How do I make my dog poop quicker?

[Ronstang]

Prunes.

 

[blueshoe]

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[Kyanzes]

You could try to walk the dog less frequently.

 

[RollWave]

Scare the sh*t outta him.

 

[aidanjm]

give him a treat like a tasty snack when he has finished. that wayt he'll be in a hurry to finish the next time.

also, maybe he wants some privacy, and doesn't appreciate you staring at him impatiently.

 

[skyking]

you can speed peristalsis considerably by running the dog. I toss the ball in the yard, and it takes just a couple of tosses and the job is done.

 

[tfinch2]

Let the dog take his time. Geez. How would you like it if someone gave you a 5 minute window to sh1t, whether you have to or not.

 

[episodic]

Ziplock bag around hand? Grocery sack around hand?

 

[Shadowknight]

Take him to a vet. If he's trying to urinate for a long time and fails, he may have a urinary track infection.

 

[BlancoNino]

Eat the poop and show him how much you enjoy it. Then, the dog will want to poop more often, because he knows how happy his poop makes you when you eat it.

 

[Kyanzes]

Alternatively you could simply let the dog poop inside the house. Or you could put the dog in the bathtube if you happen to have one.

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: Kyanzes
Alternatively you could simply let the dog poop inside the house. Or you could put the dog in the bathtube if you happen to have one.

:shocked:

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: spidey07
You'll just have to do a better job of training him. Use key commands like "make poopy" or whatever you like but make sure you use the same phase over and over. You command him to poop, not wait around until he feels like it. And reward him with a treat when he does it quickly. Other than than if he doesn't go in 3-4 minutes take back in and maybe scold. You're in control of the dog, not the other way around.

See the south park episode with the dog trainer to understand.

i think i would feel kinda funny telling my dog to "make poopy"

that's just not a phrase i see coming out of my mouth for some reason

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420

Originally posted by: spidey07
You'll just have to do a better job of training him. Use key commands like "make poopy" or whatever you like but make sure you use the same phase over and over. You command him to poop, not wait around until he feels like it. And reward him with a treat when he does it quickly. Other than than if he doesn't go in 3-4 minutes take back in and maybe scold. You're in control of the dog, not the other way around.

See the south park episode with the dog trainer to understand.

i think i would feel kinda funny telling my dog to "make poopy"

that's just not a phrase i see coming out of my mouth for some reason

Any key phrase works.

"Number Two!"
"Take a dump!"
"Go potty"
"Taco Bell!"

Whatever you feel like. It's not like the dog understands English.

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
Let the dog take his time. Geez. How would you like it if someone gave you a 5 minute window to sh1t, whether you have to or not.

:thumbsup:

In the winter, we used to just get one of those 30 foot leashes and let the dog run out the door, then close the door and put the looped end around the handle of the door. He did his thing then came to the door when we was ready.

Now it's fenced yard FTW. When it's cold, you just open the door and let 'em run out.

But what it does boil down to is that the dog hasn't been properly housebroken. A properly housebroken dog will tell YOU when they have to go by sitting by the door, getting excited, etc. It's also most likely that they will go immediately following a meal. As funny as it sounds, you just gotta know what time of the day your dog goes and to take them out shortly after that if they don't tell you they need to go out.

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: Injury

Originally posted by: quakefiend420

Originally posted by: spidey07
You'll just have to do a better job of training him. Use key commands like "make poopy" or whatever you like but make sure you use the same phase over and over. You command him to poop, not wait around until he feels like it. And reward him with a treat when he does it quickly. Other than than if he doesn't go in 3-4 minutes take back in and maybe scold. You're in control of the dog, not the other way around.

See the south park episode with the dog trainer to understand.

i think i would feel kinda funny telling my dog to "make poopy"

that's just not a phrase i see coming out of my mouth for some reason

Any key phrase works.

"Number Two!"
"Take a dump!"
"Go potty"
"Taco Bell!"

Whatever you feel like. It's not like the dog understands English.

we trained the dog to tell us she wanted to go out by ringing a bell...eventually she would just bring the bell in and drop it at our feet

of course, she never really bullsh1tted around when it came to using the bathroom either...yes, bad pun intended

 

[Tom]

"we trained the dog to tell us she wanted to go out by ringing a bell...eventually she would just bring the bell in and drop it at our feet "

I hope you mean the bell ?

