If you can't get it in real life (off of the internet), then you might as well get used to dating a man (if you're a man) or a woman (if you're a woman) online. There are 1,000's of potential significant others around within a 10 block radius, if you'll just go out into the sun and meet them. Grow the nuts and walk outsite (shower first)
Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
Heh. I'm still an insecure teenager, and so are a lot of us. throw us a friggin' bone
I just did... it was a speech like that that got me to understand what I had to do to get female friends/a girlfriend/laid on a regular basis back when I was 16 and going through the teenager thing. You want to be coddled? Go suck on your mommas teat some more. You want a woman that's not related to you to take off her clothes for you, read my above post again.
100 times.
Then read it again.
And follow it. You'll thank me 5 years from now.
EDIT: Just to make it crystal clear - there's no such thing as a pity fvck. You've gotta show something worth getting naked and sweaty for before a woman will actually do it.
Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
Heh. I'm still an insecure teenager, and so are a lot of us. throw us a friggin' bone
I just did... it was a speech like that that got me to understand what I had to do to get female friends/a girlfriend/laid on a regular basis back when I was 16 and going through the teenager thing. You want to be coddled? Go suck on your mommas teat some more. You want a woman that's not related to you to take off her clothes for you, read my above post again.
100 times.
Then read it again.
And follow it. You'll thank me 5 years from now.
EDIT: Just to make it crystal clear - there's no such thing as a pity fvck. You've gotta show something worth getting naked and sweaty for before a woman will actually do it.
no, i must wallow in self-pity and low self esteem for the rest of my life.
Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
Heh. I'm still an insecure teenager, and so are a lot of us. throw us a friggin' bone
I just did... it was a speech like that that got me to understand what I had to do to get female friends/a girlfriend/laid on a regular basis back when I was 16 and going through the teenager thing. You want to be coddled? Go suck on your mommas teat some more. You want a woman that's not related to you to take off her clothes for you, read my above post again.
100 times.
Then read it again.
And follow it. You'll thank me 5 years from now.
EDIT: Just to make it crystal clear - there's no such thing as a pity fvck. You've gotta show something worth getting naked and sweaty for before a woman will actually do it.
no, i must wallow in self-pity and low self esteem for the rest of my life.
Well then I guess you'll be visiting Nevada, the home of the legal brothel, pretty soon, won't you?
Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
Heh. I'm still an insecure teenager, and so are a lot of us. throw us a friggin' bone
I just did... it was a speech like that that got me to understand what I had to do to get female friends/a girlfriend/laid on a regular basis back when I was 16 and going through the teenager thing. You want to be coddled? Go suck on your mommas teat some more. You want a woman that's not related to you to take off her clothes for you, read my above post again.
100 times.
Then read it again.
And follow it. You'll thank me 5 years from now.
EDIT: Just to make it crystal clear - there's no such thing as a pity fvck. You've gotta show something worth getting naked and sweaty for before a woman will actually do it.
no, i must wallow in self-pity and low self esteem for the rest of my life.
Well then I guess you'll be visiting Nevada, the home of the legal brothel, pretty soon, won't you?
That reminds me, I watched a documentary on HBO about that place (the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, I think). $1500/hour.
Originally posted by: stormbv
Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
Heh. I'm still an insecure teenager, and so are a lot of us. throw us a friggin' bone
I just did... it was a speech like that that got me to understand what I had to do to get female friends/a girlfriend/laid on a regular basis back when I was 16 and going through the teenager thing. You want to be coddled? Go suck on your mommas teat some more. You want a woman that's not related to you to take off her clothes for you, read my above post again.
100 times.
Then read it again.
And follow it. You'll thank me 5 years from now.
EDIT: Just to make it crystal clear - there's no such thing as a pity fvck. You've gotta show something worth getting naked and sweaty for before a woman will actually do it.
no, i must wallow in self-pity and low self esteem for the rest of my life.
Well then I guess you'll be visiting Nevada, the home of the legal brothel, pretty soon, won't you?
That reminds me, I watched a documentary on HBO about that place (the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, I think). $1500/hour.
Wasn't that for like the mother/daughter session or something?
Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Originally posted by: stormbv
Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
Heh. I'm still an insecure teenager, and so are a lot of us. throw us a friggin' bone
I just did... it was a speech like that that got me to understand what I had to do to get female friends/a girlfriend/laid on a regular basis back when I was 16 and going through the teenager thing. You want to be coddled? Go suck on your mommas teat some more. You want a woman that's not related to you to take off her clothes for you, read my above post again.
100 times.
Then read it again.
And follow it. You'll thank me 5 years from now.
EDIT: Just to make it crystal clear - there's no such thing as a pity fvck. You've gotta show something worth getting naked and sweaty for before a woman will actually do it.
no, i must wallow in self-pity and low self esteem for the rest of my life.
Well then I guess you'll be visiting Nevada, the home of the legal brothel, pretty soon, won't you?
That reminds me, I watched a documentary on HBO about that place (the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, I think). $1500/hour.
Wasn't that for like the mother/daughter session or something?
I forget...I just remember that they are expensive.
Hot girls, though.
I assert while pointing, "You! Get nekkid and sit on my face - now."
