How long do you do number 2 for?

[DVad3r]

Me around 20 minutes, sometimes more. I like to sit back and relax, read a magazine or a book. Also my legs fall asleep pretty much all the time. When I get up rdy to wipe, I have to do it quick because they wake up, and when they wake up they sting like a motha fucka, so I gotta sit back down and relax again till it goes away.

How about you guys?

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[Brainonska511]

Try eating more fiber.

 

[Flammable]

really..? 20 minutes? i take about 5-8 minutes

 

[tfinch2]

I go within 20-30 minutes of waking up every morning. It's usually a 5 second affair.

 

[miketheidiot]

i take long ones, whether my legs fall asleep depends on the seat, but normally not.

 

[Leros]

My pooping happens in 2 stages. I can either leave in between or spend the 15 minutes hanging out on the toilet.

 

[Saint Nick]

TMI.

Oh yeah, your diet SUCKS.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: DVad3r
Me around 20 minutes, sometimes more. I like to sit back and relax, read a magazine or a book. Also my legs fall asleep pretty much all the time. When I get up rdy to wipe, I have to do it quick because they wake up, and when they wake up they sting like a motha fucka, so I gotta sit back down and relax again till it goes away.

How about you guys?

weirdo

 

[shoRunner]

WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR?

 

[xanis]

There needs to be a "sometimes" option for the legs falling asleep question. Depends... most of the time I can drop one real quick and be done, but sometimes, after Mexican food and the like, it takes a while and my legs do in fact fall asleep.

 

[DVad3r]

Originally posted by: NightDarker
TMI.

Oh yeah, your diet SUCKS.

Umm my diet is amazing, I'm on the seafood diet.

 

[Twista]

2-4 minutes

 

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by: Xanis
There needs to be a "sometimes" option for the legs falling asleep question. Depends... most of the time I can drop one real quick and be done, but sometimes, after Mexican food and the like, it takes a while and my legs do in fact fall asleep.

Agreed. Depends on the food consumed on the day before.

 

[Twista]

and lol @ the OP being the only one with his legs falling asleep. Go to the Dr. ASAP =]

 

[DVad3r]

No there's people here that have their legs falling asleep after a certain amount of time on the toilet. My legs usually fall asleep past the 15 minute mark, but since my dumps last a long time each time, it's a given

 

[EvilYoda]

I know that some people can get in, get it out and be done...not me. Maybe every now and then it's a quick affair, but typically I grab my iPhone or a magazine and get ready for a 5-10 minute break

 

[DVad3r]

Originally posted by: EvilYoda
I know that some people can get in, get it out and be done...not me. Maybe every now and then it's a quick affair, but typically I grab my iPhone or a magazine and get ready for a 5-10 minute break

Same, I get my blackberry sometimes and do it big with brick breaker.

 

[irishScott]

I take these once a day at the dosage on the bottle. I basically have one big shit in the morning, lasts less than 1 minute. Then I'm good unless I eat a large amount of fiber during the day.

However, when I had food poisoning and was on the toilet all day, my legs did go to sleep after 30 minutes or so.

 

[DVad3r]

I should probably take a fiber supplement also. I really have no clue how much fiber I am eating, I don't have an issue with not being able to take a dump, and I can finish fast if I want to.

 

[manlymatt83]

Originally posted by: DVad3r

Originally posted by: NightDarker
TMI.

Oh yeah, your diet SUCKS.

Umm my diet is amazing, I'm on the seafood diet.

Does that seafood diet really work? I love seafood and could eat it all the time.

 

[CorCentral]

Shit, Shower, Shine and Shave!

I think that's right. Old Navy term I believe (40's/50's)

 

[rh71]

I do need more fiber... so it's obvious I'm in the 15+ range... and my legs do fall asleep after a while. I only go when I have to which is once every 2-3 days. This even includes fast food often... I don't know if that's good or bad that I don't get the runs.

 

[Red Squirrel]

For the actual process of pooping maybe 1-2 minutes MAX. The wiping, about 15 minutes. Damn anal hair.

Sometimes my legs will fall asleep as well. Those arn't seen a lot anymore but remember those toilet seats that had a plasticy cushion to them? They were the best, and my legs would not get numb on those.

 

[Eli]

10-15 minutes here.

 

[TallBill]

I'm a speed shitter. It's usually flying out before cheek hits seat.