkOsmosis

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None. I can't kick anyone's ass. I can run away real good though. Almost everyone here is the same but they just won't admit it.
 
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Turin39789

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i think all of you guys who saw lick instead of kick, have a little freudian slip problem going on, not something i would have admitted to.






My dad could beat up your dad
 
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WinkOsmosis

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Originally posted by: Turin39789
i think all of you guys who saw lick instead of kick, have a little freudian slip problem going on, not something i would have admitted to.






My dad could beat up your dad
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I saw lick. I decided not to say anything....
 
Koing

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Originally posted by: Turin39789
i think all of you guys who saw lick instead of kick, have a little freudian slip problem going on, not something i would have admitted to.






My dad could beat up your dad
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I bet he can't! Also my dad can beat your dad with one hand tied behind his back! ;)

(dam I thought that seen in Rush Hour 2 was pretty funny when Jackie and Chris were bragging about their dads)
 
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VBboy

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Originally posted by: Koing
Originally posted by: Turin39789
i think all of you guys who saw lick instead of kick, have a little freudian slip problem going on, not something i would have admitted to.






My dad could beat up your dad
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I bet he can't! Also my dad can beat your dad with one hand tied behind his back! ;)

(dam I thought that seen in Rush Hour 2 was pretty funny when Jackie and Chris were bragging about their dads)
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Is that how your Dad likes to beat himself in the shower? :D (Saw that on X-Files)
 
UncleWai

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If there are boxes that I can camp and can bunnyhop, I would say 8. That's if I still have 100 health and 100 flak to begin with.
 
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merlocka

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Anyone explaining how well they can fight (and exactly how they would beat up 4 guys) on the internet would probably get their @ss handed to them by a 8 year old girl with MS.

 
MustangSVT

MustangSVT

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Originally posted by: VBboy
If you were attacked, how many guys' asses could you kick?

I could probably take 2 down :)


** If you read "lick" instead of "kick", join the team - read posts below :) **
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oh man... it would have been hilarous if it was how many "LICKS" :D

well... maybe 1 for me? or not even? depends who attacked me...

if its that Office tackling guy from reebok, its too late when im attacked :p

 
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GiLtY

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Once I saw this Tae-Kwon Do demo tape, this guy took on four guys (of course it's planned, but it's still tight). At one point he took the belt and started whipping them, it was hilarious :D
 
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VBboy

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Originally posted by: djheater
I dare you to edit the title and change "kick" to "lick" and see what happens
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Uh no thanks, I get half of my threads locked as is ;)
 
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Jgtdragon

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Well. I have training in Martial art. Its mostly for relaxing and self defense. Never really have to use it, thank goodness. I'll probably avoid all the mess and run away.
 
Lithium381

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of someones @$$!?!??!

heh, as for me, MAYBE one, i'm not to experienced in fighting, and besides that, i'm a little scrawny guy..only 150lbs
 
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tcsenter

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There are only like about 120 million possible different factors which might affect the outcome of a fight. How many guys of what size, experience, condition, strength, skill and circumstances?

Am I aware that I'm about to get into a fight with these guys? Or am I walking to my car with a bag of groceries under my arm, trying to dig my keys out of my pocket, when I'm bum rushed by these 'many' guys?

Utterly pointless question.
 
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morkinva

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hehe thanks for one of the funniest threads ever :D

Anyhow, I can't fight, nor can I run - don't hurt me ?
 
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