I've been arrested a few times.
Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
Heh. I'm still an insecure teenager, and so are a lot of us. throw us a friggin' bone
I just did... it was a speech like that that got me to understand what I had to do to get female friends/a girlfriend/laid on a regular basis back when I was 16 and going through the teenager thing. You want to be coddled? Go suck on your mommas teat some more. You want a woman that's not related to you to take off her clothes for you, read my above post again.
100 times.
Then read it again.
And follow it. You'll thank me 5 years from now.
EDIT: Just to make it crystal clear - there's no such thing as a pity fvck. You've gotta show something worth getting naked and sweaty for before a woman will actually do it.
no, i must wallow in self-pity and low self esteem for the rest of my life.
Nah, I will beat it out of you and force you to ask her.
alkemyst
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Well the first thing is to see if conversation is possible. You can tell if they are trying to keep it going or let it drop.
Once you are sure conversation is mutual and they may possibly have an interest (just because someone will talk, doesn't mean they like you, even if they are laughing and having fun)...you can then ask questions which are loaded like "so where's/who's that special someone in your life?" [those corny ones] or be direct like "Are you actively dating?"
You need to have a feel for who they are to see how you ask things..if they are available they will let you know regardless of if they are dating someone else.
A reply with "...but it's nothing serious", would let you know they are interested usually and also honest. Most people will claim they are involved to let the other person down easily. Some may be involved but say they aren't because cheating is a turn-on/or they are looking for better options...whether that outcome makes you happy is another thing.
The main thing is don't say things like "Are you sure?" or "Why does that matter?" ... you will look like a puppy dog.
If they aren't married it's fair game, heck perhaps even if they are (they could be unhappy, etc)...so get a feel for the response that's "I am not single, but very interested in you" and "I am not single, and you are about 1 day away from a restraining order."
The biggest mistake I have heard guys making is that they come up and ask for a phone number or if someone would like to go to dinner without even first getting a name, or immediately after. I am sure a lot of first date blunders could have been solved if the two people would have talked to each other a bit first before jumping into a dinner with nothing but ackwardness and silence.
Once you are sure conversation is mutual and they may possibly have an interest (just because someone will talk, doesn't mean they like you, even if they are laughing and having fun)...you can then ask questions which are loaded like "so where's/who's that special someone in your life?" [those corny ones] or be direct like "Are you actively dating?"
You need to have a feel for who they are to see how you ask things..if they are available they will let you know regardless of if they are dating someone else.
A reply with "...but it's nothing serious", would let you know they are interested usually and also honest. Most people will claim they are involved to let the other person down easily. Some may be involved but say they aren't because cheating is a turn-on/or they are looking for better options...whether that outcome makes you happy is another thing
.The main thing is don't say things like "Are you sure?" or "Why does that matter?" ... you will look like a puppy dog.
If they aren't married it's fair game, heck perhaps even if they are (they could be unhappy, etc)...so get a feel for the response that's "I am not single, but very interested in you" and "I am not single, and you are about 1 day away from a restraining order."
The biggest mistake I have heard guys making is that they come up and ask for a phone number or if someone would like to go to dinner without even first getting a name, or immediately after. I am sure a lot of first date blunders could have been solved if the two people would have talked to each other a bit first before jumping into a dinner with nothing but ackwardness and silence.
This is how me and my GF got together:
1. Talked
2. Talked more often
3. "Hey wanna go do something tomorrow?"
And we just built onto that.
Also,if you're lucky:
4. "Wanna fvck?"
1. Talked
2. Talked more often
3. "Hey wanna go do something tomorrow?"
And we just built onto that.
Also,if you're lucky:
4. "Wanna fvck?"
You must be newly married? My parents have been married for like 50 years. That conversation between them would go something like:
"Honey, you wanna go see a movie tonight?"
"Eat sh-t and die you old son-of-a-b-tch."
"Hey why don't you make an appointment to see Dr. Jack Kevorkian."
"Go to hell, I'm going to live just long enough to see you die and rejoice."
"Go f-ck yourself, you old b-tch."
Ahh yes....love is a many splendored thing.
If it works, great! But.. good luck. Chances are the whole thing won't pan out/long distance will get too hard/you're talking to Bob the buttsex cowboy as opposed to sexy little Tiffany.
As for the original topic.. a good way to begin asking anyone out is "Hi...etc etc" - none of that pickup line/try real hard to be cute or funny crap.
Go up to said girl and say, "Can I take you to a movie Friday night?" *
(Change day of week and target destination as appropriate.)
Yes folks, despite what a million pimply-faced geeks on ATOT would have you believe, it really is that easy.
If she says no, so what. Try again.
With practice comes confidence, and with confidence come the chicks.
* = Once the question has been asked, shut up until she answers. You won't stick your foot in your mouth if your mouth is closed.
(Change day of week and target destination as appropriate.)
Yes folks, despite what a million pimply-faced geeks on ATOT would have you believe, it really is that easy.
If she says no, so what. Try again.
With practice comes confidence, and with confidence come the chicks.
* = Once the question has been asked, shut up until she answers. You won't stick your foot in your mouth if your mouth is closed.
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