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: Tom
"we trained the dog to tell us she wanted to go out by ringing a bell...eventually she would just bring the bell in and drop it at our feet "

I hope you mean the bell ?

lol. nice one. man I love this place.

 

[Vladslayr]

Originally posted by: yankeesfan

Originally posted by: JSFLY
stick your finger up his butt...

No i'm serious it works, not that I'd do this to my own dog tho.

How far up there would be acceptable? I can get a stick to do it.

I think the wooden stick will not be good idea. As someone spoke here, you could make injury on colon to a dog. The wood stick it is dry and will scrape out rear passage of dogs with bleeding to ensue. Try carrots. In Kiev when I the boy, our neighbor man below was Dimitri, he used for use of carrots or a narrow potato with some oil on it, that open up a dog good. It will have startling influence on a dog and it will not grow fond of it, but very soon excrements will pass. If dietary changes, can be problems. The eat of meat will be difficult for passing, and the dog will have difficult dry lump explusions. Have a dog to eat series of cabbage and after that to put carrots with oil in it anus and you it will see as easily comes outside of. I hope it helps.

Hello all friends ATOT, ok!

Vladimir,

Russian Proverb: Your elbow is close, yet you can't bite it.

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: Vladslayr

Originally posted by: yankeesfan

Originally posted by: JSFLY
stick your finger up his butt...

No i'm serious it works, not that I'd do this to my own dog tho.

How far up there would be acceptable? I can get a stick to do it.

I think the wooden stick will not be good idea. As someone spoke here, you could make injury on colon to a dog. The wood stick it is dry and will scrape out rear passage of dogs with bleeding to ensue. Try carrots. In Kiev when I the boy, our neighbor man below was Dimitri, he used for use of carrots or a narrow potato with some oil on it, that open up a dog good. It will have startling influence on a dog and it will not grow fond of it, but very soon excrements will pass. If dietary changes, can be problems. The eat of meat will be difficult for passing, and the dog will have difficult dry lump explusions. Have a dog to eat series of cabbage and after that to put carrots with oil in it anus and you it will see as easily comes outside of. I hope it helps.

Hello all friends ATOT, ok!

Vladimir,

Russian Proverb: Your elbow is close, yet you can't bite it.

shens

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: Vladslayr

Originally posted by: yankeesfan

Originally posted by: JSFLY
stick your finger up his butt...

No i'm serious it works, not that I'd do this to my own dog tho.

How far up there would be acceptable? I can get a stick to do it.

I think the wooden stick will not be good idea. As someone spoke here, you could make injury on colon to a dog. The wood stick it is dry and will scrape out rear passage of dogs with bleeding to ensue. Try carrots. In Kiev when I the boy, our neighbor man below was Dimitri, he used for use of carrots or a narrow potato with some oil on it, that open up a dog good. It will have startling influence on a dog and it will not grow fond of it, but very soon excrements will pass. If dietary changes, can be problems. The eat of meat will be difficult for passing, and the dog will have difficult dry lump explusions. Have a dog to eat series of cabbage and after that to put carrots with oil in it anus and you it will see as easily comes outside of. I hope it helps.

Hello all friends ATOT, ok!

Vladimir,

Russian Proverb: Your elbow is close, yet you can't bite it.

Didn't you have more posts than this? What happened to your other account? Are you simply an imposter?

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: hscorpio
Only go out when some hot chicks or whoever are out that you would be embarrassed to be seen with a dog pooping. If your dogs anything like mine he'll drop a huge bomb right in front of them for you.

Aint that the truth :laugh:

My dog takes forever to go too. I can't always rush it, so I don't expect him to. Just throw on a jacket, maybe gloves/hat if it's really cold.

 

[Vladslayr]

Originally posted by: goku
Didn't you have more posts than this? What happened to your other account? Are you simply an imposter?

I say time ago my email ended, cannot get in ATOT, so they send password but I cannot get, you understand, ok??? I say this before, I have new account, and thank you and hello again to old FRIENDS, FRIENDS, OK? My good friends all know me, they say, ok, welcome back.

I make advancement at work and have been in Latvia (Riga often) too, so I lost contact.

OK?

Vladimir.

 

[Meatyone]

Originally posted by: goku
Didn't you have more posts than this? What happened to your other account? Are you simply an imposter?

Do you know this guy? Who is he? I mean is he for real? I just saw another post on another thread suggesting the oily potato for dog agression too.

 

[sswingle]

We just tie him outside, and when he's scratching at the door we know he's done and ready to come back in.