How long do you do number 2 for?

[dbk]

5 mins tops...usually it's a quick, all-at-once type

 

[DVad3r]

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
For the actual process of pooping maybe 1-2 minutes MAX. The wiping, about 15 minutes. Damn anal hair.

Sometimes my legs will fall asleep as well. Those arn't seen a lot anymore but remember those toilet seats that had a plasticy cushion to them? They were the best, and my legs would not get numb on those.

Yes, anal hair fuckin sucks I will be honest and say I wipe using up half the toilet roll if not more. Also if I am at home I will shower right after. I usually try and time my shits right before I take showers.

 

[zinfamous]

no option for 1-35 minutes?

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: shoRunner
WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR?

:laugh:

first thing I wanted to post when I saw title

 

[Gothgar]

I sit and it usually falls out of me

 

[arrfep]

My legs sometimes fall asleep. I don't think it's from the sitting as much as from the weight of my upper body pressing on my legs while I lean on my elbows reading a magazine.

 

[Vehemence]

I take shits apparently really quickly because people always comment on how fast it is. 1-2 or 2-4 depending, but no more than 4.

 

[tasmanian]

5-7 only that long because I am lazy and like to zone out.

 

[Jeff7]

10-15 minute zone.

It's the 21st century and we're using paper to clean up one of the dirtier things we do on a regular basis. When you clean up at the end of a long day of work, do you take a shower with soap and water, or do you head into the bathroom with a roll of paper towels and just wipe off all the oil and dirt?

Originally posted by: TallBill
I'm a speed shitter. It's usually flying out before cheek hits seat.

I hope you can at least hit the target each time. It's gross to head into a bathroom stall and it looks like someone's ass literally exploded while they were still undoing their pants. Dogs aren't even that goddamn disgusting.

 

[erub]

well I go multiple times per day (2-3, at least)..usually 5-10 min affair (with the iPhone, of course). If it was a night of heavy drinkin and big meals..i could be in there awhile, and then the legs will fall asleep

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
10-15 minute zone.

It's the 21st century and we're using paper to clean up one of the dirtier things we do on a regular basis. When you clean up at the end of a long day of work, do you take a shower with soap and water, or do you head into the bathroom with a roll of paper towels and just wipe off all the oil and dirt?

Well why don't you just buy a bidet and get it over-with. I'm sure you'll find high pressure jets of water shooting up your ass much more pleasant.

 

[arrfep]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
10-15 minute zone.

It's the 21st century and we're using paper to clean up one of the dirtier things we do on a regular basis. When you clean up at the end of a long day of work, do you take a shower with soap and water, or do you head into the bathroom with a roll of paper towels and just wipe off all the oil and dirt?

Don't worry. The 3 Seashells will be invented any day now...

 

[coldmeat]

I still can't believe there are people that wipe standing up.

 

[Scouzer]

It takes me 6-8 minutes even if I hurry. It usually takes me 15-30 wipes to come clean (seriously)... then I have to return to the bathroom 20 minutes later for another 5 wipes. A few hours later, return again for more wipes. Before I go to bed, more wipes.

I eat a metric ton of fibre, even take Metamucil, doesn't help.

I loathe every dump I have to take.

 

[Ruptga]

I'm so fast my butt doesn't even touch the seat. However I do have a suitemate that commonly takes fifteen minutes to do his thing, guess he has some effed up bowels or something.

 

[Nocturnal]

I go after drinking a glass of water in the morning and then right before I shower I go again. I ate some crap today that wasn't so good so I've been on the toilet for a while these past few hours.

 

[Ika]

I generally get up before my legs start to lose feeling, unless I"m doing something like reading or on the laptop. I tend to keep it under 10 minutes; anything over and my legs go numb.

 

[RichardE]

You guys are fucked up :laugh:

1-2 minutes, nice and clean, like 8-10 pieces of TP. Learn 2 diet properly people

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: Jeff7
10-15 minute zone.

It's the 21st century and we're using paper to clean up one of the dirtier things we do on a regular basis. When you clean up at the end of a long day of work, do you take a shower with soap and water, or do you head into the bathroom with a roll of paper towels and just wipe off all the oil and dirt?

Well why don't you just buy a bidet and get it over-with. I'm sure you'll find high pressure jets of water shooting up your ass much more pleasant.

Sure thing, with all of the money I have lying around.

Put it this way, with my student loans, my net worth right now is negative. The bank could liquidate everything I own and still come up short.

Some day though.....

 

[grrl]

3-2-1, blast off, wipe, flush.

 

[Geocentricity]

why go sit on the throne when you know youll need more than a minute to blow it out?

 

[Q]

I'm constipated

 

[DVad3r]

Originally posted by: Scouzer
It takes me 6-8 minutes even if I hurry. It usually takes me 15-30 wipes to come clean (seriously)... then I have to return to the bathroom 20 minutes later for another 5 wipes. A few hours later, return again for more wipes. Before I go to bed, more wipes.

I eat a metric ton of fibre, even take Metamucil, doesn't help.

I loathe every dump I have to take.

I lol'd out in real life after reading that, especially the part about coming back to wipe more, I do that too

 

[imported_Imp]

I average around 10 minutes in the morning. My regular 'body schedule' is around 1pm though, so if I do it then, it's uually 1, 2, 3 go and wait for 5 minutes to be sure.

My leg only falls asleep in the morning and when I'm not 'feeling' well. The bitch sure screams when I get up though. Sometimes I have to stand and cry for 5 minutes as the blood flushes it back out.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: DVad3r
Me around 20 minutes, sometimes more. I like to sit back and relax, read a magazine or a book. Also my legs fall asleep pretty much all the time. When I get up rdy to wipe, I have to do it quick because they wake up, and when they wake up they sting like a motha fucka, so I gotta sit back down and relax again till it goes away.

How about you guys?

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wow.... just wow.... :Q