How long do you do number 2 for?

[skace]

I've done the full range. However my favorite is the instant ghost shit that doesn't even require wiping.

 

[child of wonder]

Used to be a speed shitter but now I sit longer like 5-10 minutes. Sometimes a straggler will drop out after the initial load.

 

[Beev]

I generally go once every 3 days. They usually take about 10 minutes, but if I'm playing my DS I'll sit there until a good stopping point comes up in game

 

[Vehemence]

What a shitty thread

 

[roid450]

1-3 minutes quick and clean always. never spent more than 5 min in the bathroom I don't think. I have a cousin that will take up to 20 minutes as well as my dad.

 

[ruu]

Originally posted by: roid450
1-3 minutes quick and clean always. never spent more than 5 min in the bathroom I don't think. I have a cousin that will take up to 20 minutes as well as my dad.

You have a cousin that will take up your dad? Uh....

There's no way I'd want to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes. My butt would get so cold! If I have to have another go at it, I'll just come back in 20 minutes.

 

[DainBramaged]

5 mins or so. That poll is amazingly even all around.

 

[AkumaX]

Originally posted by: dNor
What a shitty thread

It stinks!

 

[knawlejj]

Im surprised at how the results are so spread out in this poll. Personally I am in there for 1-3 mins. Like skace said, I'm a huge fan of the instant ghost shit.

 

[Quasmo]

When else am I supposed to play Tetris and Texas Hold'em?

 

[Quasmo]

I also poop at work, I take a $10 shit.

 

[AstroManLuca]

The only time my legs fall asleep is when I'm sitting on the floor, especially if I'm sitting cross-legged. Otherwise no. Sometimes my arms or hands fall asleep though, usually right when I get out of bed.

 

[pnad]

You mega wipers need to shave or wax your ass.

 

[imported_Imp]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
I also poop at work, I take a $10 shit.

I use to pay $5 out of my pocket to shit. That's the cost of taking public trans. to and fro school. Those school toilets were 'unacceptable'.

 

[Molondo]

i could never understand what takes so long. If you have to go, you have to go. Just open up and it slides out, whats the problem?

 

[skillyho]

lulz at the mega wipers....you peoples should invest in some babywipes. Trust that.

10-15min in the AM and usually a 5-10min in the PM.

 

[ViviTheMage]

if at work, 10-15...at home, typically 5 minutes or so...I like to play iphone games at work on the crapper...shhhh

 

[cyclohexane]

15 seconds

 

[Fayd]

i wait until i feel a bowel movement before going to the bathroom.

then it's done in less than a minute.

 

[DVad3r]

Originally posted by: skillyho
lulz at the mega wipers....you peoples should invest in some babywipes. Trust that.

10-15min in the AM and usually a 5-10min in the PM.

That's actually a good idea, I should get baby wipes. And at work I like to sit there for 30 minutes. The toilets at work are also from the 1960's, they are huge and tall, your legs dangle I'm 6 foot, it's like a throne. The only thing I hate is that 1 ply sided work toilet paper they have, that comes on that giant roll. It breaks everytime you roll it out, and I take giant pieces and fold them up to make a solid cloth.

As for schedule I can take one everyday, but sometimes I can go 2-3 days without taking one, it really depends on how active I am and what I am eating.

I will tell you though that when I used to workout on a regular basis and be on my 6 meal a day protein diet, I used to go once a day and would only drop a tiny little clump. It diden't smell and it had a pale color to it, I am assuming it was clean shit, and my body was not disposing a lot of waste since everything I ate was healthy and being used up.

 

[roid450]

Originally posted by: ruu

Originally posted by: roid450
1-3 minutes quick and clean always. never spent more than 5 min in the bathroom I don't think. I have a cousin that will take up to 20 minutes as well as my dad.

You have a cousin that will take up your dad? Uh....

There's no way I'd want to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes. My butt would get so cold! If I have to have another go at it, I'll just come back in 20 minutes.

I mean both my cousin and dad take that long. The cousin lives very far away though

 

[takeru]

depends... we just renovated our bathroom, and this is our toilet now.

variable heated seat
variable heated directional spay and intensity water sprayer
separate spray for both front (#1) and back (#2)
warm air blow dryer (lol!)

we decided the remote control option was not viable though so we didn't get that option.

the red light you see is the seat set for medium seat temperature, so your ass sits down to a nice warm seat

 

[invidia]

About 40-50 seconds. I have no anus. Whatever goes through my mouth comes out the same way.

 

[imported_Imp]

Originally posted by: skillyho
lulz at the mega wipers....you peoples should invest in some babywipes. Trust that.

10-15min in the AM and usually a 5-10min in the PM.

It's pre-emptive dumps that take the longest. You sit there to get as much out so that you won't ass-plode in the car, on the street, or have to use a non-home bathroom.

 

[bobross419]

I'm usually 20+ minutes... Read a book. Great way to get some alone time
At work I'll limit it to 10-15, but I usually can't go anywhere but home... its just wierd.

And my legs do fall asleep sometimes... and I get red marks on the top of my knees where I rest my elbows