How are people this computer ignorant?

MotionMan

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Another attorney in my office, who is one of those annoying "I'm not computer literate and happy to tell you about it all the time" people, was having a computer problem. A partner asked me to take a look before calling in the IT guy. I check it out and it looks either like a bad hdd or a virus, so the IT guys needs to come in morning.

This guy mentions he has a new laptop. It is an Acer Aspire, which is a tiny netbook. Anyway, I tell him he can get on the wireless network and use that to work until the next day. He has never gone on the wireless network and was not sure how to. I tell him I can help with that.

He takes the netbook out and starts it up while I walk to my office to get the network details. Rather than me having to walk back to his office, I call him and tell him to bring it to my office.

He walks in and asks for an outlet, holding his netbook and the power adapter.

I ask "Is the battery not charged"?

He says, "It does not have a battery."

He hands it to me and, sure enough, there is a big hole where the battery should be.

He got it new at Walmart. it still has the sticky plastic around the screen. I tell him that he needs to tear apart the boxes, which, thank goodness, he does still have and that battery should be in there.


Seriously. Do you not have to be trying to be ignorant to not think a brand new netbook comes with a battery?

MotionMan
 

mmntech

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Another attorney in my office, who is one of those annoying "I'm not computer literate and happy to tell you about it all the time"

Being proud about being computer illiterate is like being proud that you can't screw in a lightbulb. Why am I not surprised that this dummy is a lawyer.
 

rayfieldclement

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Son... there is a era in this world's history when some people thought that pushing the wrong button on a computer would cause it to explode.....
 
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he should hang out with my friend that thought a keyboard really is called a typewriter, and he needed a monitor (giant CRT's, of course) for each window.

him: "oh, i don't need flat screens. glass tv's are just fine for me"

me: "hey asshole, you obviously haven't noticed giant glass screens haven't been made in 10 years. next time you're in a store, any store, open your eyes and tell me how many tube tv's you find."

he also prefers to be "thrown clear" in case of an auto crash. we aren't even 40 yet.
 

Baked

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Dec 28, 2004
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Just so you know, it pays to be technologically retarded. You get way more hot pussies that way, versus being smart and knowing how to fix everything, in which case you'll just get friend zone right off the bat.
 

Ns1

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Jun 17, 2001
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Just so you know, it pays to be technologically retarded. You get way more hot pussies that way, versus being smart and knowing how to fix everything, in which case you'll just get friend zone right off the bat.

strangely true.
 

HeXen

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I know computer nerds who are retarded with cars. I know mechanics who can't build a deck properly, i know people who can't manage money.

everyone does stupid stuff. everyone has retard moments and everyone doesn't geek about everything to know it all inside and out.
Sounds to me he got in a hurry, didn't read the packaging...something else that everyone has done at least once with something they bought.
 

Skel

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I started my computer career on a local repair shop, I don't think there's much someone can do stupiditywise on a computer that'll surprise me
 

MagnusTheBrewer

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Jun 19, 2004
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You need to pay more attention to these forums. ATOT is chock full of people who know everything about computers and are clueless about life.
 

Red Squirrel

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Haha I always lol at people who are proud to be "computer illiterate". Why is that something to be proud of? It's one thing to know know much about computers, but to be completely retarded about them is not something to be proud of. It's like getting your car towed to a garage because "it wont work" and it turns out you ran out of gas. Lot of people are not mechanically inclined but they at least know the basics of cars. It needs gas, the battery is needed to start it, you have to have it in gear to go forward etc.

At first retarded users are hilarious, but when you work help desk for a few years, it becomes more an annoyance. When I was working help desk it was common to spend hours on the phone with a user for a password reset, because suddenly, they forget how to login to the computer/domain or how to change their password.
 

infoiltrator

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What Darwin means is the gene pool will try all possible answers to fill survival niche's. Theoretically the the gene pool will shift toward successful adaptations. The less competition the more specific the shift.

Since people are generalists with random mixes of skill sets they are good at adapting to fill the environment. Not very good at "optimizing" to fit specifics or excell at more than a few areas.