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Perknose

Forum Director & Omnipotent Overlord
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Seven or two, no matter, you'll see green alligators and long neck geese. Some humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzees. Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as your born you ain't gonna see no Unicorns!
Listen up, you heathen unbeliever, there were Unicorns! Two of them. Both male, unfortunately.
 
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Perknose

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Are we seriously debating the fucking Ark fairytale in this thread? We are toast as modern society if we haven’t moved past this utter nonsense . Jesus H fairytale Christ 🤣
We are toast. Now please pass the jam. I'm feeling peckish.
 

sdifox

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Listen up, you heathen unbeliever, there were Unicorns! Two of them. Both male, unfortunately.

here is supporting evidence that unicorns existed. But it doesn't say anything about them being gay. Perks was probably there to check though.

 

Perknose

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here is supporting evidence that unicorns existed. But it doesn't say anything about them being gay. Perks was probably there to check though.

While all Unicorns are . . . horny . . . male Unicorn's balls are bright pink and glitter. Mike Johnson is a reprehensible pos. I wish he would get back on the Ark he came from. This thread is now about Unicorns.
 
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Pens1566

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Wasn't there another Republican rep who had an "adopted" son that was mysteriously absent from everything recently?

Ok just so I am on the same page as everyone else, what's the implicit thing that "adopted son" is covering for?

Gay lover?
Live in slave?
Wife's boy toy?

I just want to make sure I'm in on the ;)

Matt Gaetz
 
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When will Sherman start impeachment of Judge Chutkan?


Who is 'Sherman' you ask?

Dude looks like Sherman.


Pin on Toons!!!!!!
 

Meghan54

Lifer
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Screw the exhaust, lets discuss the cold air intake that gives it +10HP
You do know it had numerous NOS and Type-R stickers, right? In combo with a CAI….well, things are better off not talking out loud about them. 🤪
 

akugami

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Well...Maga Mike has been trying to scrub his social media pages. He's anti-democracy.

Unlike a loudmouth like Gym Jordan, Maga Mike is more insidious. He's a threat to freedom. He wants to turn the US into an authoritarian state with the bible as the law of the land.
 

MrSquished

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MAGA mike is a shitstain on humanity. It would be great if he would go play in traffic. Not that I'm hoping for that, but it would be positive for society and decency.
 

GodisanAtheist

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soundforbjt

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Pray that the election results are so wide that he can’t mess with it,may be a huge problem getting them certified if it’s close.
 

MrSquished

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He wouldn’t have anything to do with that process unless republicans win the House in 2024.

As I have been saying, this is why downballot races are important in every single state. And that is why the Dems need an inspiring turnout driving candidate without mostly negatives in the public perception, including their own party. Even if the Dem candidate can't win the state, they need to inspire all the voters to get out and make a difference in the downballot races.

But you live in a different dimension, one that is at least three years old right now.
 
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