How do I make my dog poop quicker?

[lizardth]

Dog Show Trick: Children's glycerine suppositories can be found at your local grocery and are very cheap. Insert before leaving the comfort of your home. Also running your dog around for a few minutes does the trick for me A LOT of the time and is a little less drastic, and has the added benefit of making yourself warmer as well.

 

[NuclearNed]

Its simple, really. He keeps pooping because you keep feeding him. Quit feeding him, and the problem is solved in a day or two.

 

[aidanjm]

have his digestive tract removed and replaced with a colostomy bag. That way you'll be in total control.

 

[forrestroche]

Originally posted by: aidanjm
have his digestive tract removed and replaced with a colostomy bag. That way you'll be in total control.

Have his brain removed and put in the brain of a cat. Then give him a box.

 

[forrestroche]

Oh, and Hi Vlad.